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Anonymous No.17903667 >>17903670 >>17903671 >>17903673 >>17903676 >>17903684 >>17903771 >>17903830 >>17903856 >>17903890 >>17903892 >>17904071 >>17904153 >>17905177 >>17905498 >>17905516 >>17906554 >>17907800 >>17907832 >>17908447 >>17908514 >>17908724 >>17909514 >>17910522 >>17911176 >>17911877 >>17912219
What am I meant to take away from this?
Mark 14:51-52
"A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind."
Anonymous No.17903670 >>17911176
>>17903667 (OP)
When a person flees naked, they're just trying to get to their clothes, put them on, and then flee in clothes rather than naked.
Anonymous No.17903671 >>17908432
>>17903667 (OP)
He was a 33 year old virgin, something was definitely wrong with rabbi yeshua so its a possibility he was a faggot and pedophile
Anonymous No.17903673 >>17911243
>>17903667 (OP)
It's probably an inside reference to whatever community wrote that gospel
Anonymous No.17903676
>>17903667 (OP)
>People read this and say "Yup something worth teaching my son and daughter!"
Anonymous No.17903684 >>17903685 >>17903698 >>17903833 >>17904073
>>17903667 (OP)
>A young man,
That he was an adult

>wearing nothing but a linen garment
That he was clothed in a full body one piece outfit

>was following Jesus
Probably a stalker

>they seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind.
They tried to catch him but he slipped out of his shirt or whatever and ran away
Anonymous No.17903685 >>17903688 >>17903845 >>17904171 >>17909066
>>17903684
>That he was an adult
Anonymous No.17903688 >>17903689
>>17903685
>young man now means child
You are getting desperate
Anonymous No.17903689 >>17903845 >>17908437
>>17903688
You had to change young man to an adult, meaning you knew he was a little boy. You got caught and lost cope, seethe and dilate.
Anonymous No.17903698
>>17903684
jews considered 13 years old a man
Anonymous No.17903706 >>17903723 >>17909877
Why is 'the disciple whom Jesus loved' always depicted as a beardless boy?
Anonymous No.17903712
It's symbolic, and probably related to the one other use of the term "neaniskos" in Mark, also clothed in white.

Read A Sartorial Inversion: Clothing in Mark and the Flight of the Naked Youth by EJ Davila
Anonymous No.17903723
>>17903706
Greek were into that at the time
Anonymous No.17903769 >>17903777 >>17903784 >>17904184 >>17909066
It is a fulfillment of Old Testament Prophecy.

"While no specific Old Testament prophecy is directly referenced, some scholars see the young man's flight in Mark 14:51-52 as a fulfillment of a theme of abandonment and shame found in passages like Amos 2:16, where it is prophesied that "the bravest of the mighty will flee naked on that day." This event is often interpreted as a literary device to symbolize the complete desertion of Jesus by his followers, with the nakedness representing their shame."
Anonymous No.17903771 >>17903778
>>17903667 (OP)
Shalom, rabbi.
Anonymous No.17903777
>>17903769
>a literary device
What??!
You're saying the Gospel writers made stuff up for the sake of telling a better story?
Anonymous No.17903778 >>17903821 >>17903833 >>17904147
>>17903771
No, but seriously
What do Christians make of this? And historical event that literally happened? Why is it in the Bible?
Are we supposed to take some lesson away from this?
Anonymous No.17903784
>>17903769
Lmao
Anonymous No.17903821 >>17904459
>>17903778
I think that it is most likely a historical event that actually happened. I think that God guided it to happen to fulfill the prophecy in Amos. It is in the Bible because it helped sell the faith to Israelites, who would recognize the reference to/fulfillment of Old Testament prophecy. We aren't exactly supposed to take a lesson from it, however the Israelites at the time were. It would have been further proof to the Israelites that Jesus was the Messiah and the fulfiller of Old Testament prophecy.
Anonymous No.17903830
>>17903667 (OP)
Christians are all liberal who are ashamed of their own book.
Anonymous No.17903833 >>17903845
>>17903778
>What do Christians make of this?
Nothing because it is not shameful. Some anon explained it for you here >>17903684 so I don't know why you think it is anything.
Anonymous No.17903845 >>17903849
>>17903833
>>17903685
>>17903689
Anonymous No.17903849 >>17903858
>>17903845
Yeah, nobody believes you or reads it that way. It says young man, not boy or child. Any normal person reading that understand it means an adult.
Anonymous No.17903856
>>17903667 (OP)
It was an angel, kind of obvious.
Anonymous No.17903858 >>17903864
>>17903849
I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.17903864 >>17903955
>>17903858
I conceded nothing. Your claim that "man" means "child" is both incorrect and retarded.
Anonymous No.17903890
>>17903667 (OP)
>wearing light cloth
>someone grabs you
>cloth falls off as you wrestle free and run off
>this is used as evidence of you being a catamite

This is just bad faith.
Anonymous No.17903892 >>17903901 >>17903904
>>17903667 (OP)
More beautiful parables to base your life around
Anonymous No.17903901
>>17903892
That's pretty gay.
Anonymous No.17903904
>>17903892
Anonymous No.17903955 >>17903974
>>17903864
Young man means a man that's young. What are you talking about?
Anonymous No.17903974 >>17904171
>>17903955
Are you an ESL retard? In English, man means adult. In English, child or boy means not an adult. A man is not a child.
Anonymous No.17904071 >>17904073
>>17903667 (OP)
Christians our cope?
Anonymous No.17904073 >>17904103
>>17904071
Read the thread >>17903684
OP (you) are retarded.
Anonymous No.17904103 >>17904110 >>17904112
>>17904073
>It's been over four hours and he is still holding on to his debunked argument
Lol
Anonymous No.17904110 >>17904115
>>17904103
>debunked
Only in your dreams. A "man" is not a "child".
Anonymous No.17904112 >>17904115
>>17904103
>debunked
You don't know what that word means ESL
Anonymous No.17904115 >>17904118 >>17904120 >>17904128
>>17904110
You said adult first therefore proving you knew that young man meant a child lol.
>>17904112
Speak for yourself fag.
Anonymous No.17904118 >>17904126
>>17904115
You seriously think "Man" = "child" lmao you are genuinely retarded
Anonymous No.17904120 >>17904126
>>17904115
You don't man means an adult man who is young, not an old man or a middle aged man. No man is a child or boy. Learn English.
Anonymous No.17904126 >>17904132
>>17904118
>No argument
>Saying the same thing again like a broken record
I accept your concession.
>>17904120
Look above.
Anonymous No.17904128
>>17904115
Learn English, freak
Anonymous No.17904131
He's mindbroken kek.
Anonymous No.17904132
>>17904126
Damn that's crazy lmao
Anonymous No.17904147
>>17903778
It's actually pretty interesting information, they tried to arrest more than just Jesus there. Captures the terror of the moment with a vivid image: people are getting grabbed, swords are drawn, an ear's getting cut off, a guy is running away naked - it's a frightening, chaotic scene
Anonymous No.17904153 >>17907662
>>17903667 (OP)
It's symbolic, a Markan sandwich intended to be matched with the young man in the white robe sitting at Jesus' empty tomb. It's derived from imagery repeatedly used by Paul in which the baptism ritual is understood as both dying and rising with Christ as well as taking off the old self and putting on a new self (as of clothes, as one would take off clothes before being baptised and put on clothes after being baptised), and where literal death is understood as a taking off one perishable pair of clothes (flesh and blood) and putting on a new imperishable pair of clothes (the spiritual body). E.g.

Romans 6:3-10
Or don’t you know that all of us who were baptized into Christ Jesus were baptized into his death? We were therefore buried with him through baptism into death in order that, just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father, we too may live a new life.

Galatians 3:26-28
So in Christ Jesus you are all children of God through faith,for all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ.

Colossians 3:9-10
Do not lie to one another, seeing that you have stripped off the old self with its practicesand have clothed yourselves with the new self, which is being renewed in knowledge according to the image of its creator.

1 Corinthians 15:53
For the perishable must clothe itself with the imperishable, and the mortal with immortality.

2 Corinthians 5:4
For while we are in this tent, we groan and are burdened, because we do not wish to be unclothed but to be clothed instead with our heavenly dwelling, so that what is mortal may be swallowed up by life.

This has gone mostly unacknowledged for a long time because people are reluctant to admit that the author of Mark made good use of Paul's letters in writing his story. Doing so threatens historicity.
Anonymous No.17904171
>>17903685
>>17903974
Again the passage says young MAN not child. What are you saying?
Anonymous No.17904176
Damn he is still going on sign of a sore loser kek.
Anonymous No.17904184
>>17903769
Amos 2:6 also has the interesting line "They sell the innocent for silver"
Anonymous No.17904459 >>17905142
>>17903821
>I think that it is most likely a historical event that actually happened
Look, this belief just follows from you being a Christian and who believes the Bible to be true.

If you wasn't already committed to the Bible being true. Would you still think this was a historical event?
How would the Gospel author even know about it, who provided him with this piece of information? It doesn't seem like something important enough for the people who were there to relay to him, or make it into oral tradition.
Anonymous No.17905142 >>17905149 >>17905180
>>17904459
I'm aware of the belief comes from the fact that I am a Christian and that I believe the gospels to be true. I think that there is a lot of evidence for the veracity of the Gospels. I believe the author knew about it because I believe in the traditional authorship, I believe the author was actually Mark and that he was there and witnessed this. It's funny, I've heard people talk about this event and say that it must have actually happened because it's so strange it wouldn't have been put in there if it didn't. Now, that part isn't my view make of that what you will.
Anonymous No.17905149
>>17905142
I'm aware the belief*
Anonymous No.17905177 >>17905181
>>17903667 (OP)
>What am I meant to take away from this?
That Mark got away from the mob by wriggling out of his sindon when someone tried to grab him. An easter egg of sorts since Mark's gospel is him transcribing what Peter observed during Jesus's ministry. Also, God has a sense of humor and you should take yourself so seriously; there's stuff like this throughout the bible.
Anonymous No.17905180
>>17905142
>so strange it wouldn't have been put in there if it didn't
I think you're just setting yourself up to be fooled, if it that's what it takes to convince you something is true.
I hear this all the time about stuff in the Gospels, that the story being implausible, is somehow evidence to make it more plausibly true.

Still, imagine you're not a Christian and don't already think the Gospels are true. Traditional authorship makes no sense, seems super unlikely to be true.
'Fleeing youth' really seems like a made-up detail, because it not something the guy in Greece writing the Gospel would know about through stories told to him. Dunno if the author was trying to add a sense of danger or what
Was there supposed to be more going on, but they forgot to write it in? Weird detail going seemingly nowhere
Anonymous No.17905181
>>17905177
Just learning about the idea that this boy as so described actually was Mark.
Anonymous No.17905498 >>17906502
>>17903667 (OP)
>police grab guy
>he rips/escapes his clothes and scrambles away
I've seen this happen twice in person.
Anonymous No.17905516
>>17903667 (OP)
It's a crossover from the Dionysus myth/cult that was close to early Christianity. it has similar themes to the gospels.
Anonymous No.17906502
>>17905498
Catholic?
Anonymous No.17906554 >>17906599
>>17903667 (OP)
One interpretation is that this is Lazarus, whom Jesus raised from the dead. He is wearing his burial shroud, a simple linen garment. When Jesus was seized, they also tried to seize Lazarus. But when they tired to do so, Lazarus was simply stripped naked and fled into the garden. This completes the image from the Garden of Eden. Where Adam transgressed the law of God and clothed himself by putting on a fig leaf in the Garden of Eden, Lazarus by Jesus the Son of God was raised from the dead and disrobed to the point of complete nakedness in the Garden of Gethsemane. Through the grace of Jesus Christ the original sin of Adam comes undone.
Anonymous No.17906599 >>17906846 >>17906995
>>17906554
This sort of interpretation is cringiest fanfiction.

If it was a known important person the writer wouldn't describe him as some random boy

Also Lazarus was a grown ass man

Just admit your rabbi was hanging out with boys in undergarments the night he was arrested lol
Anonymous No.17906846
>>17906599
NTA. The Lazarus who was raised from the dead in John (brother of Mary and Martha, the one whom Jesus loved) isn't the same Lazarus who died as a beggar in the parable in Luke, and from what I can tell the Lazarus in John isn't ever explicitly called a man in the Greek, although many translations assume it. It seems like he could have been instead a young man, like the character in Mark. That would make Jesus' unique sadness over his death more fitting.

To be honest, if you want to read Jesus having a boy lover into the stories, John's account with the repeating mentions of a "disciple whom Jesus loved" (traditionally identified as John, often speculatively identified as Lazarus) is more suggestive than Mark's brief account of a young man who slips out of his clothes and runs away when some guards grab him.
Anonymous No.17906947 >>17908302
Some people think the naked guy is meant to be James, brother of the Lord.
Anonymous No.17906995 >>17908539
>>17906599
>boys in undergarments
This sort of garb was quite common. Clothes were expensive in this era: everything had to be sewn by hand. A simple cloth requires no further manual labor and would be the cheapest sort of clothing available. You simply fold it around yourself and you're good to go.
Anonymous No.17907662 >>17907704 >>17908608
>>17904153
Jesus himself arguably refers to his crucifixion as a baptism in Mark 10, when James and John ask to sit at his right and his left "in his glory" confirming the association.

>And he said to them, β€œWhat is it you want me to do for you?” And they said to him, β€œAppoint us to sit, one at your right hand and one at your left, in your glory.” But Jesus said to them, β€œYou do not know what you are asking. Are you able to drink the cup that I drink or be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with?” They replied, β€œWe are able.” Then Jesus said to them, β€œThe cup that I drink you will drink, and with the baptism with which I am baptized you will be baptized, but to sit at my right hand or at my left is not mine to appoint, but it is for those for whom it has been prepared.”
Anonymous No.17907704
>>17907662
In 1 Peter 3:21, it's said that baptism was prefigured by the flood that destroyed almost all of humanity, maybe indicating that even outside of Paul and before Mark (assuming 1 Peter is genuine) there was a stronger association between baptism and death than a modern person would intuit.

It's interesting to read Psalm 69 with these associations: crucifixion, flood, baptism, and death, in mind.

"Save me, O God, for the waters have come up to my neck. I sink in deep mire, where there is no foothold; I have come into deep waters, and the flood sweeps over me. I am weary with my crying; my throat is parched. My eyes grow dim with waiting for my God."
Anonymous No.17907800 >>17907845
>>17903667 (OP)
Jesus was an unironic pedo, like every other "elite" Greco-Roman, Med Pig and Semite. All of the Apostles were "youths" (teens) and his this was a "young man" by those standards, a child in other words. Jesus even proclaims he is not a "Lestes" which can mean "pirate", or "pedo"....sailors are famously faggy too, of course and all of the Apostles were fisherboys who became "fishers of men".

Super gay.....not to mention chopping his dick and balls off too! Jesus the original tranny, pedo, power bottom.....no wonder he was the "King of the Jews".
Anonymous No.17907832 >>17907845
>>17903667 (OP)
It’s just a documentation of some random guy who was there and his clothes fell off as he ran away. No deeper meaning
Anonymous No.17907845 >>17910167
>>17907800
>>17907832
Two sides of one psy-op. Either pay no attention to any enigmas or, if you insist on paying attention to them, take a prepackaged absurd and offensive interpretation.
Anonymous No.17908302
>>17906947
That would make it even worse you know.
Anonymous No.17908432 >>17908694 >>17912398
>>17903671
Have fun burning
Anonymous No.17908437
>>17903689
A young man is not the same as child or adolescent. When you turn 18 you will be considered a young man, you will also be of age to post on 4channel.org.
Anonymous No.17908447 >>17908510
>>17903667 (OP)
You should put a bullet in your head. Hell will only get worse for you the longer you stay alive.
Anonymous No.17908510 >>17909893
>>17908447
Not an answer
Anonymous No.17908514 >>17910172
>>17903667 (OP)
why did they "seize him"?
Anonymous No.17908539 >>17908705
>>17906995
no its not

that why the verse exclaims "wearing nothing but a linen cloth" indicating it was unusually under dressed
Anonymous No.17908608 >>17908783
>>17907662
Yet another point suggestive of the "it's symbolic" angle is that the word for the linen cloth the young man was wearing as his only article of clothing is used in one other place in Mark, referring to the burial shroud of Jesus.
Anonymous No.17908694
>>17908432
>wishing harm on your enemies
not very christian of you
>i-it doesn't count besides who are you to tell me about my faith?
hey you chose to embrace those rules not me and the bible is pretty explicit about it
Anonymous No.17908705 >>17908762
>>17908539
A great article to read is at https://www.jstor.org/stable/43728293?seq=2

It discusses "the nature of ancient clothing, where wearing a cloak alone was not unusual."

As it discusses, "A detailed examination of the [Greek term for this garment] as
an outer garment or cloak and of documentary texts in which cloaks figure prominently in situations of conflict reveals that there is nothing mysterious about these
two verses in Mark...Both the tunic and the cloak were rectangular pieces of cloth made to 'fit'
very generally the body on the loom; clothing in the ancient Mediterranean was
not 'made to measure,' but came off the loom 'ready to wear,' fit proportionally
to a body, but only in terms of the size of the rectangle. A piece of clothing of any
textile (wool, linen, silk, etc.) was therefore 'finished' as it left the loom in rectangular form...The tunic, either one piece of
fabric pinned...belted, or sewn along the sides to create
a seam and armholes, or two pieces of fabric fastened together in similar fashion,
was worn next to the body...with the cloak as the outer garment, which was wrapped or draped around
the body...".

What the young man was wearing wasn't uncommon. The article explicitly discusses how the "nothing but" you highlight as your evidence isn't in the Greek text at all:

"The wearing of 'nothing but' a linen cloth suggests that the
young man's dress was unusual or out of place.
The expression 'nothing but' is not, however, included in the Greek text of
14:51-52".
Anonymous No.17908724
>>17903667 (OP)
>dude comes along wearing rags
>coppers seize him by said rags
>rags rip and he runs off naked
Any faggotry interpretation is inescapably foiled by the fact that he was seized first, and then escaped naked. This makes his nakedness something that starts after his seizing.
Anonymous No.17908762 >>17908797 >>17909069 >>17909082
>>17908705
>the boy with rabbi yeshua was fully dress- ACK
Anonymous No.17908783 >>17908867
>>17908608
it's not referring to anything other than jesus hanging out with boys in "nothing but a linen cloth" lmao.

>umm achyually this is a metaphor for-

sybau holy fuck you people are deranged
Anonymous No.17908797 >>17908833
>>17908762
We just saw a scholarly article saying that yeah, he was. Do you have an actual response? His dress wasn't especially unusual.
Anonymous No.17908833 >>17909059
>>17908797
>trust the (((experts))) and other made up copium
>ignore the plain text

typical christian debate lol. your word of god indicated the linen cloth was unusually skimpy.

stop blaspheming by saying its not
Anonymous No.17908867 >>17908902 >>17908921 >>17909069
>>17908783
It's the unfortunate fate of symbolism-recognizers to be hated by normie non-Christians and normie Christians alike. Too schizo to be accepted by non-believers who insist on accepting everything at face value, not schizo enough to be accepted by believers who also insist on accepting everything at face value. Just schizo enough to approach the same wavelength as the schizo original authors but unable to persuade anyone else to see what they were doing.
Anonymous No.17908902 >>17909069
>>17908867
Truly, "The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not grasped it."
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH No.17908921 >>17908926
>>17908867
Chiaki doesn't smoke, she's a minor
Anonymous No.17908926
>>17908921
Her smoking is a symbol representing her mood. It isn't literal.
Anonymous No.17909059 >>17909069
>>17908833
>your word of god indicated the linen cloth was unusually skimpy.
How so? Because it got pulled off? In terms of how it was put around the body it was more like a bath robe. If you were wearing one and someone was trying to catch you, isn't there a good chance it'd come off?
Anonymous No.17909066 >>17909777
>>17903769
Too nuanced. I wanted more appeals to emotion to screech and spread misinformation and overwhelm the discussion.
>>17903685
They would have used boy, wouldnt they? Pretty sure theres a word for it.
https://biblehub.com/greek/3495.htm
Anonymous No.17909069 >>17909082
>>17909059
see >>17908762

>>17908867
>>17908902
>nooo they're not accepting my cult. they are truly blind and lost! **worships sky rabbi*

lmao
Anonymous No.17909082 >>17909520
>>17909069
>see >>17908762 #
This post is nearly devoid of content, what specifically am I supposed to be seeing in it?
Anonymous No.17909514
>>17903667 (OP)
>Parents read this to their kids
Anonymous No.17909520 >>17909570
>>17909082
>if I acknowledge the original greek I would lose and my cult leader is some weird guy hanging with boys at night in a garden

I accept your defeat
Anonymous No.17909570
>>17909520
And what is your analysis of the Greek, anon?
Anonymous No.17909731
why is this on the history board? belongs on lit.
but since youre here, theres two takeaways.
1. the psychological assessment from the choice of words of the anonymous jewish writer and its wider cultural implications
2. the psychological and behavioral assessment of the christian apologists trying to jump through every hoop possible to make that young boy into a young man and try to reduce his nudity as they fruitlessly hope to excuse jewish behavior - a real dying for israel phenomenon.
Anonymous No.17909777
>>17909066
they wouldve used νΡανίας if it were a man under 40. νΡανίσκος is a boy whose begun puberty but has not fully grown.
i dont know why thats so triggering, like 9 of the 12 apostles wouldve fallen under this category. jesus had a predilection for young boys. the "rich man" he encounters, is a young boy. its what inspired Lucian's comedy The Death of Perigrinus, about the cult leader who pretended to be god so he could have access to young boys as sex slaves.
peregrinus lit means "wanderer", its where the "wandering" jew stereotype comes from.
it also relates to the Constitutio Antoniniana, when the Emperor Caracalla up and one day, for no reason at all, made them all Roman citizens, and allowed them to take up the nomen of Marcus Aurelius. so overnight, all those yeshua bar-yosef's and matityahu goldbergs became Jesus Aurelius' and Matthew Aurelius', a significant jewish victory in the wider jewish war against rome. christianity wasnt able to be fully shoehorned by a jewish financed leader in the typical fashion yet, and they still had to work to undermine the culture, degenerate its blood, impoverish the people, reduce their education, their faith in their ancestors and gods and all of that.
Anonymous No.17909877 >>17909910
>>17903706
Italian artists inserting their fetishes into their work.
Anonymous No.17909893
>>17908510
Tick tock.
Anonymous No.17909910
>>17909877
>Teacher being a father figure
>"""fetish"""
Anonymous No.17909954 >>17910096
Wasted trips I wont even dignify with a (You)
Anonymous No.17910096 >>17910116
>>17909954
youre not worthy of checking those trips
Anonymous No.17910116 >>17910177 >>17910520 >>17912247
>>17910096
I hope there is a recording of your face when God brings out every one of your posts and shows them to you while you're being judged. I want to see how many blood vessels burst from the terror as you realize just how truly fucked you are. Tick tock!
Anonymous No.17910167
>>17907845
In other words, I am 100% factually correct in ever way. Got it. I win again ;)
Anonymous No.17910172
>>17908514
Because he was a criminal by Jewish and Roman law. He knew it. All part of "The Plan". You can't really play the Martyr Card unless you become a martyr, after all.
Anonymous No.17910177
>>17910116
So you deny the Scriptures then? Also, not a very Christian sentiment to have. "Judge not, lest Ye be judged".
Anonymous No.17910520 >>17910816
>>17910116
*gods
this is what missionary work truly looks like. its not digging wells for africans, or going into their pharmacies and poking holes in all their condoms like christians would have you believe. its posts like mine, undermining your fake religion which exists to protect pedophiles and some of the most evil people on earth and the very thing which obstructs your spiritual development. you dont seem to understand that by destroying your religion, im actually bringing you closer to knowing the gods. im forcing you to have to look outside of a book. and there you will find them.

you should quit wishing death and suffering and torture for eternity in jizz or semen or whatever your jewish belief is. you should be trying to save people, like i am. you people always say things like "every knee shall bow", but you never stop to think about how dystopic that is. how unnatural it is. those knees arent bowing because its some independently observable primordial truth, theyre bowing because youve eliminated their ability to access their own gods. to dumb it down for you, youre literally working against the gods. so if anybody is going to be tortured for eternity, it would be you. but you should be thankful that the gods arent unhinged jews with the temperament of a menopausal jewess whose drinking wine out of a bag and rageposting on twitter circa 2017. theyll simply make you unexist. youll have your jewish earthly kingdom, and theyll pull out all the souls who werent corrupted by you, and you will be left here to dwell in complete silence, your messiah never arriving, until you inevitably go extinct.
but im not you, im here to help identify and activate the worthy few capable of independent thought and withstanding this evil so they may find their way back to their rightful spiritual developmental path, and so they may return back to their source when we're done here. kinda like what you believe youre doing, only youre not.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17910522 >>17910523
>>17903667 (OP)

Forged verses.
Anonymous No.17910523
>>17910522
wouldnt be the first time
Anonymous No.17910816 >>17911109
>>17910520
Most cucked post ITT
Anonymous No.17911109 >>17911121
>>17910816
you must have missed the 60 posts defending a jew molesting a little boy
Anonymous No.17911121 >>17911162
>>17911109
>Projection
Anonymous No.17911162
>>17911121
yeah, that is probably what the anonymous jewish author did. projected his own aspirations for christianity. succeeded too.
Anonymous No.17911176 >>17911298
>>17903667 (OP)
>>17903670
A young man followed a famous healer in his night gown because he had seen Jesus walk past his house, but when a group of scary roman soldiers grabbed him by his gown to interrogate him, he fled away naked - scared for the safety of his life.
Anonymous No.17911243
>>17903673
I'd pay to know the context of many NT passages; clearly some of them are fan fiction. I'm particularly intrigued by the Johannine community.
Anonymous No.17911298 >>17911338 >>17912081
>>17911176
no you silly goose it was halloween and the kid was dressed up as a mummy and the jews hate fun but rabbi jesus was a good jew and took him treat or treating but then jews heard about it and had to shut it down and finally had the evidence they needed to kill him, because he was blaspheming yahweh by engaging in trick or treating (ever seen a jew go trick or treating? see.). so they went to kidnap the kid and aryan jesus sacrificed himself, the guards tried to grab the boy by his mummy costume and thats why he had to naruto run in circles around them in order to get away
Anonymous No.17911338 >>17911386
>>17911298
im sure your contribution to society amounts to a whole lot. good job on seconds well spent.
Anonymous No.17911386
>>17911338
i do all right. got half a dozen jewtubers and a handful of scholars submitting research papers to scholarly journals on the contents of my shitposts from nearly a decade ago.
Anonymous No.17911877 >>17912178
>>17903667 (OP)
Greeks are weird.
Anonymous No.17912081
>>17911298
this
Anonymous No.17912178 >>17912242
>>17911877
they werent that weird, otherwise they wouldnt have had to edit out the naked boy in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th editions of the gospel
Anonymous No.17912219
>>17903667 (OP)
The Gospels are obviously a queer liberation story and Jesus' kingdom refers to his rectum and entering it means having anal sex with him.
Anonymous No.17912242 >>17912463
>>17912178
Why do Christians deny the Q theory?
Anonymous No.17912247
>>17910116
Why would anybody be terrified of being reminded that they spread the truth?
Anonymous No.17912398
>>17908432
Have fun being enslaved to a trickster demon.
Anonymous No.17912463
>>17912242
jews probably told them it was anti-semitic to acknowledge there was an intermediary script which facilitated the transitioning from the original psyop of paul's spiritual jesus to the approved for gentiles living circumsized jesus
Anonymous No.17913691
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