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Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889163 >>17889202 >>17889253 >>17889285 >>17889359 >>17889473
>"NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT! MUH HECKIN DEMONS WHO I VENERATE AS GODS!!"

>"STOP TEARING DOWN MY FALSE IDOLS! NO!!! I WANNA DO HUMAN SACRIFICE AND SODOMY AND RAPE AND PROSTITUTION AND SHIEET! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!--AAAACCKKKKKKK!!"

>t. every pagay nation which was conquered by ChristCHADs
Anonymous No.17889184 >>17889193 >>17889973
>Bring the bottle back, pastor. My retarded son NEEDS to pour a libation out to St. Gabriel to ensure DoorDashโ„ข doesn't mess up his order
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889193
>>17889184

Libations are pagan, and do not occur in Christchaddery.
Anonymous No.17889202 >>17889206
>>17889163 (OP)
>one pagan religion conquers another
yawn
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889206 >>17889208
>>17889202

Christianity is not pagan. It is the Truth.
Anonymous No.17889208 >>17889219
>>17889206
You worship a cracker.
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889219
>>17889208

A cracker as in what?
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889247
Bump for pagay tears.
Anonymous No.17889253 >>17889260
>>17889163 (OP)
>only our clergy gets to fuck prostitutes and little boys up the ass!!!!!!!11
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889260 >>17889264
>>17889253

The little boys thing was made up by Georg Burnham, and prostitution is a mortal sin in Christianity.
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889264 >>17889295 >>17889615
>>17889260

Burnham being a 33rd degree Freemason. Hold on....gotta check Desuarchive....

Back.

Georg Burnham, 1993:

>"And [we] will proclaim [Roman Catholicism], the [Church] established by Jehova Himself, to be rampant to the brim with pederasts and those who have such [pederastic] thoughts. And [the public] will believe it."

- The Scottish Rite Times, official newspaper of the Scottish Freemasons.
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889285
>>17889163 (OP)

They're demons. Wanna know why?

So, pagan religions are polytheistic. And why is that? Because the demons said to Christ--

>We are many, for we are legion.
Anonymous No.17889295 >>17889300
>>17889264
>search google for quote
>only result is a 4chan post by you
>search google for "Scottish Rite Times"
>it doesn't exist
Lying is a sin.
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889300
>>17889295

Proof? Also, what quote?
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889327 >>17889340
No proof. Lol.
Anonymous No.17889340 >>17889341
>>17889327
Your quote literally doesn't show up in a Google search. This is verifiable by anyone in 2 seconds.
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889341 >>17889342 >>17889350
>>17889340

You know what square brackets are used for, right, dumbass?
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889342
>>17889341

Just search up the non-bracketed portions, pagancuck.
Anonymous No.17889350 >>17889351
>>17889341
I searched the parts without the square brackets. There is no evidence of anyone uttering any of those words except you.
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889351 >>17889358
>>17889350

Show proof.
Anonymous No.17889358
>>17889351
Anonymous No.17889359 >>17889457
>>17889163 (OP)
Who the fuck is this dumbass and where did he come from?
Anonymous No.17889457
>>17889359
His village recently got internet and/or his mother recently got a job at the local brothel to afford it. Donโ€™t you just love the third world getting access to the internet.
Anonymous No.17889473 >>17889484 >>17889608
>>17889163 (OP)
Stop larping as Christian, you're a self-admitted Shinto. If you're really going to do it, make it funny at least and pretend to be a Mormon or something
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889484
>>17889473

Demons possessed me to say those things.
Anonymous No.17889574
Anon, you say you're not a pagan but why do you have a shrine to Mary in your room that you're constantly lighting incense in front of?
Anonymous No.17889608
>>17889473
>pretend
Anyone who pretends to believe anything is easily refutable by someone who knows
Anonymous No.17889615 >>17889829
>>17889264
>Scottish Rite
Brother no such publication exists (wink) surely you mean the Yorkists?
Simon Salva !tMhYkwTORI No.17889829
>>17889615

What?
Anonymous No.17889973
>>17889184
Maybe try DoorDashing yourself