>>17951630 (OP)
I'm sorry for saying this and I'm sure there are definitely some smart ones, but I think it's an intelligence thing. I went to the Assemblies Of God up the street as a lifelong Catholic who is doing some self-exploration of the Christian denominations around me (not out of any malice, I'm curious how other churches operate) and everything about their worship felt low IQ. Started with a giant concert, then turned into a travelling preacher rambling about how Transformers (yes, the cartoon) are like the trinity, then some complaints about people not reading the bible enough. They're also really desperate to lure you in, just for showing up once in the back, they made me join a mailing list (I used an alias)
You can say what you will about Catholic ritualism being elevated above religious experience, but I don't think I'll ever go to a Catholic church that's blatantly making half the service about a strange metaphor between an 80's cartoon and something like the holy trinity