Thread 17973079

How they start wars
"We are numbah one!! Youre going to see!!!"

How they end wars
"Yes, we lost another one after spending trillions of dollars...but look, wars arent made to be won...its just to sell weapons..."

Which bombed out crater are you from?

>>17973079 (OP)
>"Yes, we lost another one after spending trillions of dollars...but look, wars arent made to be won...its just to sell weapons..."
Well kinda yeah, I mean the United States has never once had to fight a war for its own survival. The closest it came was the Civil War

>>17973079 (OP)
>"Americans can afford to waste trillions dicking around in a desert on the other side of the planet"
not the roast that you think it is

>>17973085
Turns out, it couldn't afford it and now is only beginning to pay the price as countries around the world leave the petrodollar and it defaults on quintillions in debt.

>>17973090
>quintillions in debt.
I guess they really don't teach math in third world classrooms

>>17973082
California

>>17973090
>countries around the world leave the petrodollar
The World Bank is headquartered in Washington DC so that's unlikely to ever happen but thanks for playing

>>17973079 (OP)
Z Will prevail

>>17973079 (OP)
>>17973620
The US fails at actual military actions but is highly successful at funding “moderate rebels” to destabilize enemy regions - Arab spring in Libya, rebels in Syria, Azov in Ukraine. All of these were major US geopolitical wins where the US didn’t lose a soldier.

>>17973079 (OP)
yurop unconditionally surrendered the suez to egypt

>>17973723
Reasonable decision to make considering how Nasser would've blown them the fuck out otherwise. France and the UK should consider themselves lucky that he was feeling merciful.

>>17973082
top guess - pajeet
next - sand monkey
next - shlomo

>>17973082
Probably one that defeated the US and made your low iq chud boot boy uncle paint his Silverado headliner read

>>17973877
Unironically what did the favela monkey mean by this

>>17973079 (OP)
Kek

Yes, the United States of America does not win many wars.

This is because the purpose of their wars is to spread their influence, cripple their enemies, and extract resources. In almost every war they have lost in the last century, they have excelled at this.
>inb4 cope
Not at all saying they didn't lose, but more saying that the only people under the delusion that the US starts wars to gain a military victory instead of simply applying direct pressure to an area are the grunts and the civilians. There is no enemy of the US that;
>poses a threat to the USA
>has ever faced the US in a war

There is only one nation on earth which poses a threat to the USA, and that's China. The actual cucked out western war loser is the British, who are two thirds of the way through their century of humiliation.

The point is to enrich the military-industrial complex with the nation's blood and treasure. Any other goals are secondary.

The US has won most of the wars it has been in, including post-1945 ones. Vietnam and Afghanistan are the only real losses and neither significantly harmed the country in the long run.

>>17974782
Was flooding Europe with migrants the plan in Syria and Iraq? Good job if so.

>>17974807
The Assad regime was responsible for most of those rapefugees. Millions of Syrians have returned since he was overthrown.

>>17974815
Yeah blame Assad for tearing up the Middle East. The USA overthrowing and invading 6/7 countries that Cheney, the Clintons, and their friends wanted to destroy had nothing to do with it. Good luck with Iran, the 7th country on their hit list.

>>17974807
Didn't start or end Syria.

>>17973079 (OP)
Kek

>>17973079 (OP)
t. inbred pashtun living in a corrugated metal shack with a collapsed roof

>>17973079 (OP)
Think How beautiful the world Will be when we get rid of this cancer

>>17975217
OP is probably from some Latin American shithole country

>>17976264
Soon