Thread 17969362

Was Napoleon really a 5 ft tall short king cuckold whose slut barren wife, Josephine cheated on him first with a lower ranked black officer named Hippo Charles or were all those rumors simply British propaganda?

He wasn't really that short, I wouldn't consider him more of a cuckold than any other aristocrats who's wives banged other people.

But yes, most anti-napoleon stuff is propaganda from Britain because they're mad that no British commander comes anywhere close to the level of lasting fame and admiration that nappy does

>>17969362 (OP)
Josephine was second-hand goods when he met her. She literally used to fuck his patron Barras before they got married. The British made plenty of cuck porn about it.

>>17969362 (OP)
It’s true.

>>17969411
I think thats something people tend to forget about Napoleon's rise to power. He wasn't born into the aristocracy so he had to marry into it, which meant having to marry used goods Josephine as she was available.

>>17969362 (OP)
>short
Napoleon was a little over the average height of a Frenchman, but the average Frenchman of his time was a malnourished peasant. When compared to the aristocrats he regularly interacted with, or even the average Englishman (who typically had a much better diet and were taller than the average Frenchman during this time period, as shown by the recorded heights of enlisted men) he was short.

>>17969398
>no British commander comes anywhere close to the level of lasting fame and admiration that nappy does

>>17969772
>Wellington on par with Napoleon
Lol
Lmao even

>>17969522
>He wasn't born into the aristocracy
He literally was. It's why he could get into a french military academy. Also him and Josephine got hitched during a period when all titles of nobility had been voided.

>>17969858
he was an aristocrat, but a very very low level one

>>17969858
He literally came from Italian aristocracy, even the french made fun of him because of his accent while the same accent got him a lot of popularity in Italy

>>17969946
Meant for >>17969522

>>17969778
Napoleon just lined his cannons up and bashed away, Wellington was the guy who figured out how to beat that tactic, which makes him the superior commander

He was 5’2” and his wife had plenty of affairs.

>>17969362 (OP)
>5 ft tall
5'6, which was average height at the time

>cuckold whose slut barren wife, Josephine cheated on him first with a lower ranked black officer named Hippo Charles
This one is true tho

>>17969579
The average Englishman was a manlet too
Nelson was even shorter than Napoleon

>>17970814
The autopsy said he was 5'2

>>17970869
>Napoleon's height was recorded using the older French system of units, where a "pied" (foot) and "pouce" (inch) were longer than their modern British or American counterparts. His reported height of 5 feet, 2 inches in French units equates to an average height of approximately 5'6" to 5'7"

>>17970899
You do know the english performed the autopsy?

>>17969362 (OP)
>slutty French woman
That's just redundant

>>17969772
>no british commander has the lasting fame and admiration that napoleon does
>posts wellington
>who isn't very well known outside of britain except for his run-in with napoleon
>who is only really admired in britain

Welly was based but to suggest he's better known than Napoleon is funny as fuck.

>>17970816
Sailors were typically shorter (if you've ever been on a 19th century sailing ship you'd know they're built for dwarves). But for instance the minimum height requirement to serve in the British army was 5'5, only an inch shorter than Napoleon, the average height in the army was taller, 5'7 or 5'8. And soldiers were poor men, who didn't always get the best nutrition.

>>17969362 (OP)
>Short answer
No
>Long answer
Also no

You think Josephine is any different than any wife? You can treat them like a princess but when they get mad, lonely, horny then you are cucked.

>>17971528
>>who isn't very well known outside of britain