Thread 17925336

Today is the day that Mary, our mother, ascended to heaven.
Say something special and kind about her.

>>17925336 (OP)
Going to mass soon
Love my holy mama

She sure knew how to make Roman soldiers feel like men. ;)

Why did none of the apostles bother writing it down

>>17925336 (OP)
>>17925342
yep, she would definitely have an OnlyFans

>>17925336 (OP) Check this out, you'll gonna trip: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Marian_apparitions

>christians believe heaven is a kingdom up in the clouds when this is provably false

how is this jew cult still going

Love to see tards seething here :)

>>17925352
they did get it written down though
600 years after the fact
but it’s all good because the pope declared it essential to the saving faith in the 1950s?

>>17925366
checked
>even the devil can appear as an angel of light

>>17925336 (OP)
>Today is the day that Mary, our mother, ascended to heaven.
Never happened in the Quran, don't care.

>>17925336 (OP)
>Irenaeus, student of John's disciple Polycarp, didn't even know which Emperor Jesus died under
>But we can trust nobodies centuries later about Mary never dying

If any Catholics actually read early Christian writings there would be no Catholics

>>17925336 (OP)
Hail Mary
Full of grace
The LORD is with thee
Blessed art thou amongst women
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus
Holy Mary
Mother of God
Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death
AMEN

>>17925336 (OP)
Tick tock.

I love Mary she's the best.

Worshiping is idolatry and it does not provide the salvation of Christ to do so.

>>17925434
The only based woman can actually be called "woman", and just roast

wat

Is this the day when she threw her Aphrodite girdle to Thomas? Why did Thomas visit her tomb 3 days after her funeral to find no body? Isn't that supposed to be a Jesus thing?
>>17925366
Why are there so many Marian apparitions? Where are the rest of the characters? Um, hello, Jesus!?

>>17925336 (OP)

don’t forget today is a Holy Day of Obligation for Mass

Ave Maria, gratia plena. Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Jesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen

>>17925336 (OP)
that's in 3 days, today is her funeral

>>17925336 (OP)
Praise Mother Mary Sophia!

>>17926065
Based. Reject heretical papist innovations, return to apostolic tradition.

>>17925336 (OP)
Thank you for bringing St. Francis Xavier to Japan. Thank you for getting Hirohito to surrender, ending WWII.

https://youtu.be/vBhVbXnxZa0?si=m6wZfGdXigWiENHj
Ave Maria
Watch the Joan of Arc video. A modern misunderstood saint.

>>17926065
>>17926300
orthocuck opinions: ignored

>>17925373
because its a very profitable business model

>>17925336 (OP)
Mary didn't exist. There's not a single scrap of hard evidence she was a real person. Jesus didn't exist either by the way.

>>17926488
prove you exist, then I might believe you

>>17926065
>>17926300
>>17926447
>your idolatry isn't as le based as my idolatry
Stop worshipping idols

Luke 11:27-28
27 As Jesus was saying these things, a woman in the crowd called out, “Blessed is the mother who gave you birth and nursed you.”

28 He replied, “Blessed rather are those who hear the word of God and obey it.”

Revelation 19:10
10 At this I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “Don’t do that! I am a fellow servant with you and with your brothers and sisters who hold to the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For it is the Spirit of prophecy who bears testimony to Jesus.”

>>17925336 (OP)
My queen <3

>>17925336 (OP)
Nigger

>>17929950
Bit rude, innit?

>>17925336 (OP)
ave maria