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Anonymous No.17966836 >>17966838 >>17966985 >>17968465 >>17968652 >>17968713 >>17968848 >>17970154 >>17970201 >>17971222 >>17971231
>The Long March
>Cultural Revolution
>Great Leap Forward
>4 Pests Campaign
>Let a 100 Flowers Bloom
>Gang of Four
>The Two Whatevers
Did any leader have a more kino naming of historical events?
Anonymous No.17966838 >>17966848 >>17966856 >>17966990 >>17972673
>>17966836 (OP)
he killed trillions
Anonymous No.17966848
>>17966838
?
Anonymous No.17966856
>>17966838
To save quadrillions
Anonymous No.17966985 >>17967040 >>17967061 >>17968660
>>17966836 (OP)
mao was unironically a based retard who gave more of a shit about the well being of his people than any other leader in the world.
Anonymous No.17966990
>>17966838
To save (you)
Anonymous No.17967040 >>17968506 >>17968656 >>17970979
>>17966985
>has a body count higher than Hitler or Stalin
>cared for his people
Pick 1
Anonymous No.17967061
>>17966985
This
Anonymous No.17968355
Napoleon has infinitely more kino names for his events.
Anonymous No.17968465
>>17966836 (OP)
Mao is probably my favorite communist leader and I like their war movies from the 90s where they'll have an intro like "The Central Military Commission of the Communist Party of China and Chairman Mao Zedong made a military offensive strategy to launch strategic decisive battles to eliminate large enemy forces in three major campaigns: Liaoxi-Shenyang Campaign, Hua-Hai Campaign, and Beijing-Tianjin Campaign to decide how the mountains and rivers of China would be arranged, and how the flowing clouds would change."

This is while Mao is staring out across an icy river that is breaking up while synth music plays in the background. It's so autistic and kino.
https://youtu.be/nGZrKm9wsEY
Anonymous No.17968506
>>17967040
That the retard part because unlike Hitler or Stalin it most of them didn't came from a malicious intent and the ones that did like the cultural revolution it was because he was not competent enough to keep political violence under control
Anonymous No.17968652
>>17966836 (OP)
You have to consider Mao was governing a country that never had a non-divine emperor and also was almost completely illiterate. Framing his politic as something incredibly basic but glorious was necessary to get it across.
Anonymous No.17968656
>>17967040
He doesn't though. By every standard, Mao massively increased quality of life. He literally lowered the death rate from 49-50s:1000 to 10:1000. Also discovered the cure for Malaria. Life expectancy essentially doubled under Mao as well, as well as the population.
Anonymous No.17968660 >>17968832 >>17968956
>>17966985
Mao's biggest failure was his anarkiddie morality. When you give a bunch of seething illiterate peasants basically total freedom to police themselves, what happens? They start to create mob rule and use the opportunity to take down people they have petty grievences with.
>Great Leap Forward
Wasn't Mao, it was Liu Shaoqi and Deng Xiaopeng. Mao had a background in farming, so was always skeptical of the claims by Deng and Liu, but they kept feeding him bullshit. It ended when Mao decided to visit his home village and saw the reality on the ground.
Anonymous No.17968713
>>17966836 (OP)
2bh I think its just a chang thing, they give flowery names to everything
>Overseer of the Waves of Prosperity
>actual job title: port foreman
Anonymous No.17968832 >>17970208
>>17968660
>if the emperor knew what is going on he would stop it
>it's only his scheming eunuchs that are against the people
Anonymous No.17968848 >>17968852 >>17970211
>>17966836 (OP)
Hitler?
>Living Space
>Fount of Life
>Crystal Night
>Night of the Long Knives
>Lightning War
>Operation Barbarossa
>The Final Solution
>The People's Storm
>Nero Decree
Anonymous No.17968852
>>17968848
>>Living Space
That's literally the name of a furniture store dude
Anonymous No.17968956
>>17968660
>Mao had a background in farming
stfu Chinkoid, Mao is rich merchant's failson. He dropped out school and leeching off his dad while in Beijing.
In fact, none of the Chinese commie has a proletarian background, they're all upper class and middle class, most of them are half-educated failsons who flunked out of school just like Mao as well. That's why they hated glasses-wearing people who have discipline actually finished their education
Anonymous No.17970154 >>17970158
>>17966836 (OP)
How was Mao so based
Anonymous No.17970158
>>17970154
Norwood rizz
Anonymous No.17970201
>>17966836 (OP)
Chinese naming conventions are just kino, that's why they'll have a rinky bridge called The Grand Dragon Passing of 1000 Ancient Wisdoms
Anonymous No.17970208
>>17968832
Good Tsar Bad Boyars is unironically true most of the time yes, the absolute sovereign has less incentive for petty self-serving stat-padding or greed when their focus is the whole. Of course the best sovereigns should be aware of this potential dynamic and seek to investigate matters for themselves as much as possible.
Anonymous No.17970211 >>17970970
>>17968848
>>Night of the Long Knives
>>The Final Solution
>>Nero Decree
Very kino, the rest are just moderately cool
Anonymous No.17970970
>>17970211
The People's Storm is kino too
Anonymous No.17970979
>>17967040
well those deaths were results of him being retarded (killing birds, sending teachers for ironworking), not a cold-blooded genocide

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Anonymous No.17971179 >>17971239
he was as the chinese say 70 percent right, the naming of events was part of the 70 percent
Anonymous No.17971222
>>17966836 (OP)
"insert number + poetic description of thing" is just Chinese practice.

>War of the Heavenly Horses
>General Three Don't Knows.
>The Age of the Three Mores.
>5 Tiger Generals
>Die as a Shattered Jewel.
Anonymous No.17971231 >>17971251
>>17966836 (OP)
>YELLOW PERIL
fuck chyna
fuck chinks
Anonymous No.17971239
>>17971179
Looks a little zesty ngl
Anonymous No.17971251 >>17971285
>>17971231
China seems pretty based honestly
Anonymous No.17971285
>>17971251
>chyna
>based
see picrel
Anonymous No.17972673 >>17973644
>>17966838
Anonymous No.17973644
>>17972673
Thanks XI