Thread 17980703

find jesus ong

>>17980703 (OP)
and what were these miracles exactly?

Humanity is retarded. Thats worse than evil. The ultimate form of evil is stupidity.

>>17980707
BRAZIU

Here be a miracle, I'm gonna dance with le magick wand.

Here's a miracle, I'm gonna make you dance with a magick wand.

If you're Catholic, pray to him using the most retarded zoomer babble slang. Give him and god a good laff.

>>17980703 (OP)
He was a millennial, he died in 2006 when he was 15.

>>17980707
He supposedly cured illnesses in Brazil and Chile. Influencing two medical recoveries is all it takes for someone to be saint with the modern sainthood standards.

>>17980703 (OP)
He could cure cancer in others but not cure it from himself

he’s making BasedCrusader69 trad cath edits on instagram from heaven now

Christianity is a consooomerist religion and has always been retarded like this. Now they will worship his bones and hair as “relics of Saint”

Bring back Paganism, I will wake up and rather worship Sun every day

>>17980703 (OP)
>Clearly a brown boy
>British

Italians are fucking sick. Displaying dead people like it was still middle ages.

>>17980882
>Now they will worship his bones and hair as “relics of Saint”
no different than paganism

>>17980861
This is quite possibly how Catholicism will go full globohomo. Some Catholic will say they prayed to Buddha or Ali and were healed and we'll get St. Buddha and St. Ali officially sanctioned, who "must have been crypto-catholics since there's truth in every religion".

>>17980703 (OP)
>bri*ish
Don't insult St. Carlo Acutis like that.

>>17980710
>people with down syndrome are satanic

>>17983008
>satanic
already using mystic words like a retard

>>17980703 (OP)
>british boy
ayo we wuz italian n shieeet