Thread 17990372

Christianity is the spiritual equivalent of grabbing Jesus by the ankles, swinging him around like a cosmic chicken, and chucking him at God to say, "Yo, clean up my mess!" It’s not faith—it’s the ultimate karmic dumpster fire where Jesus gets turned into divine poultry just so you can keep being a selfish degenerate. "Oh, I lied, cheated, and stole? No worries, just deep-fry the Christ-chicken, and I’m golden!" The whole thing is one big "blame the bird" party, with billions smugly stuffing their faces with salvation wings while Jesus gets plucked and crucified over and over. It’s not grace; it’s the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for moral freeloaders.

True repentance means at least attempting not to do the bad behavior again.

>>17990372 (OP)
Human sacrifice is universal to all ancient religions, including Aryans, and if you can't understand this then you are a retard

>>17990372 (OP)
Screenshotted and saved.

>>17990377
You are granted salvation without that, just gotta telepathically submit to jesus.

>>17990372 (OP)
>erm you shouldn't be forgiven of your sins because there are certain things i don't like!
reddit morality at work again

>>17990372 (OP)
It's more like waving your fist at the gods and saying "fuck you for creating me".

>>17990459
>even though you murdered by wife and raped my infant daughter to death with her mothers blood still on your hands, and you laughed when the police arrived and said "honkey bitches deserved it" amd you flipped me off in the court room, I forgive you

Cuck morality at work again

it's a religion tailor made for narcissists

>>17990372 (OP)
Nice try. Even an LLM can spit out something more accurate:
"Jesus' first recorded public words were a call to repent:"Repent, for the kingdom of heaven has drawn near!".This command, recorded in the Gospel of Matthew (4:17) and closely echoed in Mark (1:15), highlights the importance of a fundamental change of mind, heart, and life in preparation for the Kingdom of God.The Greek word for "repent" (metanoeo) signifies a profound change of mind and purpose, turning away from sin and towards a new life in agreement with God."
If you read the bible and take God at His word, it's evident that He's both completely holy/just and completely merciful/loving. On first glance this may be hard to grasp, but when you look at Jesus (death, resurrection, ascension and upcoming return with raising His kingdom on earth) it becomes more understandable.
Gambling with grace or attempting to misuse it as license won't work. There's ample evidence in the bible and real life: Hebrews 12:15-17 ESV
[15] See to it that no one fails to obtain the grace of God; that no “root of bitterness” springs up and causes trouble, and by it many become defiled; [16] that no one is sexually immoral or unholy like Esau, who sold his birthright for a single meal. [17] For you know that afterward, when he desired to inherit the blessing, he was rejected, for he found no chance to repent, though he sought it with tears.
Galatians 6:7 ESV
[7] Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap.


Ephesians 2:8-10 ESV
[8] For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, [9] not a result of works, so that no one may boast. [10] For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.

tl;dr repent while you still can, brother. God made His move with Jesus' work of salvation. Now it's on you to respond.The most important decision.

>>17990600
those verses mean nothing lol

at the end of the day rabbi yeshua is a jewish chicken sin sacrifice

literal narcissist scapegoat

>>17990629
>Porn as the most notable word
Lmao

Judaism is materialistic as are all the religions that came from it (although Christianity is definitely an attempt to go back to spirituality).
Its ironic that they treat the material world with such disdain yet they don't actually do anything for the spirit and nothing they do is genuine from the heart. I don't think they even have souls.

Christianity is retarded and the fact that Jesus didn’t even come to the Christian’s he came to the Jews and was rejected by them then killed. That makes Christianity FAKE.

>nuh uh bro
>You ask the judge for forgiveness
>Hang his son
>And you don't go to jail, but the jewels stay enjoyed and stolen
>What are you, a tranny?

>>17990783
So? You're jews 2.0

>>17990629
>>17990790
>>17990783
Shalom, rebbe.

>>17990790
>Medicine is retarded, and the fact that the doctor didn’t even give medicine to the medicine, he gave medicine to the sick, and the doctors advice was not taken by them them, but instead, they flushed his medicine down the toilet. That makes medicine FAKE.

>>17990372 (OP)
Jesus said:

To all who are victorious, who obey me to the very end, to them I will give authority over all the nations. They will rule the nations with an iron rod and smash them like clay pots. They will have the same authority I received from my Father, and I will also give them the morning star! “Anyone with ears to hear must listen to the Spirit and understand what he is saying to the churches.

The important part here is: who obey me to the very end

>>17990372 (OP)
"I desire mercy, not sacrifice"

>>17990372 (OP)
>It’s not faith—it’s the ultimate karmic dumpster fire
LLM pattern detected. The thread will still succeed though.

>>17990889
to obey jesus christ you have to acknowledge he died for your sins and saved you first lmao

why are all the christians ITT trying to lie about the nature of their religion. you literally call him your lord and SAVIOR (from sins)

>>17990372 (OP)
chatgpt writing style is so obvious

>>17990372 (OP)
another massive W for Orthodoxy and Catholics for being the only christians to actually require penance and the making of amends to get reconciliation

american boomer evangelicals seem to think the moment they say ‘Lord, Lord’ they are perfected permanently

>>17990903
It's amazing how in the last 5 years the use of gaudy grammatical froms -- those that even the educated are unlikely to understand; are now so commonplace as the common comma.

>>17990372 (OP)
carry your cross? crucify your flesh? you will never be a woman? faith without works is dead?

>>17990927
That is barely the first step. Jesus spent hours and hours giving sermons teaching people how to behave.

>>17990372 (OP)
Nailed it. Substitutional atonement always seemed fucked up. Lile even if the story was true how the fuck does an innocent being tortured and killed make your deeds go away? It's vile and disgusting thinking.

>>17990372 (OP)
The church of the cosmic chicken

>>17991020
>denying jesus died for your sins

enjoy hell lmao

>>17991575
Paul made that up.
Christianity = Paulism
Enjoy.

>>17990972
Not AI because it's tryhard and amateurish, (just like me!). Godspeed in your journey to style, though. Writing well is hard, more so now that AI has contaminated the language.

Why do so many people misunderstand the kapparot ritual? The act of petitioning God for forgiveness of sin comes on the actual day of Yom Kippur, whereas the chicken-swinging is some superstitious folk ritual that serves as an excuse to perform tzedakah (charity), on the night before. If the sin-chicken memes were true, then there would be no reason to continue asking for forgiveness on the holy day, as outlined in Maimonides' Mishneh Torah:

>Yom Kippur is the time of Teshuvah for all, both individuals and the community at large. It is the apex of forgiveness and pardon for Israel. Accordingly, everyone is obligated to repent and confess on Yom Kippur.
>The mitzvah of the confession of Yom Kippur begins on the day's eve, before one eats [the final meal], lest one choke to death in the meal before confessing.
>Although a person confessed before eating, he should confess again in the evening service, Yom Kippur night, and similarly, repeat the confession in the morning, Musaf, afternoon, and Ne'ilah services.
>At which point [in the service] should one confess? An individual confesses after the Amidah and the Chazan confesses in the midst of the Amidah, in the fourth blessing.
>The confessional prayer customarily recited by all Israel is: "For we have all sinned...." This is the essence of the confessional prayer.
>Sins which were confessed on one Yom Kippur should be confessed on another Yom Kippur even though one remains steadfast in his repentance, as [Psalms 51:5] states: "I acknowledge my transgressions and my sins are always before me."

I really hate how Chassidish Rebbe worship and shtetl superstition has overtaken the scholastic & rationalist vision of Judaism in the public mind.

>>17990372 (OP)
>Christianity is when you mistreat Jesus
That doesn't make sense retard. Considering its his religion.

>>17991845
The scholarly vision of something is almost never the popular one. Plus Kabbalism is vastly more interesting than non-mystical Judaism. Not only that, but Chasids and Haredis are the most publicly Jewish Jews, so to speak. Sure Orthodox Jews have the hat on, but they are generally normal-ish people beside that and some opinions. A Haredi, on the other hand; Judaism is their life, just like it was in the Jewry/Ghetto/Shtetl/etc. They still kind of live in it, in a sense.

Though I'm pretty sure the Kapparot expiation thing is specifically a /pol/ meme, or perhaps a misconception.

>>17990459
Its not that you should be forgiven, its that you should not be forgiven on the basis that you killed a chicken or that some jew faggot killed himself thousands of years ago.

>>17990629
>chicken sin sacrifice
No he is a lamb sin sacrifice, lamb sacrifices are more better than chicken sacrifices because reasons.

>>17990939
Coping retards who can only attack the style instead of the content of a post are so envious.

>>17991020
Why didn't he just learn to read and write and make his own book?

>>17992042
YHWH prefers animal sacrifices over vegetables and fruit, which led to the first murder according to the Bible.
Imagine worshiping a god who demands free smells of meat. He doesn't even eat it, the priests do and maybe distribute some to others.

>>17992099
Ok, and according to that logic, he prefers lambs and fat over chickens and meat, bigger, fatter animal = better sacrifice and jesus was much larger than a chicken.

>>17992130
Imagine how many sins you could forgive with all the blubber of a whale sacrifice, wooooeeeee.

>>17992168
That probably explains why the 1800s and early 1900, when whale hunting was much more prevalent, were so productive and a time period blessed with a large confluence of great scientific minds and discoveries.

>>17990372 (OP)
Fuck clankers. That said, I approve of poisoning the internet with clanker filth to hasten model collapse.

>>17992042
Tbh the sacrifice of Jesus Christ as thought of by mainstream Christians stretches the logic of Jewish sacrifice to the point of collapse, in my opinion. There is no way of looking at it that doesn't require handwaving.

>>17990372 (OP)
>Jesus gets turned into divine poultry
here's a (You), for indeed, I have laughed.

>>17990372 (OP)
>karmic dumpster fire
adding this one to my vocabulary kek

>>17991791
Why did jesus die?

>>17992331
He was a Roman loyalist, hence why he said to "Render unto Caesar". This didn't sit well with Jewish nationalists

>>17992331
Being a Nuisance, spreading heresy.

>>17992345
>He was a Roman loyalist
>>17992358
>spreading heresy

These are your sins. He died because of them.

>>17992379
Yes, Jesus was a Roman loyalist and opposed independence from the empire.
You think Rome would have accepted Christianity otherwise?

>>17992386
>You think Rome would have accepted Christianity otherwise?
that particular incarnation of Rome did not accept christianity, a much later version did.

>>17992331
Heresy, claiming to forgive sins when in the Hebrew religion only God can do that, hence he was essentially claiming to be God.