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True, true. The farmers were actually violent underdeveloped savagesβthe spiritual equivalent of Middle Eastern terrorists on a short fuse, ready to blow up at any given moment. Then the noble Indo-Europeans came to Western Europe with their cattle hoping to peacefully coincide with agriculturalists who made no use of the grassy pastures away from rivers.
At first, interactions were peaceful and the outlook was optimistic. The Indo-Europeans would trade meat and milk while the farmers traded grain, eggs, and pottery, but strife was inevitable. The ne'er-do-well farmers were quick to hold grudges. A couple cows would wander off and graze on the farmers' crops. Princip must have had a past life as a cow, because that's all it took to set off Europe's Bronze Age war. Innocent shepherd boys were mercilessly slaughtered in bouts of mindless monkey rage. They shouldn't have done that. The honorable *koryos took swift action. Like cowboys they mounted their horses and raided the flea ridden-mudhut villages at night. All the farmers were rounded up and bound with bronze chains. Any who tried to flee were caught by lassos.
The farmers were put on trial with a jury of their peers. The sentence was exile.
>You are hereby banished to the south.
There was one problem though. The women refused to leave.
>Please let us stay with you. We're tired of living in filth and dying of COVID because of malnutrition. This disgusting bread and porridge is making our teeth fall out. We wish we could have steak.
Since they had taken no part in the atrocities their request was granted. Each Indo-European man soon had 6 concubines, and that's how Europe was born.