Thread 18063601

>be god
>do crazy stuff
>talking animals and objects
>actual magic and miracles
>shoot fireballs
>make cake fall down
>run around killing babies
>drowning people in blood
>invent giant evil fish
>breathe fire and kill people
>always up to something big
>constantly in everyone's life >suddenly stop doing everything
>never do anything again for all of human history
>"A-actually that conspiracy/random event was god!"
>"I-it was all figure of speech!"
>"I saw a face in the toast!"
>"Have faith! Any day now he will do something!"

What happened?

>>18063601 (OP)
>What happened?
You chose a life of homosexuality.

>>18063609
It's not about morality, he just did incredible things and then stopped and never did them again for all of history. Why?

>>18063605
So if I fuck some broad he will so stuff again? Well, if it's gods plan I will do my duty.

>if I mock God then I magically won't have to suffer an eternity of misery in hellfire
You're in for quite the shock, rat. Keep it up. I want that furnace white hot when it receives you. Tick tock.

>>18063601 (OP)
shit, idk, you really don't count AIDS as a modern miracle?

>>18063646
It's not about mocking. It's about why doesn't he do anything anymore. Think back to the industrial age. How many miracles the likes of the scripture happened? What made him stop?