Thread 17955647

What if God is actually retarded?
Hear me out
God is super dumb, which is why he makes so many mistakes and why the world and universe and imperfect. Gods profound mental retardation is actually a way to nerf him for being the most powerful thing in all of existence. Likewise, humans are powerless as a nerf for being the most intelligent things in existence. This way humans and God form a cosmic balance. God created humans and made humans more intelligent than him so that humans can help God solve his personal issues.

this is so dumb i nominate it an honorary /x/ thread. and the bar is low, since we are on /his/,

I shall henceforth dub this the "Retard God Theory"

It's so stupid it might just be true...

>>17955647 (OP)
Unironically makes Abrahamism make way more sense

>>17955650
God being dumb is a smarter and more honest take than he being all powerful and all knowing and all loving. The only difference is that too many people agree with the latter.

>>17955647 (OP)
>>17955812
It would explain things like God regretting creating humans and killing all of them with the flood...

>>17955647 (OP)
God made things capable of "choosing"

The fact that we choose something he does not like, doesn't mean he made a mistake
We choose to reject him and he is not going to take away that freedom

He will, however, also take his protection away if we choose to leave him. And that is why the world is shit

If you want to fix it, return to his grace, carry your cross, and follow him

>>17955647 (OP)
that’s Valentinian gnosticism Patrick

>>17955901
That's just Gnosticism in general

>>17955884
>carry your cross
You are such a demented doofus.

>>17955884
>(You)

Creates the problems he claims to be saving you from lmao. How typically jewish

No actually everything is working as intended