Thread 17944249

Hindu records show that when he arrived, Alexander was shorter than most of the dalits, which brought much pleasure and humor to the Indian nobles

>>17944249 (OP)
Wow short guys have a new cope I guess

Modern scholars estimate he was around 5’8”. I trust them more than I trust these Hindu records.

>>17944249 (OP)
And yet he still BTFOd the brownoids.

>>17944249 (OP)
The Romans were manlets too and that didn't stop them

>Napoleon was 5'6
>Alexander was 5'3-5'6
>Caesar was 5'7
>Hitler was 5'9
>Genghis Khan was 5'9
Tallfags could NEVER measure up to shortGODS.

>come in here expecting the typical heightphobia
>short kings are coming together and watching each others backs

>>17944325
But he died before he could conquer them?

>>17944249 (OP)
>Hindu records
Shows is this Hindu records, jeet.
>but saar Alexander lost to Porus saar

>>17945703
These are sacred Vedic text, Sir. Not for disbursement online

>>17944249 (OP)
>[Alexander] visited Delphi because he wished to consult the oracle of Apollo about the expedition against the Persians. It so happened that he arrived on one of those days which are called inauspicious, when it is forbidden for the oracle to deliver a reply. In spite of this he first sent for the prophetess, and when she refused to officiate and explained that the law forbade her to do so, he went up himself and tried to drag her by force to the shrine. At last, as if overcome by his persistence, she exclaimed, ‘You are invincible, my son!’ and when Alexander heard this, he declared that he wanted no other prophecy…”
I cannot picture a tall person doing something like this. Shorter people do have a bit of a chip on their shoulder.

>saar, you are so short saar!
>*gets assraped by greek culture*

>>17946760
kek, alexander was a funny one whatever you think of him

>>17947041
Fearless little leader. People say 8 out of 10 people would follow someone like Alexander. Hannibal is another. To death or glory.