Thread 18008356

Do Christians stop to think that they believe in a literal comic book character? A magical jew who could fly, heal, resurrect himself and dead people, teleport, modify the matter, controll storms, read minds... have you ever stopped to think about this? That you believe in a literal x-man? A fucking galilean saiyan?

>>18008356 (OP)
You dare compare our lord to the weak fictions of men? Your X-men are pale shadows, a demonic mockery of true power. Christ is the living god who spoke creation into being. He conquered hell and death itself, something your mutants could never fathom.

This isn't a fucking game. Your blasphemy marks you for eternal fire. Repent, turn from your worthless pop culture idols, and bow before the king of kings before it's too late. He is returning, not in a comic, but in glory to judge the living and the dead.

Get on your knees and pray to the lord!

>>18008382
AI shlop the laser is behind the shield

>>18008390
Why is Jesus using cap's shield anyway? :D

>>18008356 (OP)
No

I can see a man having some sort of spiritual powers, what is more troubling is they think the creator of the universe can be contained in the form of a man. Muslims rightly condemn this as idolatry. God or Allah or YHWH or whatever is outside space and time if he exists, it would be absurd for the great creator to be contained in a human body.

But I don't subscribe to either Islam nor Christianity nor atheism so I don't really care.

>>18008807
Good point

And the jew didnt fly either

>>18008356 (OP)
Christianity is capeshit for peasants

>>18008356 (OP)
Imagine shitting this board with your cringe shit about Christianity everyday
What a fucking loser

Take it as spiritually instructive, rather than historical fact.

>>18008356 (OP)
>Do Christians stop to think
No. They have lower IQs.

>>18008356 (OP)
>Jesus literally could turn SSJ5 and vaporize all the Romans in an instant but choose not to out of love for us
OUR SAVIOUR

>>18010850
No he couldn't, according to your beliefs he had to die as a criminal heretic so you could be forgiven by God aka him. It totally makes sense guys. Penal substitution happens all the time.