Thread 17905593

1: How do pagan gods defeat the problem of induction?

2: How do pagan gods defeat the hard problem of consciousness?

3: How do pagan gods give an account for currently scientifically accepted cosmogony?

4: How do pagan gods account for the Epicurus paradox?

5: How do pagan gods account for the problem of evil?

Spoiler: They caaaannnn't....

>>17905593 (OP)
Neither can your jewish storm god.

>>17905598

I have to clock in for work at 6:00 AM, I'll humor you for a bit.

God is defined to be omniscient and omnipotent, so yes, he can definitively solve (1)-(3) and (5), though (4) is debated.

>>17905593 (OP)
How do pagan gods defeat the problem of induction?

Magic

2: How do pagan gods defeat the hard problem of consciousness?

Magic

3: How do pagan gods give an account for currently scientifically accepted cosmogony?

They made it with magic
4: How do pagan gods account for the Epicurus paradox?

Magic

5: How do pagan gods account for the problem of evil?

Pagan pantheons don't claim absolute goodness

Phonefaggin while working.

>>17905615

LOL, is this the best you can do? Christ really is King.

Christianity is the ONLY belief system that can accommodate all of these.

If you are a grown man and believe in anything supernatural, magic, ghosts, gods, talking snakes etc...

You are a fucking doofus. You need to have your balls crushed into jelly and your head caved in with a sledgehammer.

Shut the fuck up you fucking miserable, baby-minded faggots and take it to /x/.

>>17905944

Cope. I'll pray for you.

>>17905944

Eucharistic miracles have been verified by science. You love science, right?

>>17907331

Right?

>>17907200
>>17907331
>>17907572
I say this as an actual cum-guzzling homosexual. You are the biggest faggot I have ever run into on this board.

>>17907620

How?

The openness theology suggests the Christian God might not be omniscient, and thus might not be able to solve these problems either. It's an interesting theological movement.

>>17905603
Pagan Gods are also omniscient and omnipotent.

>Pagan Rome
>One of the greatest empires in history

>Pagan Rome abandons its true gods and adopts the jew cult christianity
>collapses soon after

How do christians explain this lol.

>>17905593 (OP)
How does Jesus feel about busty boys?? What ARE busty boys?

>>17907331
>Eucharistic miracles have been verified by science
No they haven't.

>>17907837
>Pagan latin part collapses
>Christian Empire part lives on for another 1000 years, lasting 400-800 years longer in total (depending on definition)

like this

>>17907823
How can more than one omniscient being exist in the same universe?

>>17907987
You're replying to a disingenuous troll that gets dopamine points from (You)s.
>>>/bant/23061007

>>17908001

That literally doesn't mean anything. I wrote that while drunk.

>>17907999
copium lol

>>17908149

Not.

>>17908125

It's gibberish.

Bump.

>>17907999
>>Pagan latin part
No such thing, idiot.
>>Christian Empire part lives on for another 1000
1000 years of complete degeneracy and decadence.

>>17905944
You are the only one here who seems miserable and baby minded. every word you wrote seethes with misery and small minded thinking hahaha

Projecting so hard right now.

>>17905593 (OP)
>1: How do pagan gods defeat the problem of induction?
How would the problem of induction impacts paganism in the first place ?

>2: How do pagan gods defeat the hard problem of consciousness?
How would the hard problem of consciousness affect paganism in the first place

>3: How do pagan gods give an account for currently scientifically accepted cosmogony?
Most IE pagan cosmologies start with a primordial chaos from which our cosmos spring up along side Primordial divine entities/forces that stretched and shape the Cosmos and through interactions with each other lead to new forces/divine entities to arise and further shape the cosmos
That can be easily seen as a poetic description or divine metaphysical reflexion of what moderns cosmology describes

>4: How do pagan gods account for the Epicurus paradox?
The gods are not omnipotent, omniscient nor omnibenevolent; therefore Epicurus paradox does not apply

>5: How do pagan gods account for the problem of evil?
The problem of evil does not apply for the same reason the Epicurus paradox does not applies

>>17908989

Lol, fuck off back to pReddit, you ESL demon worshipping lunatic.

Christ is King.

>>17905593 (OP)
1: How does a homosexual Jewish carpenter defeat the problem of induction?
2: How does a homosexual Jewish carpenter defeat the hard problem of consciousness?
3: How does a homosexual Jewish carpenter give an account for currently scientifically accepted cosmogony?
4: How does a homosexual Jewish carpenter account for the Epicurus paradox?
5: How does a homosexual Jewish carpenter account for the problem of evil?

>>17910735

What?

>>17905593 (OP)
Read anything by platonists/neo-platonists ever. Literally, read a book.

>>17911037
How does the homosexual Jewish offspring of Jehovah account for these things?

>>17905593 (OP)
> How do pagan gods defeat the problem of induction?
Gods are the reliable patterns of nature. The sun rises because Helios drives his chariot daily. We trust tomorrow because the gods uphold cosmic order.
> How do pagan gods defeat the hard problem of consciousness?
The divine spark is in all things. Gods breathed life/spirit (anima) into matter, making rocks inert but trees aware and humans self-reflective. Consciousness is sacred participation.
> How do pagan gods give an account for currently scientifically accepted cosmogony?
Our creation myths describe primal forces (Chaos, Gaia, Ouranos) shaping reality. Science details how it unfolded, revealing the intricate mechanics the gods set in motion. Same recipe, different descriptions.
> How do pagan gods account for the Epicurus paradox?
Gods aren't all-powerful babysitters. They govern vast cosmic principles, not every human splinter. Mortal suffering stems from fate, chaos, or our own choices within the gods' grand, often indifferent, design.
> How do pagan gods account for the problem of evil?
Gods embody nature... both creative and destructive. Storms cleanse, death feeds life. *Evil* is imbalance or necessary chaos within the whole. Gods aren't solely *good* by human standards, they are forces maintaining the world's cycle.

>>17911285

Jesus Christ died on the cross for your sins and then conquered death. You can find salvation and peace in Him.

I'll pray for you.

>>17911287
I don't understand it. How he could die for my sins before I could even had a chance to sin?

>>17905593 (OP)
ITT retard posts OP thinking 'goddidit' is an explanation.

>>17911287
He was not the son of god, he was actually the bastard child of a Roman soldier named Panthera whom Mary had committed adultery with.

His “miracles” were nothing more than cheap magic tricks he learned during his youth in Egypt (which was known for its magicians). Apollonius and Vespasian did similar things, are they too the son of god?

Also, the resurrection was fake and gay

>>17911287
Dude you post furry porn screenshots and act holier than thou. If Christianity was true, would the Christian God let a furry coomer like you in to heaven?

>Oh but it doesn't matter I am actively sinning I still get to go to heaven because I say I have faith
Search your heart, you have no faith. You are gay as fuck, detestable to the religion you claim to follow.


Plus you are on 4chan and tripfagging like a retard, which is enough reason to send you to hell on its own.

>>17912631

What?