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Anonymous No.17982611 >>17983982 >>17984817 >>17984982 >>17985682
You guys know Satan is real, right?
Pic related.
Anonymous No.17982617
God:
>"You can't masturbate and do drugs because that's le bad okay????"
Satan:
>*Gives Mankind the gift of knowledge and earthly pleasure and is punished for it*
Satan is the good guy
Anonymous No.17982621 >>17985126
>debunks Satan and Fire n Brimstone christkeks
Anonymous No.17982632
>Satan is an evil chimp in Islam because he refused to bow down to a man.
Anonymous No.17983206
The greatest lie Satan ever told was that the existed.
Anonymous No.17983982
>>17982611 (OP)
yes we know
Anonymous No.17984814 >>17984990
Satan is a Jewish creation meant to be a literal embodiment of evil.
Anonymous No.17984817
>>17982611 (OP)
That's a picture of every atheist on this board.
Anonymous No.17984982
>>17982611 (OP)
Show me a picture.
Anonymous No.17984990 >>17985113
>>17984814
False. There is no satan in judaism.
Anonymous No.17985113 >>17985126
>>17984990
There are many Satans in Judaism, including The Satan (HaSatan).
Anonymous No.17985126 >>17985166
>>17985113
Nope. As I said here -- > >>17982621
Anonymous No.17985166 >>17985259
>>17985126
Your book is about 160 years behind scholarship.
Anonymous No.17985259
>>17985166
>basedlarship
Anonymous No.17985682
>>17982611 (OP)
I'm sure he is thrilled that his best PR move in the 21st century is convincing a bunch of anons to argue about his existence on /his/.