Thread 17931360

I’m going to post this every day until you remember it

>>17931360 (OP)
Our family tried ordering Tamales from your Taco Bell there yesterday. But they said, "We don't serve Tamales."

Nothing grinds our gears more.

>>17931371
Ozzy pissed on the Alamo and then died. RIP

Lest ye forget where my Ark of my Covenant is located and where my Ark of my Covenant is going. Stonehenge to the Alamo or bust.

G-D

>>17931360 (OP)
can you post a picture of the basement

>>17932051
The Alamo Basement

>>17931985
pee pee pee wee wee wee

>>17931360 (OP)
They are just mocking white people at this point.

>>17933126
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS

>>17932038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBO1fshbErk

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew ev'ry tree,
Kilt him a b'ar when he was only three
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier
In eighteen thirteen the Creeks uprose,
Addin' redskin arrows to the country's woes
Now, Injun fightin' is somethin' he knows,
So he shoulders his rifle an' off he goes
Davy, Davy Crockett, the man who don't know fear
Off through the woods he's a marchin' along,
Makin' up yarns an' a singin' a song
Itchin' fer fightin' an' rightin' a wrong,
He's ringy as a b'ar an' twic't as strong
Davy, Davy Crockett, the buckskin buccaneer
He fought single-handed through the Injun War,
Till the Creeks was whipped an' peace was in store
An' while he was handlin' this risky chore,
Made hisself a legend for evermore
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier
He give his word an' he give his hand,
That his Injun friends could keep their land
An' the rest of his life he took the stand,
That justice was due every redskin band
Davy, Davy Crockett, holdin' his promise dear
He went off to Congress an' served a spell,
Fixin' up the Govern'ments an' laws as well
Took over Washin'ton so we heered tell,
An' patched up the crack in the Liberty Bell
Davy, Davy Crockett, seein' his duty clear
When he come home his politickin' done,
The big western march had just begun
So he packed his gear an' his trusty gun,
An' lit out grinnin' to follow the sun
Davy, Davy Crockett, leadin' the pioneer
He heard of Houston an' Austin an' so,
To the Texas plains he jest had to go
Where freedom was fightin' another foe,
An' they needed him at the Alamo
Davy, Davy Crockett, the man who don't know fear
His land is biggest an' his land is best,
From grassy plains to the mountain crest
He's ahead of us all meetin' the test,
Followin' his legend into the West
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBO1fshbErk

>>17932038
when's the dig and the move?

>>17931360 (OP)
YHWH Allah (LORD God) remembered the Alamo and his Catholic Church reconstructed there.

>>17932101
>>17933126
why wont they return it to pee wee herman's estate?

>>17934343
The Alamo has officially acquired Pee-wee Herman's iconic red Schwinn bicycle at auction. Made famous in Tim Burton's 1985 directorial debut Pee-wee's Big Adventure, the bike became a pop culture icon.

In short, Paul Reubens, et al, auctioned it.

>>17931360 (OP)
One hundred fifty are besieged by five thousand;
Not only the provisions but the ammunition is all gone.
Thirty-two men hear the news and hurry to the scene.
The heavy strokes of their sabers lead them into the fortress, through the ranks of the enemy to see
The commander of the fortress wet with blood,
And his men reeling against the walls with exhaustion but with swords in hand.
Now comes the dauntless South Carolinian,
Knowing that if he does not answer duty's call, disgrace and shame will be his.
Returning he rides into the siege on a white charger,
Salutes the besieged with a smile, and says, "We die together."
They bind up their wounds and fight in higher spirits.
Speak not of the bravery of Chang Hsun at Suiyang, for here the one hundred and eighty-two corpses were laid; not one surrendered.
The people of the twenty-four states get inspiration thereby,
And learn for the first time that unanimous cooperation is superior to geographical advantage.
Why should they be mourned? For the dauntless, it is not a pain but a pleasure to cover an obstruction miles long.
Lo! the mouth of the river once occupied by the enemy is in the possession of the T' ang!
Now I am on a journey, far away from my home across the ocean.
I have come to San Antonio, where there are bushes of the graceful oleander.
And, as in a dream, I wonder if this is the very spot where that dreadful bloodshed took place in years gone by.
You do not see Chang Hsun, Hsu Yuan, and Nan Chiyun (David Crockett, Bowie, and Bonham)
But their fame, like the blossom's fragrance, is still in the air.
The custom of the West does not necessarily condemn surrender.
Why? We have never heard of a commander destroyed,
But here in the state of Texas, we see one (Travis).
In spirit there is not a distinction between East and West.
You need not wonder, then, if I drink a toast to your memory!
I have brought a well-polished stone from Japan,
And commemorate your heroic deeds with this humble inscription.

>>17934579
Japan remembers The Alamo.

>>17934582
the alamo was 2channel's first pic

>>17934873
Bump for Japan, hehe

>>17931360 (OP)
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/how-davy-crockett-the-rugged-frontiersman-killed-at-the-alamo-became-an-unlikely-american-hero-180987140/