Thread 17916903

On the feast of trumpets, also known as the day no one knows, the hidden day, celebrated for two days because of the difficulty of determining the date of the new moon.

2 Peter 3:8
>With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day.
So Jesus's second coming will be on 2032, if you take away the 7 years of tribulation, we are on 2025.

Psalm 90:10
>The length of our days is seventy years, or eighty, if we are strong.
Israel has never lasted more than a generation, take its independence in 1948, it's now 77 years since.


1 Thessalonians 5:4
>But you, brethren, are not in darkness, so that this Day should overtake you as a thief.

Amos 3:7
>Surely the Lord GOD does nothing, Unless He reveals His secret to His servants the prophets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1uk2z7jGdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krrdv-KNp0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej_WqwAQ2bQ

he already declared coming back in the apostles lifetimes and failed bro

let it go

>>17916907
???

>>17916903 (OP)
Will you piss and shit yourself when it doesn't happen?

>>17916956
If it doesn't happen, I'd glad take all the insults, I will gladly join in.
The credibility of all Christian testimonials hangs on this, I won't even believe in myself anymore if it turned out to be false.

@grok remind me of this post on 25th September

Honorable mention for all the non-chalant folks.
All you just had to do was listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5vgWEGENoI

>rapture
enjoy hell

>>17916903 (OP)
Why is it always September 23 with you guys?

Almost forgot to mention, Jesus rose on the third day.

>>17916903 (OP)
To be frank anon, this just seems like you re-creating Millerism but for the 20th century. Or for a more prescient example, Harold Camping.

>>17917199
Also why do these wannabe prophets always predict the end of days as inminently happening right now immediately on their time. None of the great bible diviners ever conclude that Jesus will return in mid August 3287.

>>17917211
Newton said the world will end in 2060

>>17916966
Wow, that's big talk. Please come back and make a followup post September 25!

>>17916966
nah, you are a troll.
anyway, christard standard is to do one of the following: deny having made the prediction (the jehovist gambit), or claim the rapture really happened, but it was a spiritual rapture (where 'spiritual' apparently means 'not real', as always, cf. why did A&E not die on the day they are the fruit).