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Anonymous No.17894347 >>17894369 >>17894426 >>17894458 >>17894742 >>17895111 >>17896904 >>17897809
Why are Jews classified as Semites when they're clearly just a Slavic cult that wears weird hats and is completely foreign to the Middle East
Anonymous No.17894369 >>17896514 >>17896545
>>17894347 (OP)
Because that's where they come from, dumbass. Regardless, Ashkenazis aren't the only Jews.
Anonymous No.17894426 >>17894915 >>17895113
>>17894347 (OP)
>Slavic
khazars were a turkic people
Anonymous No.17894458 >>17896397 >>17896545
>>17894347 (OP)
They are genetically closest to Turkish Cretans, a Middle Eastern people.
Anonymous No.17894742 >>17896517
>>17894347 (OP)
They’re not Slavs nigger
Anonymous No.17894915
>>17894426
this. spbp
Anonymous No.17895111
>>17894347 (OP)

Why is that guy wearing a cardboard bowl, in shape of a kippa, with staples?

The rebbe noticed him and looks at him with disgust, as if he wants to slap him hard over the head but can't due to all the witnesses around...
Anonymous No.17895113 >>17896831
>>17894426
Technically speaking most Jews would not be Khazars or even partially descended from them. Though the funny thing about that theory is that Jews were being massacred in Europe while the Khazars were converting to Judaism.
Anonymous No.17896397 >>17896509
>>17894458
"Turkish Cretans" are not very Turkic.
Anonymous No.17896509 >>17896517
>>17896397
Turkey is a Middle Eastern country.
Anonymous No.17896514 >>17896576
>>17894369
So do they have super ancient scrolls proving each and every person's lineage from the line of David or what?
Anonymous No.17896517 >>17896914
>>17894742
>Palestinians are the real jews confirmed
>>17896509
That's the near east, not middle east.
Anonymous No.17896545
>>17894369
>>17894458
These TBQH. Ashkenazim may be highly genetically assimilated, but they generally do still have varying amounts of Semitic ancestry (if I had to put a number on it, hovering around 35%, but this can be much higher in certain families, pic related). Other Jewish ethnic groups range from predominantly to completely Semitic (e.g. Sephardim, Mizrahim, Karaim, Shomronim etc...). Hell, even the Falasha are still, technically, Afro-Asiatic Semites.

How some people have convinced themselves that an ethnoreligious group which originated in the Levant and greater MENA, where it fermented for well over a millennia before mass dispersion events, is somehow completely bereft of genetic heritage from those regions, is beyond me. Judaism and Hebrew are distinctly and incontrovertibly, middle eastern, and there are Jewish populations who have literally never set foot outside the MENA for 2,500+ years.
Anonymous No.17896576 >>17896895 >>17896999
>>17896514
You are now aware that even the most Europeanized Jews frequently held on to standard mid-eastern conventions, going by "son of" (ben, bin, banu, ibn etc...) or "daughter of" (bat, beth), foregoing proper surnames until the end of the 19th century. This is why so many of the surnames adopted by Ashkenazi Jews end with "son".
Anonymous No.17896831 >>17896851 >>17896906
>>17895113
khazar khaganate fell in X century, by that time semitic jews barely reached iberian taifas
Anonymous No.17896851
>>17896831
>by that time semitic jews barely reached iberian taifas
What do you mean by this? In Visigoth Iberia there were already Jews for quite a while.
Anonymous No.17896895
>>17896576
It's also why every third surname of theirs is just a place name.
Anonymous No.17896904 >>17896910
>>17894347 (OP)
Jews racialized Semite as a term and basically started "owning" it. Which means anyone who actually is one in Asia or African can't use the term in regards to racism directed towards them.
Anonymous No.17896906
>>17896831
All the documents from the Visigoths making laws to oppress them disagree.
The capitularies on the Jews from Carolingian law disagree.
Anonymous No.17896910
>>17896904
>Jews racialized Semite as a term and basically started "owning" it.
And I mean this in recent years. Like it made sense in the laat when Jews were the moat common "Semites" in the West.
Anonymous No.17896914
>>17896517
Jews are the real palestinians
Anonymous No.17896999 >>17897129
>>17896576
That doesn't make any sense. Plenty of cultures around the world use patronymics and they still didn't have surnames for the vast majority of history.
Anonymous No.17897065
The Hebrew Bible talks about it a lot, to the point that it's basically just a word for Jews now, nobody else. I think it originally started as a misconception of the Origines Gentium, but who knows.
Anonymous No.17897129
>>17896999
Yes, it doesn't make sense that you're emphasizing my point while saying it doesn't make sense.
Anonymous No.17897809
>>17894347 (OP)
Because people believe jewish bullshit. Christianity is the biggest jewish scam of all time, yet tens of billions believed in it and continue to believe in it. Go figure.