Thread 17889027

Who is the most retarded poster on this board?

>>17889027 (OP)
A better question would be, who isn't retarded on /his/

>>17889027 (OP)
Pedospammer or Simon, I'm pretty sure the enjoy hell guy is just an instance of Claude some guy runs.

>>17889187

Simon who, schizo?

Our little "enjoy hell" loser

>>17889187
Idk. Their responses are pretty varied and all the AIs are super censored. I think it's just a dedicated autist like Barneyfag

>>17889249
Frisian and Tajik don't exit and are Mordvix alter-egos.

this board is really hopeless isn't it

>>17889027 (OP)
the pan-slavist soviet guy
you guys think he's polish or russian?

>>17889263
You can train certain LLMS on samples of text and telling people to enjoy hell wouldn't exactly be a censored topic. Training an AI off of Hitler's speeches is practically impossible, but there used to be a replication of tay floating around.

>half the user base is just various flavors or giga retards, schizos, and trolls
I'm honestly surprised they haven't nuked this board yet considering they don't bother moderating it
>>17889290
he is likely neither

>>17889027 (OP)
This guy, easily

>>17889027 (OP)
Simon Salva. 100%.
>>17889187
>Claude.
Nope. Your pattern recognition is worthless.
>>17889252
>loser
I guarantee I make more money and have a higher level of education than you do.
>>17889263
>autist
Nope, not even close. I'm literally an empath. You're braindead.

>>17889616

Ironic for you to nominate me. How are we any different and why should we be in conflict?

>>17889619
Enjoy Hell, shitskin.

me

>nobody posts about me
But Simon and Hellguy said I was just like them

>>17889635
It's ok to be a little slow sometimes, not everything is clear at first sight

>>17889664
There is 0% chance you actually believe your LARP.

>>17889674
Test me I will 100% prove it to you

>>17889676
>I'm not lying! Just ask me!

>>17889027 (OP)
i have simon filtered :) i wish "enjoy burning" faggot would make a username for himself

>>17889680
Hell guy has nothing to say
At least Simon makes statements

>>17889680

Why do you have me filtered, Christ-hating LARPagan?

>>17889680
How do you filter a namefag?

>>17889684
Because you are refuted and proved to be wrong and to have no authority in the gospel at all

>>17889684
Because your posts are extremely low quality sometimes

>>17889683
>Hell guy has nothing to say
https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/17681547/
Oops. Just one example of many. Ready to admit you're lying?

>>17889684
put your username back on and i'll tell you

>>17889690

>Just one question, pass/fail: In what are these people (the "many" in the second verse) trusting for their salvation?
Their own personal version of God, like the one you crafted like an idol, as opposed to the true God which transcends human comprehensions

>>17889684
Because you are the most blatant troll on the board who switches from Shitno to TRVD Cath to Indian etc. You should have been permanently banned from 4channel ages ago. It's a testament to how truly worthless the mods are that you haven't been.

>>17889692
>Their own personal version of God, like the one you crafted like an idol, as opposed to the true God which transcends human comprehensions
Wrong.
Your grade: F.

>>17889693
>blatant
He simply poses arguments from different points of view. If you want him to be confounded simply refute him.

>>17889695
>Press F to pay respect
Your homage is meaningless to me as it is to Jesus, and he will condemn you for your works.

>>17889693

Mind giving any examples?

>>17889664
holy shit
holy shit

>>17889697
picrel
>>17889702
>homage
You're braindead.
>he will condemn you for your works
Nope, never going to happen. My sins will be separated from me as far as the east is from the west, and I won't have to pay for a single one. Jesus WILL reward me for my good works, of course. You on the other hand? To the burn pit, go!

>>17889710
Don't procrastinate your salvation. No one knows the day nor the hour, and yet the hour shall come.

>the light shineth in the world
>and the world perceiveth it not

>>17889714
Right. Small problem: I'm already saved. You are very likely a reprobate, beyond salvation, twofold more the child of Hell than whichever faggot priest touched you. Better for you never to have been born. Enjoy Hell.

>>17889722
Doctrines of devils have no place in the church of Jesus Christ
Repent of your idolatry of man-made theology

John Calvin's Institutes is a book of satanic apologetics and are forever refuted by St. Michael Servetus

>>17889726
>Doctrines of devils have no place in the church of Jesus Christ
Right, which is why you're going to burn.
>Repent of your idolatry of man-made theology
Epic! Too bad you worship Satan and therefore have zero authority.
>John Calvin's Institutes is a book of satanic apologetics and are forever refuted by St. Michael Servetus
Non-sequitur. IQ Estimate: 110.

>Vote's in! Result:
Simon Salva - 0
Enjoy Hell - 0
Mormon - 1
(OP) - 4
(You) - 8 but actually it's sideways so ∞

>>17889737
>giving incorporeal devils proper names
satan is not worthy of personhood recognition

>>17889705
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/bofm/jacob/5?lang=eng
>book literally calls itself dung

>>17889743
Good job. You just said God sinned when he wrote the Bible. Do continue, I love watching rats like you heap more damnation upon their heads. Your torment will be glorious to behold. :)

>>17889748

I pity you; you glory in the sufferings you imagine on others. Jesus said I am not here to condemn but to save.

>>17889756
>You're going to heaven
>I'm going to burn in fire, forever
>I pity you
Revised IQ estimate: 98

>>17889758
>your iq
>98
>nine 8
>nein ∞
>not infinite
I have the Holy Ghost (Divine Presence) so the one who sent me does have ∞.

Even ∞ times ∞. [spoiler]God is love.[/spoiler] [spoiler

>>17889760
>I have the Holy Ghost
No, you don't. Tick tock.

>>17889766
Believe me and be saved: though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

>>17889748
>Good job
Glad I could help.

>>17889770
Thanks for the evidence. The Holy Ghost doesn't prompt you to remember verses that have fuck all to do with the conversation. You're smoked. Tick tock.

>>17889777
You are welcome. Thank you for confirming the Holy Ghost prompted me to remember a perfect verse for the occasion. I did smoke a cigar, how did you know? Tick tock.

>>17889782
Enjoy Hell, rat.

>>17889785
I will enjoy whatever the Lord has prepared for me, for through him I shall overcome all things.
Tick,,,
tock...

>>17889785
You resent humanity for being born of flesh and blood; you hate God for having created life out of the earth. You are a reprobate and of your father the devil, who you put above the Son of God in delusion. Yes, I pity you, thief.

>>17889814
Word salad.

>>17889821

Who did you learn that word from? Voosh?

>>17889821
Enjoy Hell.

>Just one question, pass/fail: In what are these people (the "many" in the second verse) trusting for their salvation?
>>17889616
>Worldly Wisdom will save me

>meta thread
they will not win so long as there are those willing to teach truth

Since this is the meta thread it's time to fess up, anons. What threads have you been spamming lately?

>>17889849
>You will become brown
God chose those who were fair and delightsome to preach the Word of God from the Americas to the natives of all continents.

>>17889187
>some guy
hiro are you there?

>>17889616
>I'm literally an empath
Many autistic people are empaths

>>17889747
Zenos is interesting. Is that in the bible

>>17889777
>>17889782
Holy confounded

>>17889872
>>17889846
Enjoy burning.
>>17889841
>Worldly Wisdom will save me
Nope, that's not the right answer.
Your grade: F.
>>17889866
I'm not autistic.

>>17889855
mormonism may have started out as a revival of some of the old truths, but these days it is no more on the path than any other denomination

Dirk, because not mentally ill enough to have an excuse

>>17889884
It is a step in the path of Jesus overcoming all false teachings so it cannot be evil (the Book also restores Lamanites [Africans] to the Gospel and their ancestors' history so it is golden in multiple ways).

>>17889884
God bless those missionaries of color

Simon Salva

>>17889894
GTFO Simon

>>17889894
i heard simon beat his gf, is that true?

>>17889884
>mormonism may have started out as a revival of some of the old truths
No. Enjoy Hell.
>>17889891
>It is a step in the path of Jesus overcoming all false teachings so it cannot be evil
You don't deserve a brain.
>>17889892
Those flames just got hotter.

>>17889899
i also found this thread he made lawl
>>>/r/19846207

>>17889899
>simon
>gf
Rich.

>>17889891
>restores Lamanites [Africans] to the Gospel
shoehorning non whites into the story has been the downfall of the church, they don't belong and never did.

>>17889905
i dont know if the rumor is true, ive just heard it passed around by 1 or 2 people whod been following him around

>>17889881
You just graded yourself.

>>17889901
>You don't deserve a brain. Those flames just got hotter.
>

>>17889881
>I'm not autistic.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

>>17889887
I miss Dirk so much

>>17889922
Your brain is worthless.

>>17889925
>pattern recognition skill check: Failed

>>17889887
I’ve never seen Dirk lose an argument or make himself look like a retard.

This entire thread is full of LARPagans. I'll pray for you.

>>17889984
You should repent of your sins and ask forgiveness of your self.

>>17889027 (OP)
Gervaisfag was pretty based. I miss that cocksucker.

>>17890021
Yes, but the question was who was most retarded? Gervaisposter was no doubt above average IQ.

>>17890026
Enjoy hell.

>>17890030
https://www.enjoyhell.com
Be honest: Do you think Simon Salva has the brainpower to wire a webserver for a website?

>>17890040

I have an IQ of 136, midwit.

>>17890056
No, you don't. Buh bye.

>>17889943
My weirdest conversations with Dirk was spelling out to him, stuff like him being a Calvinist (reformed/whatever) he do not believe in human libertarian free will, and thus do not believe the problem of evil is solved by appealing to human free will
It always baffles my how a guy who can write such fine flowing posts in perfect English, fails to put 2 and 2 together
holy moly man, it's YOUR beliefs, you should know this stuff

>>17890094
+ in context of Molinism, that's also a system that presuppose free will - it's just not gonna be compatible with reformed theology
But Dirk loves William Craig too much, and fails to understand that he can't incorporate all of WLC's pet theologies without doing some belief revision of his own
Dirk's reformed theology just don't mash with it. So he gets a hot mess