Thread 18064079

#ZUTTED

>>18064079 (OP)
Pajeets Bust Upon Him

>>18064079 (OP)
I love hadithjaks

>>18064079 (OP)
>yabukchud
lol

>>18064271
What's wrong with the explanation exactly? We all had to draw this in middle school biology, no?

>>18064309
Why would black skin genes just jump into your genepool out of the blue? Any ideas?

>>18064309
Did one of those peas have a black ancestor too?

Mohammed and his gay lovers (Muslims) will quite literally and figuratively never recover from this revelation.

Zuttt

>>18064079 (OP)
Zutt alors. Incroyable!

https://youtu.be/GrfRuo0e2CI?si=O65LGzo92RN2os8k

>>18065042
wtf kek

>>18064271
>>18065042
It's like they were just pulling shit out of their ass to see how far they could take it for people to buy it

>>18064531
>>18064537
Someone's great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger and she had a half-nigger kid.

>>18064079 (OP)
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>>18065470
wrong pic kek

>>18064271

"Bruh, you got cucked by your nigger slave, Bruh. LOL!" -Moe


Actually kinda based, ngl,

GREAT HOPPING HADITHS! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO WATCH FROM BEHIND THIS LINE AS THE ZVTTS RUN A TRAIN ON THE PROPHET (pbuh) AND RUIN HIS SEMETIC BUSSY? AND THEY'LL COVER HIS ROBE WITH SEMEN STAINS SO HE HAS TO WALK AROUND WITH A CONSTANT REMINDER OF HIM BEING ZVTTED? WHAT'S THAT, I HAVE TO DOCUMENT THE WHOLE THING SO PEOPLE HUNDREDS OF YEARS FROM NOW WILL KNOW HOW HE GOT ZUTTED AND MADE INTO A LAUGHING STOCK WHILE I JUST SAT AND WATCHED? WELL, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD AND INTO HIS BUSSY YABBA DABBA DOOO AHAMDULLIAHADOOOOO

>>18064079 (OP)
The pic that saved /his/
>>18066112
Based pasta despite its latinx origins (I assume all dragon balls memes come from latinx america)

>>18066121
It's from /a/ originally so yeah, probably Mexicans made it lol

>>18064103
FPBP

Surprised nobody else got the joke yet

>>18064309
>If an Arab and an Arab, both with light skin and no known African ancestors produce a child that is black, clearly this is just genetic atavism

Listen, it’s possibly that if one of the parents of the child had a distant black ancestor that they had absolutely no knowledge of somehow, that this CAN happen. It’s called genetic atavism as I mentioned before. There’s the famous case of Sandra Laing, a woman born to two “white” parents in Apartheid South Africa. Both her parents appeared fully Northern European but a few Afrikaners did mix with blacks hundreds of years ago and it resulted in her coming out looking black.

However, to ASSUME that a black child born to two non-black parents in 7th Century Arabia is more likely than adultery is absurd. Why would you ASSUME it was a case of atavism from extensive racial mixing when there was no such widespread occurrence and its much more likely that the wife had cheated?

>>18064103
>>18064220
>>18064271
>>18064851
>>18065022
>>18065042
>>18065123
>>18066112
>>18066121
ZAMN

>>18064079 (OP)
SEEEEEEEEE
MY
BUTT
SEE MY BUTT
IT'S FILLED WITH BIG ZUTT NUTTS

Muslims have been awfully quiet since this dropped. I can only assume that much like Mohammed's prostate, their faith has been shaken to the very core.

>>18067027
>I can only assume that much like Mohammed's prostate, their faith has been shaken to the very core.

So now that the dust has settled and Islam is over thanks to the Zutt meme, it's time for Arabic countries to secularize.
Their women will in particular be glad to gain freedom from those Islamic garbage bag wrappings, and now they'll be free to walk around showing cleavage.

>>18064079 (OP)
Regardless of the """oral interpretation""" of this passage, the notion of getting butt-railed by large, black, male "Jinns" ;) was a well-known concept that the readers would've been familiar with.

Whether Moe was the top, or the bottom is irrelevant. The fact remains that there was lots and lots of semitic butt-sex going on, and that's beyond gross enough.

Quibbling over relative positions in a semitic butt-orgy is like saying you have "lefthanded AIDS" instead of "righthanded AIDS", either way......you have still have AIDS.

zvtts bvll "riding" muhammad

>>18067637
ZAMN

I LIKE BIG ZUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

>>18067641
tfw you're riding the prophet (pbuh)

>>18068337
(zbuh) zutts bustin' upon him lmaooo

>>18065433
>great-great-great-great grandmother
>half
oy vey that's not how genetics works moshi

You're laughing, the prophet got ZUTTED RAW, and you're laughing...do you think this is funny?

>>18066772
>It’s called genetic atavism as I mentioned before. There’s the famous case of Sandra Laing, a woman born to two “white” parents in Apartheid South Africa. Both her parents appeared fully Northern European but a few Afrikaners did mix with blacks hundreds of years ago and it resulted in her coming out looking black.
You do realize the most reasonable explanation is the dad got cucked, right?