Thread 17887602

Were ALL fascists and dictators really manlets?

In this image you have
>Goebbels, 5'5
>Hitler 5'8
>Mussolini 5'bald

>>17887602 (OP)
How tall was Stalin?

>>17887609
5'5

>>17887602 (OP)
Hitler was national socialist, not fascist

Hitler was national socialist, not fascist

>>17887602 (OP)
Hitler was 5'9, which was considered the start of Nordic height.

>>17887602 (OP)
I am 6'4" and I am a fascist dictator.

>>17887845
not an argument

>>17887909
NO you are the soldier that they send off to DIE

>>17887602 (OP)
>Reinhard Heydrich 6'3"

>>17887983
>Nicknames
>The Hangman
>The Butcher of Prague
.The Blond Beast
>Himmler's Evil Genius
>The Man with the Iron Heart
i dont think hes meant to be one of the good guys /his/ters

>>17888014
Considering all those nicknames were given by jews he must've been one of the good guys.

>>17888014
They call me the Blond Beast

>>17887602 (OP)

Everyone was a manlet back then, this was not a fascist / dictator thing.

>>17888014
They call me the Butcher of Prague

>>17887602 (OP)
>>17888440
Hitler and Mussolini were average for the time. Stalin and Hirohito were actual 5’4 manlets in a time it would have been seen as short though.

>>17887602 (OP)
Engelbert Dolfuss was 1.5m tall. Dictatorlet.

>>17888820
Another austrian leader who was assassinated in 21st century

>>17887909
Oh yeah? Which country

Not a Fascist, but Castro was over six feet.

>>17887818
>>17887845
Correct

>Gaddafi
6'1
>Saddam Hussein
6'1
>Uday Hussien (Psychopath. worse than his dad)
6'7
>Josip Broz Tito
6'3
>Fidel Castro
6'3
>Nicolas Maduro
6'4
>Idi Amin
6'4
>Slobodan Milošević
6'4
>Augusto Pinochet
6'
>Bashar al-Ásad
6'2

Why are we pretending like Lankets can't be fucking evil despicable people too?

>>17889400
What are you taking about. All of those guys are BASED to some degree

>>17887602 (OP)
I’m tall and I would befriend them, what’s your point?

>>17889400
But are any of them white european like the other dictators?

>>17889415
Those are all mediocre losers lmao, the manlet dictators blow them away.
>>17888820
He was not a dictator he is like a historical anomaly from another timeline which seeped into this world.

>>17887602 (OP)
Not all... Franco was 5'7".

Stalin 5'6" and Napoleon 5'6" prove manlet tyranny isn't a hard rule. That said, short kings do seem overrepresented in the dictator hall of fame. Maybe it's the insecurity, maybe it’s coincidence...

Amerimutt height obsession is a sign of low intelligence.

Physiognomy check

>>17887602 (OP)
Franco was even smaller and he was by far the most successful. Hitler was taller than Churchill, Stalin, and by technicality Roosevelt. Really makes you think.

>>17887818
Socialism=Fascism

>>17887602 (OP)
Nope the nazis were the blankets of germany

>blankets
*lanklets
God I hate phone posting

>>17887602 (OP)
People were shorter then, they were just average height

>>17887602 (OP)
No. The most famous dictator of them all, Abraham Lincoln 6'4.

>>17887602 (OP)
No. The most famous dictator of them all, Abraham Lincoln, was 6'4.

>>17892781
Roosevelt was 6'2", are you saying it doesn't count because he's in a wheelchair? Is Shawn Bradley not 7'6" anymore?

>>17893695
Yes the meatbags, the soldiers
While the manlets led them off to war

>>17893927
>Lincoln
>LBJ
>Jefferson
Weird how all the tallest presidents were also the biggest niggerlovers

>>17894977
>manlets led them off to war
5'5 is 168cm so Goebbels is already above the average, the others are taller. I.e. your shits retarded.

>>17889400
I looked this up because I couldn't believe what you had written for Uday, but you're almost right. He was 6'6.

>>17889400
Osama bin Laden was 6'4".

>>17895265
Most presidents are tall in general, although 6'4" (Abraham Lincoln) seems to be the cutoff line. Americans will not vote for a guy taller than 6'4" or shorter than 5'9".

>>17887602 (OP)
Was 5'8 even manlet back then?

>>17889400
>>Uday Hussien (Psychopath. worse than his dad)
Reading about him right now, this is cartel leader-tier

>Ahmed Radhi said that after he was unwilling to join the new Al-Rasheed club, he was kidnapped at midnight by Uday's men, beaten and accused of harassment; he accepted Uday's offer when he was threatened with death. International footballer Saad Qais said that Uday was angry with him because he was sent off during a 1997 match against Turkmenistan. His "discipline" was administered by jailers (known as "teachers") in a closed section of a detention facility for athletes and journalists in Radwaniyah Palace.

>The guard would line up all the entertainment against the wall and give them 10 minutes to drink. Those who did not drink despite the threats were punished in three ways; having their hair and eyebrows shaven off, being beaten enough to stand up without touching their faces, and being subjected to a foot whipping before being forced to walk. Often, the tortures were done in front of Uday in person. If the bodyguards did not do this, or when asked to answer correctly who was drinking and who did not, they would receive the same punishment. The bodyguards alleged that they tortured people in this way twice a week and at least 100 people a year.

>[A frequent entertainer at his parties] said, "I would be performing, and Uday would climb up on the stage with a machine gun and start shooting it at the ceiling. Uday would insist that everyone get drunk with him. He would interrupt my performance, get up on stage with a big glass of cognac for himself and one for me. He would insist that I drink all of it with him. When he gets really drunk, out come the guns. His friends are all terrified of him, because he can have them imprisoned or killed. I saw him once get angry with one of his friends. He kicked the man in the ass so hard that his boot flew off."

>>17887609
He was also midget-sized, which is something people remarked on during recollections of meeting him.

>>17888014
Those are awesome names

>>17893978
FDR became a spiritual manlet due to his sickness

>>17897032
Mexico had a 6'6 president despite being turbomanlet land

>>17898430
probably owned a chocolate factory too.

>>17889400
Not all of them were bad and I say that as a manlet. Real recognize real.

people were pretty fucking short back then man

>>17892652
Its just the females who do that honestly, Pablo. If they didn't get to decide who reproduces here this would be a lot less of an issue. Regardless, lower intelligence men tend to have more sexual success overall. Even Foucault knew this.

>>17892670
Douchebag physiognomy honestly

>>17898507
that's just French people in general.

>>17889400
Tito was 5'8

>>17897076
>being subjected to a foot whipping before being forced to walk.
hot

>>17892670
fr*nch phenotype, nuff said

>strong arms his way to become emperor
>ergo technically a dictator
>248 cm/8'2
>reported to be so strong he could punch the teeth out of a horse and pull a cart by himself
>ate 40 lbs of meat a day and two amphores of wine per meal
A shame he got killed by his own soldiers after taxing them too much

This is proof that lanklets SERVE and shortchads RULE. Must be the lack of oxygen at those heights, turning them dumb and meek

>>17898430
Short countries worship lanklets and vice versa

>>17888014
They call me the Blonde Hangman with the Iron Dick.