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What’s the deal with this labor theory of value?
They’re saying the more work you put in, the more valuable it is.
*audience chuckles*
So if I spend twelve hours making a sweater… with three sleeves… and no neck hole… that’s premium knitwear, folks!
*audience laughter*
I could spend a week carving a canoe… out of a giant stick of butter. Is that suddenly worth a fortune?
*cheers and claps from he audience*
And what about mistakes? I once spent two days assembling IKEA furniture the wrong way… and by this logic, it’s now an art installation!
*audience bursts into laughter*
"Ah yes, Jerry’s Upside-Down Bookcase… a masterpiece of modern suffering."
*audience hoots and applauds*
They’re saying the more work you put in, the more valuable it is.
*audience chuckles*
So if I spend twelve hours making a sweater… with three sleeves… and no neck hole… that’s premium knitwear, folks!
*audience laughter*
I could spend a week carving a canoe… out of a giant stick of butter. Is that suddenly worth a fortune?
*cheers and claps from he audience*
And what about mistakes? I once spent two days assembling IKEA furniture the wrong way… and by this logic, it’s now an art installation!
*audience bursts into laughter*
"Ah yes, Jerry’s Upside-Down Bookcase… a masterpiece of modern suffering."
*audience hoots and applauds*