Thread 17989993

Try to describe your internet induced fetish like you're trying to explain it to one of your ancestors from the 16th century.

>>17989993 (OP)
I like Jewish women. There are ethnic groups with similar features I find attractive too like Sicilians, Greeks, and Levantines. But Jewish women are easily the best. I think black hair is easily the most attractive of any color, especially when it’s wavy/curly. I think aquiline noses are adorable on women. I would say I’m a bit philosemititc, but it mostly has to do with physical features.

>>17990027
TRVKE
critical support to this anon in his quest for eastern med pussy

>>17989993 (OP)
Verily my paternal forefather, I will have you made aware of my gratuitous urges that are rooted into the depths of my depraved mind as a result of my sinful iniquity. I am beholden to granting myself pleasure at the sight of the female form defecating. Yes, I admit. Few things are so enticing on God’s Earth as watching the truly forbidden and depraved. A lovely lass squatting her slovenly buttocks above the privy, releasing a gust of rambunctious wind as she presses out the dark matter of digested foodstuffs. That is my sin, my ancestor, and I am ashamed you lent your ears to hear it.

Have you ever seen a squid or an octopus? No? Okay well imagine a creature that's big and pink and has a bunch of arms, but all the arms are shaped like worms but tapered at the end and really long. And the big pink long tapered fleshy worms penetrate the woman in every hole and she gets dragged inside the beast but instead of being killed she's forced to give birth to its young for the rest of her life.

>>17990322
My brother.

>>17989993 (OP)
Just look at your wife's stinky bare soles bro, you'll get it

>>17989993 (OP)
I enjoy seeing women swallowed whole.

>>17989993 (OP)
Imagine sex, except the woman penetrates the man with an artificial penis.

Imagine a man but another man that is stronger than him forces that weaker man to wear dress either through force or bribery/coercion and then forces the weaker man into taking drugs that make him more feminine as his ass gets pounded daily

>>17989993 (OP)
Well sir you know cows, from where farmers and us get milk and cheese
Woman are very much like them when they feed their newborn kids food from their body as you know
So i found out that a combination of those two is great
What do i mean
Well so we can do a farm but for women we feed them stuff so their things grow and become more full and larger, for our amusement

>>17989993 (OP)
>"I like hairy women"
>"What do you mean, like they got a beard or somethin"
>"No, no, I like women that don't shave, like their armpits and pussy"
>"That don't what?"
>"Shave"
>"What"

You know that Greek story of Tiresias? Imagine being the guy that married her.
Kinda hot to know what she was before making him completely into your woman, right?

>>17989993 (OP)
>internet induced
I don't think I have any tb h.
Now anime induced, sure, but those started on tv.

>>17989993 (OP)
"He revealed himself as a Sodomite, as a descendant of Onan."

>>17990027
Nasty-ass Jewish whore. I'd only creampie her a couple of times.

>it's a device that you strap around your junk and prevents you from getting hard
>it uuuuh helps you live virtuously and combat lust

Pregnant women are proven to not be barren.

>>17990027
This bitch is Arab

>>17989993 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkJdEFf_Qg4

>>17990704
>by "anime" you mean very bustly ladies, right sir?

>>17991078
Her belly turned into a giant boob

>>17989993 (OP)
>internet induced
some of my first memories consist of looking through picture books depicting fairy tale or mythic monsters swallowing people

>>17990027
she looks like a goblin with HIV

>>17990027
she looks like she stinks

>>17991165

Why do you think it makes us pregnancy fetishists so hard?

>>17990698
>>17991072
Kindred spirits these two are

>>17991172
>be ancient Bible author
>write a fable about obedience that would hopefully inspire people to more pious
>accidently create a new fetish instead

>>17991072
just say chastity belts for men, easy peasy

I find fat women comforting and pleasing in many ways, and sometimes desire them to grow even fatter. It's as shrimple as that.

>>17989993 (OP)
Ciao, amico mio. Are you familiar with the lupo mannaro, the werewolf? Imagine, instead of becoming an unsightly beast, under the full moon, a man took the form of a beautiful maiden? Wouldn't that be really fucking hot?

>>17993386
Very middle ages of you anon

>>17990714
Came here to post something very similar, lucky ancestors
>>17990106
In awe of your skill with the quill Anon

>>17989993 (OP)
She then breaketh out her shorn lyre blossom and strummeth it most pleasntly, Father Thorsson.

Endangering women, women in danger, thinking about how to set up endangerment. Observing endangerment. I don't really have a catharsis mode for it.

>>17989993 (OP)
>So you know about that Oedipus guy? Imagine if he was into it

>>17991806
Artist?

>>17996929

Unknown drawfag from this board (believe, if I knew his name, I'd be showering him in ebux to make more)

>>17989993 (OP)
>BBC
They knew anon. They just believed God told them to. Now they dont know who to trust.

>>17989993 (OP)

"So, you know men, right? What if they had huge mammaries?"

>>17997221
i wonder who is behind this post

>>17989993 (OP)
>i like little girls
>yeah so what me too
>well it's illegal now and i look at drawings instead

>>17989993 (OP)
>Imagine a young woman with the spirited nature of a boy, and the outer appearance of a boy, somewhat like Jeanne d'Arc and other similar women. A "tomboy", if you will.

>>17998909
kek