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Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17916271 >>17917448 >>17918049 >>17921220
What if....was the religion of the British Empire during its colonial period?
>Anglo-Saxon Paganism: Instant utter destruction.

>Zoroastrianism: Barely would've conquered anything.

>Tengrism: Same as AS paganism, i.e. instant collapse.

>Shintoism: Ditto.

>Buddhism: Ditto.


>Wicca: LOLWTF it wouldn't even exist in the first place.

>Egyptian Paganism: Ditto.

>Roman Catholicism: Would've conquered nearly the entire world.

>Deism: Same as Zoroastrianism.
Anonymous No.17916276 >>17916281
>Anglo-Saxon paganism
>Roman Catholicism
same shit different day
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17916281 >>17916299
>>17916276

Are you saying they're somehow the same?

Because they aren't.

One is demon worship, one is the religion given to us by the Lord.
Anonymous No.17916288 >>17916294
Go fuck yourself shintoist cunt.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17916294 >>17916299 >>17917792
>>17916288

I don't worship demons.
Anonymous No.17916296 >>17916305
This shitty larp of yours is getting really fucking stale dude.
Anonymous No.17916299 >>17916305
>>17916281
>>17916294
dont make me post your tranny fetish posts in this thread too simon
Anonymous No.17916304
>Our realm and subjects have been long wanderers, walking astray, whilst they were under the tuition of Romish pastors, who advised them to own a wolf for their head, (in lieu of a careful shepherd,) whose inventions, heresies, and schisms be so numerous, that the flock of Christ have fed on poisonous shrubs for want of wholesome pastures... and your own Romish idolatry maketh you liars
>And whereas you would frighten us, by telling how emperors, kings, and princes have owned the bishop of Rome's authority; it was contrary in the beginning. For our Saviour Christ paid his tribute unto Caesar, as the chief superior; which shews your Romish supremacy is usurped.
-Queen Elizabeth I
>She certainly is a great queen, and were she only a Catholic she would be our dearly beloved. Just look how well she governs; she is only a woman, only mistress of half an island, and yet she makes herself feared by Spain, by France, by the Empire, by all.
-Pope Sixtus V
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17916305 >>17916307 >>17916351
>>17916296

What the hell is that?

>>17916299

What?
Anonymous No.17916307 >>17916313
>>17916305
feigning ignorance wont save you, you cretin
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17916313 >>17916320 >>17917792
>>17916307

Prove you're not just making shit up. You claim it's tranny cuck porn or busty boy porn...prove it.

Give me rule34 IDs. Give me artist names. Give me PROOF, fuckwad.
Anonymous No.17916319 >>17919323
But Roman Catholicism WAS the- ohhhhhh
Anonymous No.17916320 >>17916323
>>17916313
funny, I never once said the word busty boy porn in this thread....
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17916323 >>17916325
>>17916320

There have been multiple people within the past month or so who have accused me of such. I never said you did, I wasn't talking about this thread specifically. But you're too dumb to comprehend that, apparently,

Let's settle it. So...where proof?
Anonymous No.17916325 >>17916333
>>17916323
oh, I wonder why multiple people are saying it.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17916333
>>17916325

Anyways, where proof?
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17916350 >>17916357
*crickets*

Anyone notice how they go silent/dodge when asked for proof?
Anonymous No.17916351 >>17916383 >>17916678
>>17916305
Obviously a post you made you dumbass ignoramus.
>>>/r/19858689
Seen it linked in your /bant/ thread.
Anonymous No.17916357 >>17916383
>>17916350
Kill yourself shinto cunt.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17916383
>>17916357

I don't worship demons.

>>17916351

What /bant/ thread?
Anonymous No.17916409 >>17916590
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17916590
>>17916409

Retard.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17916678 >>17919037
>>17916351

What /bant/ thread? Be specific.
Anonymous No.17917442 >>17917775
>Molochism: literally just our timeline
Anonymous No.17917448 >>17917775 >>17919037
>>17916271 (OP)
>Mormonism: Complete world conquest
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17917775
>>17917448

Fuck off.

>>17917442

Retard.
Anonymous No.17917792 >>17917925
>>17916313
>>17916294
YWNBAW
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17917925
>>17917792

I know. I'm not a troon.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17918049
>>17916271 (OP)

>Hinduism: Same as Wicca.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17919037
>>17916678

Still haven't answered...

>>17917448

90% of modern day Britain would be inbred.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17919190
Bump for Christ.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17919323
>>17916319

It was Protestantism, actually.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17920144
Christ is King.
Anonymous No.17921141 >>17921505
who's this retarded tradcath tripfag nigger
Anonymous No.17921220
>>17916271 (OP)
>Islam: It wins for a time and eventually crumbles under the weight of islamic incompetence and tyranny, prompting a perpetual guilt-tripping of all muslims, saving the modern world from islam's influence
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17921505
>>17921141

What do you mean?
Anonymous No.17922580
To be honest, as an Englishman, the English reformation was a mistake. It always pains me when I remember all the works and relics from Anglo-Saxon times that were lost due to the reformation and protestant iconoclasm. The original English crown, as in the Crown of Saint Edward, was made in Anglo-Saxon times but the current one is a 17th century replica because the original was melted down by Cromwell.