Thread 17924146

>>17924146 (OP)
>We have captured multiple members of a turbo Jew international banking family?
>Let them go. It's the small time spice and herb merchant in Amsterdam who is the threat to Germany

>>17924146 (OP)
>Are they dirt farmers who are literally indistinguishable from the average pollack?
>Obviously they're the reason the Hindenburg Line collapsed and made us cucks to the French

>>17924185
kek

>Mein Führer... Magnus Hirschfeld opened his tranny clinic right here.
>Mobilize the troops. Invade the Soviet Union. Now!

>>17924197
Cool. Now do the Rothschilds.

>>17924214
low IQ attempt

>>17924214
Kek

>>17924146 (OP)
>My Jewish doctor who is actively poisoning me? He's one of the good ones, now go kidnap and murder that barefoot Dutch whore who got pregnant with a confederate baby and is literally minutes away from giving birth.

>>17924146 (OP)
>Croats and Slovaks are allied with us?
>clearly they're racially superior to Serbs and Czechs
>yes this is super scientific I am very objective and totally do not use the concept of "race" as a tool for cynical political purposes

>>17924146 (OP)
>Mein Führer, why is half of our racial purity measurement system based on religious affiliation
>Not now, Rosenberg. Let's kill half of our supporters with knives first

>>17924341
>ugh yes, the Japanese
>they're honorary aryans

>>17924341
When did Hitler comment on Croats and Slovaks? The Table Talks?
The "Croats as Goths" theory was the doctrine of the Croatian regime, not the German one AFAIK.

>>17924214
>Our reports show that our navy is inferior to the british naval power
>I understand, we shall declare an additional war on the world's largest navy across the Atlantic

>>17924912
>Mein Führer, what are our strategic goals in our upcoming invasion of Soviet Union?
>Strategic goals? Let's walk towards Siberia and see what happens

>Comrade Stalin, the Germans are about to attack!
>Let's not mobilize the army. If we do that they might attack even harder or something.

>>17924955
Stalin did some insane coping

>President Truman, where should we drop the bomb?
>Find out what the two most Christian cities in Japan are and destroy them. Hail Hiram Abiff!

>Britain...that wholly Jewish ruled island in the pay of international banking
>I admire them so much, we need to ally with them and protect the Empire.

>>17924985
He even wanted to guarantee their colonies.

Adolf Hitler basically achieved CHIM.

>>17924938
>Mein Führer, we mustn't repeat Napoleon's mistake and perish in the Russian winter
>Okay, we'll attack them in June then

>>17924985
Kek

>>17924998
>I'm not sure Albert, is it really necessary to invade the largest country in the world just to construct those buildings?
>Just sign the order already you austrian faggot

NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN AND ADOLF HITLER WERE FRIENDS

>>17924965
And you denounce the Nazis ripping into Catholics in Poland and France right?

funniest thread in a while

When is Starmer going to release the Hitler files?

>>17925017
In their heads maybe. Hitler didn't even speak English. Hard to understand today, but french was more widespread in Europe back then, but he didn't speak french either.

>>17925020
What

>>17924955
>The Germans stopped paying us for everything we were sending them, they moved their troops into Finland and Romania, cut off the telephone lines to our country, and German communist soldiers started deserting into our teritory and are warning us about the incoming attack?
>I don't know how the British managed to do all that, but I won't be fooled by them. Let's make sure to do nothing so we don't provoke Hitler into starting a war

>>17924146 (OP)
>I could help you restructure your philosophy and politics to prevent the coming decline, but I'd rather seethe and shout about how much I dislike you, then die of some gut disease

>Ooohhh... I rabu having sexu with China whoresu erry day in Manchukuo... Ooooohh I am cooomingu...
>General MacArthur, I think this is the perfect man to install as the PM of Japan after the war.
>Swell choice, fellas. Prime Minister Kishi it is. Now let us find some gook whores for ourselves as well.

>>17924912
>Mein Führer, an important call from Dunkirk
>Not now, Misch. Can't you see I'm feeding my pet squirrel?

>>17925056
Biggest gooner of WW2 award

>>17925056
>Listenu, my ferrow subjects!
>Hamburger tastu good!
>Thats why I renouncu my divinity, but still stick around for watching Macku Donalds bloom.
>BONSAI!!!

>And for our next experiment, let's see what happens when you throw bombs at people.
>I'm pretty sure they die, sir.
>But we need empirical proof. That is the scientific method. Trust me, the Americans don't know these things. They will find this research very precious.

>>17925056
>My Führer, sir. Our advance into Russia is struggling, fates are shifting against us
>Send another thousand military advisors into mainland China.
>b-but sir, aren't they our enem-
>NOW!

>Do not resist. If I lose the war, Britain will get flooded by brown people decades after your death. I'm doing this for your own good.
>As a principled conservative, I love diversity and I am fighting this war in the name of India's independence, LGBT rights and mass immigration of Pakistanis.

>>17925044
See how the concern for Christians is a mask to to try and blacken the Allies and falls the second it's challenged?

>>17925091
>When you freeze people and cut them to pieces, they die.
>Who would've thought?

>>17925110
>We shall import them on the beaches, we shall import them on the landing grounds, we shall import them in the fields and in the streets, we shall import them in the hills; we shall never stop importing Hindoos and Pakistani barbers into Old Blighty!

>>17924146 (OP)
>Capitalists control banking and force industry on other cultures? Better create my own central bank so I can do the same. That will fix the problem

>>17925121
>the workers?
>you mean the retarded scum I lord over as philospher king as soon as we've killed their current rulers

>Please Mr. Hitler, I'll do anything you say, just stop the future immigration of Ubereats Hindoos and Paki grooming gangs.
>Do not worry, my friend. As we speak my ministers are already working on preventing immigration into Britain.

>Whyyyy... why don't I have Jewish privilege of enjoying pools in Auschwitz? I'm starting to think National Socialist Germany is systematically biased in favor of Jews...
>Tихo, фpиц!

>>17925153
>I used to run around in Lederhosen as a kid during winter and I was perfectly warm!
>clearly the German soldiers don't need no fancy winter clothing during winters!

>>17925153
>Hans, why are we doing this while the Jews are having fun on the rollercoaster in Dachau?
>You have a point Heinrich... I'm... I'm nooooticing....

>>17924146 (OP)
>Mein Führer, our 6th Army at Stalingrad is in desperate need of supplies.
>You don't understand, I must allocate six additional trains for transporting Jews to their holiday resorts. This is how you win wars!

>>17925153
>At least that nice Goldberg Shekelstein who owned the candy shop near my house is safe inside Hitler's friendship camp, I just hope that those barbaric Amerikaner won't drop bombs on him

>So Douglas, how do you intend to demoralize the Japs?
>I was thinking of staging a photo where I completely heightmog and BWCmog their Emperor. They will never recover from that.
>Good idea. But wait, he will hairmog your norwood!
>Oh shit, I haven't thought of that.

>>17925118
>Britain was a 99% white ethnostate at the time of his death

>>17924146 (OP)
Idk what kind of autism causes this but this has to be One of the funniest shit ive seen on his for a decade
To bad half the board cant read and the other half cant write

>>17925209
he did sound like that

>>17925218
i STOLE this thread idea from someone else who made a similar one but it didn't go off

>>17925118
>Listen up lads, I have nothing to offer you but Turkish barber shops, Indian Deliveroo slopmobile drivers, Albanian gangsters, Pakistani welfare connoisseurs. I consciously entered this war knowing this will happen five decades after my death. I am very personally invested in the browning of Britain.
>Aye aye, sir!

>>17925224
https://archived.moe/his/thread/17873371/

>Must... import... Pakistanis... Must... import... Pakistanis...
>Oh, dear. Mind the gap, Winston. There we go.
>Must... import... Pakistanis...
>Yes, yes, Winston, of course. Blimey, you become more and more obsessed with age!

>>17925196
>My ferrow peopre of Nippon... I am sorry to say I am not a deity... I have been heightmoggedo and BWCmoggedo by Waito Man... I have triedo to counterattacku the Waito Deviru by hairmoggingu him, but he has honorabry defeatedo me. However, I stirr get to sit in the imperiaru cuck chairu. May arr Nipponese women dispatch to BWC breedingu stations at once. I repeato, may the women dispatch to BWC breedingu stations.

>>17925037
Eri Hotta's book "Japan 1941: countdown to infamy" does a very good job of explaining this. Essentially the military had so completely sidelined the civilian parts of the government, particularly Japan's diplomatic corps that they were operating from a pure miltary strategy perspective, and had grave misconceptions about the political and cultural situation in America. The generals and admirals looked at the map and said America's control of the philipines is problematic because it cuts japan's empire in half. They thought war with america was probably inevitable anyway so best to start it with a shocking surprise attack. Since america was just a decadent democracy it would not have the stomach for the meat grinder Japan would insist on turning the war into, and America would negotiate peace relatively quickly so long as they kept the pressure on. There were no America experts consulted before this decision was made who could have explained what a grave misjudgment that was.

>we are already struggling with the western front...UK is being a formidable enemy. I know, let's invade the Soviet Union and waste valuable men and resources!!
Shitler was a dumbass

>>17925472
I don't think he seethed all too much about the Brits in Mein Kampf, it seem like 50% of the book was him seething at Jews and the other 50% was him seething at Soviets. He had a bone to pick with them and Poland wasn't a good enough bulwark

>>17924815
Kek

>>17924214
The doctor who did the operation was a nazj.

He should have just stuck to military campaigns and strategy. Hitler had a terrible understanding of eugenics.

>>17924985
that is good one

>>17924146 (OP)
concentration camps in poland were built because poles fought against the invaders instead of setting up a collaborationist government like everyone else, it's got nothing to do with jews or banking

>>17925209
best in thread

>>17924146 (OP)
Not those poor heckin baby eating bolshevik murderer partizanerinoes.

>Anglos just bombed Dresden – do you have any idea how we can keep morale high after that? To make people believe that we can still win this war?
>Mein Führer, I got this
>next morning, newspaper
>Heavy bombing burned one million Germans overnight in an enormous fire tornado

>>17926320
Lol, I thought you're joking.

>In 1931, Gohrbandt, with Ludwig Levy-Lenz, was one of the first surgeons to perform sex reassignment surgery with vaginoplasty on some transgender patients - a pioneering experimental achievement at the time. Known by name are the patients Dora Richter,[3] a domestic worker at the Institute for Sexology under Magnus Hirschfeld, and the Danish artist Lili Elbe.[4]

>>17927773
Magnus was also a chud until he got bullied into being a libtard. He wantsd to castrate fags, he was bit similar to someone like Edward Dutton in his views.

>>17927761
The funniest part is that it worked. Morale wasn't broken.

>>17924334
He was a good one because he hooked him up with speedball injections of meth, cocaine and oxy

>Decades from now, people will mock me for throwing hysterical tantrums!
>It's all Steiners fault! All he had to do is counterattack!

>>17924912
Diamonds are made under pressure. Hitler was just encouraging his lads to do better!

If you want to understand why nazis while being such braindead retards got into power
Just look at current maga trump supporters

>>17924146 (OP)
Guess what, the mothers of the jews who control the banks were once teenage girls

>Americans landed in France? I need to protect the western culture from those degenerates
>Dietrich? Yes, this is Hitler. You have to raze Paris to the ground

>>17925108
Based

>saar we are chuds too saar
>do not redeem da joos
>phull sapport for germany

>>17925201
London was never all that white

>>17925260
>Must... import... Pakistanis...
>Oh, there you go, bringing Pakistanis into it again.
> But that’s what it’s all about! If only people would–
>Well, I didn’t vote for Pakistanis.
>You don’t vote for Pakistanis.
>Well, ‘ow do you import them then?
>Adolf Hitler, his arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft a Luger pressed against his temple signifying by Divine Providence that I, Churchill, was to import Pakistanis decades after my death. That is why they will come here!
>Listen Winston, strange dictators living in underground bunkers committing suicide is no basis for a mass immigration policy. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical catacomb suicide ceremony.
>Be quiet!
>Well you can’t just posthumously import Pakistanis just ’cause some moustachioed git blew his brains out!
>Shut up!
>Oh! Come and see the anti-white violence inherent in the ZOG! — HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!

>>17925414
But unironically, total whitey death

>>17929743
That's not funny. Stop trying.
What you're saying are ramifications after his death which he didn't know about. You can talk about losing the British empire because he actually lost that

>>17929830
>What you're saying are ramifications after his death which he didn't know about.
Yet the Nazis somehow did and made posters mocking the French by depicting the last 2 French people in a zoo while being looked at by negroes?

>>17929850
Not very relevant, it's not Churchill's decision.

>>17929857
You're right, we should blame Cromwell desu

>>17929850
That poster is from WW1 IIRC

>>17924985
>that wholly Jewish ruled island
He never said that. He said America was wholly run by Jews and England was in America's grip

>>17929960
>The British Empire is acktually controlled by American Jews!

>>17930236
>Palestine isn't a Bri'ish colony anymore because something something America

>>17930236
It became controlled by them and then it collapsed

>>17929387
You misspelled the supporters of Joe Boden.

>>17924146 (OP)
>I'm sorry, Hitler, but I will continue to support Jewish pimps who sell young German children into sexual slavery and promote LGBT rights throughout the Weimar Republic.
>What? Don't I look like a fanatical supporter of trans rights to you? A lot of people tell me that actually, must be the fault of my pointy helmet.
>Anyway, try again next year when I'm dead. Don't forget my state-sponsored funeral

>>17924146 (OP)
They stood against them and defended their jewish citizens.

>>17924214
They were only there because they had lead a coup on the Czar and were using Russia's military might to coerce nations into accepting them

>>17924341
Embracing the red pill was unironically the filter they used for determining if you were Aryan or not.

>>17925020
Catholism is a perverted form of Christianity due to jewish Pharisee infouences

>>17931688
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

>>17931688
Then it's good the Americans fried them with 2 atom bombs?

>>17924161
This is like saying the fact that Jon Adams had a cordial visit with with king George after the revolution rather than shooting him in the face with a derringer proves the founding fathers didn’t actually oppose the king ruiling America.

>>17931824
>This is like saying
no

>>17931824
Did John Adams consider King George to be worse than vermin, cause of all things wrong with the world and personally response for destroying his country in the last war?

>>17931855
Yes it is; it’s a retarded fucking point.
Revolutionary movements refused to assassinate aristocracy whose rule they sought to end all throughout history from Cromwell to the fucking early French Revolution itself.
You don’t need to execute someone to believe they ruled your country or depose them from power.
To say otherwise is logically fallacious.

>>17924214
>>Mein Führer... Magnus Hirschfeld opened his tranny clinic right here.
>>Mobilize the troops. Invade the Soviet Union. Now!

>>17931862
YES dude.
He literally signed a document calling him a tyrant who had violated the natural rights of man, perverting the natural order that God himself had ordained.
For fuck sake even the Soviets didn’t assassinate the Romanov’s until the white army was less then a mile away and they couldn’t be used as a bargaining chip anymore.
Almost no revolutionary movement in history has ever acted in the unthinking militant way you are suggesting in large party because it’s a strategically fucking stupid way to deal with the removal of a ruining class.
Black soldiers in the fucking Union army by and large didn’t even treat former slave owners like this for Christ sake; does that mean they DIDNT se slave owners as: “cause of all things wrong with the world”??

>>17931865
So Hitler was not above killing his long life nazi friends during long knives night in order to get more power but killing the evil banker jew that ruled the world and wanted to destory germany was going too far for him

>>17931877
>kill random cobblers and schoolgirls
>leave the banksters alive

>>17924146 (OP)
I have to ask, why the fuck Nazism/Hitler so retarded? you think Jews are supposedly the most powerful people to control them and didn't think to use that as your own advantage?

>>17931903
They did. There were attempts to negotiate the release of a million Jews in exchange for the Allies sending Germany 10,000 trucks.

>>17931866
kek based

>>17924146 (OP)
human communication doesn't scale very well