Thread 17954251

Should I convert to catholicism? I'm pretty sure protestants go to heaven but you know, just to be safe.

Yeah buddy they will make you a bishop like they did in Spain during the 1400s

Search on youtube deconstruction zone and watch some videos before wasting your life away believing in fairy tales.

>>17954251 (OP)
Yeah just keep distro hopping and hope you land on the right side of Pascal's infinite fractal wager.

According to Pascal’s Wager and Catechism of the Catholic Church 847, Protestants should be OK.

>>17954251 (OP)
No but everyone who isn't a baptized Orthodox (aka REAL CATHOLIC) Christian goes to eternal hell thougheverbeit.

>>17954251 (OP)
Yes.
t. Ortho

>>17954314
Deconstruction is surprisingly inconclusive. It might impress an average joe but you can deconstruct every single aspect to the finest detail and still have no sense of how valid the concept is, just that the concept has theoretical limits of what it can or cannot address/contain/reflect. Having said that, I'd recommend a better channel than one putting out 2012-ass titles like "PASTOR Spirals out of control after getting NUKED on basic logic."

>>17954251 (OP)
Yes, it's like Orthodoxy without the retarded fasting schedule
t. Orthodox calendar follower

Catholics are Christian
Christians are Catholic
go to confession, NOW!

>>17954327
been using debian for 16 years now

>>17954251 (OP)
I can’t believe that humanity is this fucking stupid.

>>17954251 (OP)
According to catholicism, protestants go to heaven.
According to protestantism, catholics go to hell.

If you really want to be safe, stay a protestant.

>>17955133
just because prots are illiterate doesn't mean catholics are going to hell

>>17954251 (OP)
Romanism is a counterfeit of Christianity which is overrun with idols and superstition, ruled by a man who usurps the authority of Christ, and preaches a false gospel by which nobody can be saved. Joining their church is an act of apostasy.

>>17954251 (OP)
read your bible and you'll know the answer (yes)

>>17955184
No, the fact they do not believe in the Lord Jesus Christ means they go to hell.

>>17954251 (OP)
Catholic dogma is that Protestants go to heaven, but some Protestants believe Catholics go to hell. If you are doing Pascal's wager, the dominant choice is obviously Protestantism, just comparing the two. But of course, you have to factor in Orthodoxy and every non-mainstream denomination as well which makes it more complicated.

>>17955303
What about the old gods? Are Catholics ok with them?

>>17955303
>Catholic dogma is that Protestants go to heaven
This would be proof that Romanism is false since it contradicts the older dogma of extra ecclesiam nulla salus which required submission to the pope as a condition of salvation, and therefore would represent a real change and contradiction in their dogmas.

>>17955354
That just sounds like something the last false Pope said. Prots hate Catholics so I have no idea why they would say that. Is it true he said there is no god on his deathbed?

>>17955198
Reading the bible is for protestants.