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How different would laws and regulations be if witches and wizards (the kind that fly on brooms, cast spells, make potions, etc.) were real and too commonplace place to hide themselves?
Anonymous No.18066427 [Report]
>>18066421 (OP)
They would the same since we'd just kill all the witches unless they killed us all first.
Anonymous No.18066506 [Report] >>18069058
>>18066421 (OP)
Varies wildly depending on just what spells they can cast. For example, if wizards can just spawn money, currency never becomes a thing and people just trade goods with eachother. The entire world economy becomes severely neutered
If they can cast curses upon lands, larges patches of earth become uninhabitable due to the countless wars in human history making witches/wizards cast curses to the opposing armies territory

To keep it brief, wizard/witches can really fuck shit up depending on what exactly they can do
Anonymous No.18066575 [Report]
>>18066421 (OP)

Depends.
-If we've had them forever then we'd have probably been stuck in the bronze-age for *EVEN LONGER*, given the inherit technologically stifling qualities of magical-people (and the anti-tech things they'd need to do to retain or continue producing magic-people like erecting large stones, growing big trees, preserving ?dragon populations?). Assuming we made it to modern times I would still expect these bronze-age imperial style cults to still exist as castes and important "living cultural artifacts", like how Japan still has their royal family. I also don't think anything resembling vague, faith-based, monotheistic religions, would have formed.

-If this is something that's *just happening right now* I think there'd be some amount of hysteria/societal anxiety as people try to rationalize or figure out how people get magic, how it works, etc.. Magical institutions, would need to be founded, the field of paranormal studies would have to be dramatically expanded and funded in order to study these people and any potential influence they have on ecology, physics, etc..
I don't think magical people would be "locked up and dissected" (in 1st world countries at least), but I do think they'd be people of interest strongly pressured into attending institutions and medical facilities to work out the mechanics.

DESU, either way I think it would be a lot like how Hinduism is in India. By that I mean constant filthy superstitious chaos. Information is too readily available nowadays, nobody can keep a secret. People would quickly figure out magic and you'd have millions of people rattling beads, performing bizarre rituals, erecting shrines and temples everywhere, there'd be a never-ending supply of unsuccessful magicians and two-bit sorcerers begging on the streets.
Anonymous No.18066611 [Report] >>18066877 >>18067712
>>18066421 (OP)
This is the dumbest fuckin' question I've ever seen.

They wouldn't be different at all, you absolute brainlet. The second some wizard tries to avada kedavra a guy, he'd get domed by a .50 cal from a mile away. All your magic bullshit is useless against a drone strike. The government would just create a new branch of the ATF to regulate wands and mandate tracking charms on every broom.

> bUt ThEy CoUlD jUsT mInD cOnTrOl EvErYoNe
stfu, they can't even hide from a bunch of teenagers with iPhones. It would just be another minority group for the feds to oppress.
Anonymous No.18066752 [Report]
>>18066421 (OP)
What would realistically happen is that wizards and witches would take power because they'd be too powerful for anyone to defeat.
Then they'd create harems by turning people into their personal fucktoys via mind control.
And that's that.
Anonymous No.18066757 [Report] >>18067703
>>18066421 (OP)
Witches do exist. They're called Jews and have taken over the world with their kabbalah sex magic.
Anonymous No.18066870 [Report]
>>18066421 (OP)
>mfw the FAA needs an entire section of Title 14 CFR dedicated to keeping wizardniggers from:
>getting sucked into the air intake of a TWA Boeing 747 and turned into red mist
>flying into power lines
>getting shot down by MIM-14 Nike Hercules SAM batteries after they strayed into NATO military airspace and the radars labeled them as incoming Soviet MiG-21s
Anonymous No.18066873 [Report] >>18069768
>>18066421 (OP)
Anonymous No.18066877 [Report]
>>18066611
>They wouldn't be different at all, you absolute brainlet. The second some wizard tries to avada kedavra a guy, he'd get domed by a .50 cal from a mile away. All your magic bullshit is useless against a drone strike. The government would just create a new branch of the ATF to regulate wands and mandate tracking charms on every broom.
>It would just be another minority group for the feds to oppress.

Fucking BASED

Kill wizardniggers with

>stand-off weapons (air-launched cruise missiles, nuclear bombs with guidance kits, etc.)
>indirect fire (artillery, mortars, etc.)
>precision-guided munitions
>drones
>airstrikes
>helicopter gunships
>sniper rifles from a concealed position
>poison gas
>radiological weapons
>augmentations
>Order 66

Strike the fear of God (the Jewish/Christian/Muslim one that has no tolerance for witchcraft and other such heathen blasphemies) into them. Make them feel utterly powerless knowing that their dumb magic tricks aren't going to save them or their friends from having their foxholes obliterated by an M777 battery firing GPS-guided Excaliburs called in by drones that are constantly lurking the skies, watching them, all day, every day. TWD.

Consider this a moderate proposal.
Anonymous No.18067703 [Report]
>>18066757
>kabbalah sex magic.

It's called having big tits you stupid goy
Anonymous No.18067710 [Report]
>>18066421 (OP)
It would go in to some order of
>supress witches and wizards
>suppress groups associated with magic or have very miniscule but statistically visible rates of magic
>bring witches and wizards into the government fold before persecuting them as potential turncoats or God forbid asking for something in return.
Before looping back over.
Anonymous No.18067712 [Report]
>>18066611
>The second some wizard tries to avada kedavra a guy, he'd get domed by a .50 cal from a mile away.
Doesn't mean people won't frame them as threat or constantly try to. Have you completely forgot the last 100 years?
Anonymous No.18068236 [Report]
>>18066421 (OP)

Why is Kiki so fat?
Anonymous No.18068258 [Report]
>>18066421 (OP)
That depends on the magical folk in question. Low fantasy ones? Their magic is a minor nuisance at best in the face of modern weaponry (except some spells that only a very select few can use). High fantasy ones? They're the ones making the rules at that point
Anonymous No.18068721 [Report] >>18068998
>>18066421 (OP)
Witch mistaken for an "enemy jet fighter", shot down over the Donbass.
Anonymous No.18068998 [Report]
>>18068721

Based zigger air defense malfunctioning again
Anonymous No.18069058 [Report] >>18069773
>>18066506
Bro you can literally just throw some salt and nothing will grow.
Anonymous No.18069768 [Report]
>>18066873

What did Hayeo mean by this?
Anonymous No.18069773 [Report]
>>18069058
Based and Cato-pilled
Anonymous No.18069775 [Report] >>18070202
>>18066421 (OP)
Considering that child sacrifice and witchcraft are permitted across the West, I'd say not at all.
Anonymous No.18069777 [Report]
>>18066421 (OP)
Witches and wizards are real but magic is not real, they commune with demons
Anonymous No.18070202 [Report] >>18070211
>>18069775
Anonymous No.18070211 [Report] >>18070240
>>18070202
What?
Anonymous No.18070240 [Report]
>>18070211
TDS. It's everywhere these days. I wouldn't be surprised if the dems tried to start another crusade just to fuck shit up in the middle east.