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Anonymous No.17990559 [Report] >>17990765 >>17990776 >>17991134 >>17991374 >>17991535 >>17992578 >>17993071 >>17993207 >>17993321 >>17994219 >>17994355 >>17995748 >>17995799 >>17995882 >>17996214 >>17996219
Was Cromwell the most based man to ever live?
>Rejects social norms
>Rejects fate (was a serf at one point)
>Didnt give a shit about his age (became Lord Protector at 54)
>Rejects the whims of women (one wife) and puritanism
>Doesnt care about his Legacy
>Massacred cruely 200,000 Irish people
>Killed hundreed of thousands of innocents
>Lived in the moment
>Made sure that anyone that didnt agree with him meet his end.
>Didnt live for others,didnt care about how he would be remembered, didnt care about what happened after his death
Anonymous No.17990577 [Report] >>17990983 >>17991319 >>17991359 >>17993223 >>17993241 >>17994355 >>17995622
>orders all the theatres in England shuttered in 1642 because Puritan ideology viewed theatrical performances as inherently immoral and sinful.
>Plays were decried for being "frivolous" and "lascivious," or promoting lustful behavior.
>Puritans believed that actors pretending to be other people promoted lying.
>Puritans viewed the popular spectacle of theatre as a distraction that lured people away from church and religious duties.
>remains this way until the restoration in 1660 when sanity prevailed

He was an enemy of theatre, and therefore my enemy.
Anonymous No.17990765 [Report]
>>17990559 (OP)
https://vimeo.com/762229506
Anonymous No.17990776 [Report] >>17991359
>>17990559 (OP)
>Doesnt care about his Legacy
you mean: unable to raise his son proper
Anonymous No.17990779 [Report] >>17990976 >>17991083 >>17991359
all of his achievements are completely demolished by the fact that he let jews back into england, therefore making him one of the WORST people to ever come out of britain
Anonymous No.17990976 [Report] >>17996212
>>17990779
That was one of the few good things he did you dumb antisemite.
Anonymous No.17990983 [Report]
>>17990577
>Puritans believed that actors pretending to be other people promoted lying
Historical people had severe unfettered autism, behavioural modernity and sapience were not achieved until 1800 at the earliest
Anonymous No.17991083 [Report] >>17991279 >>17993213
>>17990779
This place soifaces over Guilliame le Conquerant who also brought the Jews into England, seems a bit inconsistent to seethe about Cromwell doing so
Anonymous No.17991134 [Report] >>17991359
>>17990559 (OP)
One of the greatest Englishmen and one of the greatest warriors that has ever lived.

>Killed hundreed of thousands of innocents
They were guilty
Anonymous No.17991279 [Report]
>>17991083
>Guilliame
*Williame
Anonymous No.17991314 [Report]
love me wife
love me pints
love me bible
love me lobster pots

'ate catholics
'ate irish
'ate feathers and wigs, for pooftas innit
'ate the wife

simple as
Anonymous No.17991319 [Report]
>>17990577
Die theater faggot
Anonymous No.17991359 [Report] >>17991537 >>17996899
>>17990779
>>17990577
>>17990776
>>17991134
Cromwell singlehanedly revived the age of piracy and privateering that francis drake and walter raleigh had pioneered before the fag stuarts ended it
Cromwell is a hero. britain would have had no carribean colonies without him
Anonymous No.17991374 [Report]
>>17990559 (OP)
His house in Ely is pretty nice. Ely is a nice village
Anonymous No.17991535 [Report]
>>17990559 (OP)
Literal Jew puppet and was bankrolled by them the entire time.
Anonymous No.17991537 [Report]
>>17991359
.....and no Caribbean immigrants today. Cromwell fails again ;)
Anonymous No.17992251 [Report] >>17994380
tldr, still celebrating Christmas, chudwell
Anonymous No.17992578 [Report] >>17993074
>>17990559 (OP)
He literally single handedly caused the slow decay of England and the two world wars by letting jews back into England.
Anonymous No.17993071 [Report]
>>17990559 (OP)
>was a serf at one point

Uhh what? I think that's a lie.
Anonymous No.17993074 [Report] >>17993190 >>17996690
>>17992578
>Cromwell caused WW2
latinx america getting internet access was a mistake
Anonymous No.17993190 [Report] >>17993197
>>17993074
Tranny
Anonymous No.17993197 [Report]
>>17993190
Brown
Anonymous No.17993207 [Report] >>17993239
>>17990559 (OP)
Why didnt this guy just move to America like he said he wanted to?
Anonymous No.17993213 [Report]
>>17991083
I have never seen a single post praising William the Conquered and I’ve been on this board for years. I only ever see occasional arguments over whether he was more French or more Norse.
Anonymous No.17993223 [Report]
>>17990577
>He was an enemy of theatre, and therefore my enemy.
You sound like a poof
Anonymous No.17993239 [Report] >>17994038
>>17993207
Somebody had to put the English in their place.
Anonymous No.17993241 [Report]
>>17990577
>Plays were decried for being "frivolous" and "lascivious," or promoting lustful behavior.
He's not wrong.
Anonymous No.17993321 [Report]
>>17990559 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.17993859 [Report]
He is the first Emperor of the British Empire and therefore mankind.
Anonymous No.17994038 [Report]
>>17993239
Irish*
Anonymous No.17994041 [Report]
He was an exceptionally skillful land commander but that's often overlooked due to his puritanical ideology and later role as Dictator.
Anonymous No.17994219 [Report] >>17995611
>>17990559 (OP)
He literally ran England under a No Fun Allowed banner, he can go get fucked.
Anonymous No.17994314 [Report] >>17995607
No Chud, brutal massacres are not based. At Drogheda and Wexford in Ireland, he sanctioned horrific violence, and his Irish campaign left scars that still matter. The 200,000 figure is debated. Still, his brutality in Ireland is one of his most infamous legacies.
Anonymous No.17994355 [Report]
>>17990577
>>17990559 (OP)
Most of the things you list have no basis on reality or weren't done by Cromwell, retards.
>he closed the theater reee
That was the Long Parliament in agreement and it happened years prior to the purge of the non-Puritan elements.
Anonymous No.17994380 [Report] >>17994401
>>17992251
That was also the Long Parliament and Cromwell himself opposed him. It's insane how faggots who don't know anything about the era other than that there was a guy named Cromwell attribute absolutely everything that happened to him.

What's even the point of a board dedicated to history when retards who never bother to actually check anything just repeat their normiefag misconceptions.
Anonymous No.17994401 [Report]
>>17994380
As a hardcore Presbyterian I don't like Cromwell that much because he broke the Solemn League and Covenant. Also parliament was 100% correct to punish Nayler, though I don't know a hot iron through the tongue was a fitting punishment.
Anonymous No.17995607 [Report] >>17996179 >>17996595
>>17994314
killing irish is based
Anonymous No.17995611 [Report]
>>17994219
i remember some Cromwell expert anon proved this was incorrect. Cromwell was actually very easy going and pro-fun and "liberal" about a lot of things
Anonymous No.17995622 [Report]
>>17990577
English chimpouts are okay I guess.
Anonymous No.17995683 [Report] >>17995738
Why was his cavalry so good?
Anonymous No.17995738 [Report]
>>17995683
He just anticipated a mosh pit and held back a reserve to flank the enemy commander
Anonymous No.17995748 [Report]
>>17990559 (OP)
>let the Jews back into England
Let's see why.
>Cromwell favored readmission of the Jews into England, partly in the hope of thereby fulfilling the Messianic prophecy, but mainly because they had aided him as "intelligencers," and he foresaw that, with their control of the Portuguese and Spanish trade, and their large commercial interests in the Levant, the Hamburg Bank, and the Dutch East and West Indies, they would be of service to him in his expansionist policy, and would bring wealth into the country.
>in the hope of thereby fulfilling the Messianic prophecy

Oh, so he was the shabbos Evangelicuck of his time then.
Anonymous No.17995799 [Report] >>17995828
>>17990559 (OP)
I don't think Cromwell was ever a serf. Serfdom had been abolished by Elizabeth and was quite rare beforehand too.
Anonymous No.17995828 [Report]
>>17995799
he was a noble but self imposed on himself a peasant lifestyle so he could rise back to power like Moses
Anonymous No.17995845 [Report]
>banned Christmas
Nooooo my yearly funkopop haul!!!!
Anonymous No.17995882 [Report]
>>17990559 (OP)
>most based man to ever live
Not so fast.
Anonymous No.17995894 [Report] >>17995932 >>17996738
Cromwell was undeniably competent and worthy of respect. It's ridiculous the way that people in the UK treat him simoky because their royals have so heavily propagandized against the commonwealth era.

Instead of cutting off his corpse's head, Charles II should have been on his knees thanking God that he inherited a country from Cromwell rather than his dipshit of a father. England was in way better shape than Charles I was capable of creating.
Anonymous No.17995932 [Report] >>17996599
>>17995894
tbf a lot of anti-Cromwell propaganda comes from wretched Hibernians.
Theres a statue of Cromwell at Westminister.
Anonymous No.17996179 [Report]
>>17995607
Facts
Anonymous No.17996212 [Report]
>>17990976
Go back
Anonymous No.17996214 [Report]
>>17990559 (OP)
Never liked him, killed my great ancestor Charles. No thanks.
Anonymous No.17996219 [Report]
>>17990559 (OP)
>hooknose tries to fit in
he was the shabboest goy
that makes him cringe, not based
Anonymous No.17996595 [Report]
>>17995607
If you kill yourself you'll be based too so go and do it.
Anonymous No.17996599 [Report]
>>17995932
>wretched

You seem queer as fuck. Probably a tranny.
Anonymous No.17996690 [Report]
>>17993074
Low effort deflection tactics. Only confirms the validity of the original statement. Cromwell was a Jew Boi Pussy. Nothing more.
Anonymous No.17996738 [Report] >>17996899
>>17995894
>muh commonwealth era
Cromwell was cool but lets not pretend the Commonwealth was some gigabased amazing era for England. It was a shitshow from start to finish which was literally held together by Cromwell himself as a military leader. Did they even pass a single piece of legislation in their short existence?

In reality Cromwell killed a tyrant, became one, died, his retard son lost the run of it and back came the monarchy.
Anonymous No.17996899 [Report]
>>17996738
COPE
Cromwell's reign saw britain's greatest expansion of colonial empire. His actions led to the golden age of piracy with men who rivalled francis drake like henry morgan serving under cromwell's western plan
See>>17991359