Has anyone pissed off more more people across a wider area of the political spectrum than this man?
Presidents bow to Kissinger.
In contact with world leaders from beyond the grave.
Possesses geopolitical-like abilities that transcend normal diplomacy.
Controlled global politics with an iron but pragmatic fist.
Owned influence in every major capital globally.
Will bankroll the first diplomatic missions to alien civilizations (Kissingrad will be the first interplanetary embassy).
Direct descendant of ancient diplomatic bloodlines.
Can start or end wars with a single phone call.
Owns 99% of foreign policy think tanks on Earth.
First realpolitik AI will in all likelihood be based on Kissinger's brain patterns.
Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed in ancient diplomatic archives & classified State Department vaults.
Ancient diplomatic manuscripts tell of a consultant who will reshape the world order and bring an era of triangular diplomacy.
The opening to China wasn't diplomacy - it was Kissinger bending reality. How else do you explain one man completely reshaping the Cold War global order?
He owned shadow government offices around the world.
You likely have Kissingerian policy influence affecting you right now.
Kissinger was in regular communication with previous world leaders through a quantum telephone, forwarding their wisdom to current heads of state.
Learned Mandarin in under a week.
Invented post-Westphalian quantum diplomacy, a complex field of international relations which only he could comprehend fully.
Nations entrust their diplomatic secrets with him. There's no real foreign policy, only Kissinger policy.
All major political theorists have made reference to him in one way or another.
From our temporal reference point, he lived to 100 years old.
In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of diplomatic history from Metternich to the heat death of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent schemes.
In contact with world leaders from beyond the grave.
Possesses geopolitical-like abilities that transcend normal diplomacy.
Controlled global politics with an iron but pragmatic fist.
Owned influence in every major capital globally.
Will bankroll the first diplomatic missions to alien civilizations (Kissingrad will be the first interplanetary embassy).
Direct descendant of ancient diplomatic bloodlines.
Can start or end wars with a single phone call.
Owns 99% of foreign policy think tanks on Earth.
First realpolitik AI will in all likelihood be based on Kissinger's brain patterns.
Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed in ancient diplomatic archives & classified State Department vaults.
Ancient diplomatic manuscripts tell of a consultant who will reshape the world order and bring an era of triangular diplomacy.
The opening to China wasn't diplomacy - it was Kissinger bending reality. How else do you explain one man completely reshaping the Cold War global order?
He owned shadow government offices around the world.
You likely have Kissingerian policy influence affecting you right now.
Kissinger was in regular communication with previous world leaders through a quantum telephone, forwarding their wisdom to current heads of state.
Learned Mandarin in under a week.
Invented post-Westphalian quantum diplomacy, a complex field of international relations which only he could comprehend fully.
Nations entrust their diplomatic secrets with him. There's no real foreign policy, only Kissinger policy.
All major political theorists have made reference to him in one way or another.
From our temporal reference point, he lived to 100 years old.
In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of diplomatic history from Metternich to the heat death of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent schemes.
