Thread 17984833

Do you pretend to be religious online in order to manipulate normies, or because, deep down, you are one?

>>17984833 (OP)
Enjoy Hell.

>>17984833 (OP)
I must be a ruler.

>>17984833 (OP)
I pretend to be religious online because religion is true

>>17984833 (OP)
>Do you pretend to be religious online in order to manipulate normies
I'm actually starting to suspect that this is 90% of "religious" people online since they all seem to either be grifters or fundamentalist retards that do more harm than good to their religious causes they supposedly represent. What I find ironic is that actual Biblical scholars tend to be the least fundamentalist Christians out there and they were the ones who got me seriously interested in religion again.

>>17984848
>People who believe the Bible are just hurting God.
>People who hate the Bible got me like, really interested in religion and stuff
Rope.

it is now regarded by the wise as necessary

>>17984848
Define fundamentalist

>>17984855
Someone who actually believes the Bible.

>>17984833 (OP)
Nope, absolutely not

>>17984833 (OP)
I LARP as religious on and off, depends if it fits the shitposting I'm going for

>>17984864
L00000000000l!!!!!!
xD xD xD
I LOVE George Carlin!!!!!!! xDDDDDD , , ssir

>>17984833 (OP)
I pretend to be governed by moral rules so that I am not ostracized, but I am amoral inside. Morality is intertwined with religion, so it's basically the same thing.

>>17984879
It won't save you from being ostracized in hell

>>17984884
Lucky me that hell doesnt exist

>>17984890
Telling yourself that won't save you either

>>17984890
Tick tock.

>>17984854
It’s a good thing the christian watermark is on the meme so that christians know it’s safe to enjoy it.

>>17984839
Ah, so it’s the former then. How’s that working out for you?

>>17984892
>>17984898
You live with that anxiety. I am good.

>>17984854
Sure, but just clear up one thing for me. Could God make a man pregnant?

>>17984928
Oh no, unlike you I am not under the wrath of God. If I die, I enter into the presence of God and He recognizes me only as His beloved Son, in whom He is well pleased, because Christ is the propitiation of my sins and my righteousness before God. But if you do not repent and seek the mercy of Christ you will only know an eternity of terrible darkness, as God executes on you for every evil thought, every evil word, and every evil deed. It is a terrifying thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

>>17984928
>You live with that anxiety. I am good.
I'm going right to Heaven when I die. You're going to burn and suffer forever. I can't wait to hear your screams. Tick tock. :)

>>17984926
Those flames just got hotter. Your pattern recognition is worthless. :)

>>17984938
>>17984941
Imagine being an adult and telling yourself fairytales. Hope you guys grow up.

>>17984948
Have fun burning.

>>17984943
Seems like I overestimated your intelligence initially, my mistake; it appears you are just retarded, good day.

>>17984833 (OP)
How did that godlessness work out for Nero?

>>17984839
>>17984853
>>17984938
>>17984941
Jesus is repulsed by you. Repent.

>>17984997
>a dead apocalyptic preacher from ancient levant is mad about your 4chan posts!
>say you're sorry and that you won't make posts like that again or your mom will die in her sleep tonight
kek

>>17984997
Why do you think Jesus would be repulsed by this >>17984938 law and gospel proclamation?

>>17984833 (OP)
>are you a lying wrongdoer?
nope

I am genuinely religious. I also consider myself to be a "common person," so I guess the quote is correct.

>>17984833 (OP)
the latter. had a religious experience seeing a friend die and pull a Nikki Sixx and wake and speak Latin. he grew up in a trailer park. absolutely no way he could know Latin.

I don't relate to what others have described as their religious experiences nor have I had any of my own, since I was raised without it or much exposure to it

Seneca killed himself like a faggot. believe in God

>>17984943
The flames in hell are actually very refreshing and nice because of all the cool people that went there.

>>17984833 (OP)
Sometimes

>>17984833 (OP)
I pretend to be religion because I want to be religious (I have a hard time being religious though)

>>17984833 (OP)
Where does Seneca say this