← Home ← Back to /his/

Thread 17915212

16 posts 4 images /his/
Anonymous No.17915212 >>17915220 >>17915229 >>17915293 >>17915310 >>17915320 >>17915336 >>17915426 >>17916001
Would /his/ press the button?
Anonymous No.17915220 >>17916820
>>17915212 (OP)
I will press any button presented in front of me no matter what and not read or wait for instructions
Anonymous No.17915229
>>17915212 (OP)
No because I don't want to die so soon
Anonymous No.17915293
>>17915212 (OP)
No because I know God controls everyone else on earth as a retarded tranny hivemind that only exists so he can dominate and abuse me through them as he forces me to exist as the sole frame of reference for material reality and only persistently real person n the world. There is nothing I could do that would improve my life because God will do everything he can to make my life miserable. In real life I already created millions of dollars worth of rap music that made other people millions of dollars that I didn't benefit from whatsoever. There is no way that I could benefit from "future knowledge" even in minor ways, the things God abuses me for are so petty and retarded, playing video games, watching tv/movies, literally thinking because he rapes my mind every second of every day and abuses, harasses, terrorizes, threatens etc me for literally anything I think or do. Just like an hour ago this retarded tranny is bragging about how violently gatekeeps hamburger, insinuating the hamburger is "gourmet", he's a retarded delusional tranny who imposes his retarded tranny beliefs on me about literally everything, he violently gatekeeps anything he thinks is the slightest bit "desirable" whatsoever, which includes things like salt, instant noodles, white bread (and regular brown bread), orange soda, corn chips, snickers, hamburger in general, fried chicken, pepper, potato chips, hamburger helper etc
Anonymous No.17915310 >>17915331
>>17915212 (OP)
No. I'm young enough to salvage my fucked up life. But even if I can't, I will have even less time to enjoy the fruits of "doing it the right way" by pressing the button.
Anonymous No.17915320
>>17915212 (OP)
I would like yo keep it around untill i am at risk of death and if possible in my late 60s, not without memorizing the results of every election since 2013
Anonymous No.17915331 >>17915335
>>17915310
There is no "right way" idiot you will abuse me no matter I do. I already did it "the right way" when I created millions of dollars worth of rap music that I received nothing from, then I did it "the right way" again when I bought a video game fan site and hosted video game tournaments which you stole and would have killed me for. I was starved as a kid for doing well in school too
Anonymous No.17915335
>>17915331
Was it the part about being young or the "fucked up life" comment that set you off?
Anonymous No.17915336
>>17915212 (OP)
Being an oldfag, this would probably grant me more years than I have left
Anonymous No.17915426 >>17915980
>>17915212 (OP)
I'll save the button untill I am close to dying.
Anonymous No.17915741
Hell no. That's a stupid button.
Anonymous No.17915980 >>17916007
>>17915426
This. Just wait until you know you're about to die and then you get an extra 10 years for free.
Anonymous No.17916001
>>17915212 (OP)
>Recieve button.
>Keep in my possession for a while.
>Push button.
>Live long happy life.
>Recieve button again.
>Keep button in my possession for a while.
>Push button a few minutes before I pushed it the last time.
>Repeat
>live multiple amazing lives.
Anonymous No.17916007 >>17916011
>>17915980
>Anon is about to die at 20 years old.
Anonymous No.17916011
>>17916007
Lmao I hate this board so much bro I'm dying laughing
Anonymous No.17916820
>>17915220
based presser