Thread 18073377

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Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:21:48 PM No.18073377 >>18074197 >>18074267 >>18074373 >>18074378

Calvanism DEBOONKED

Calvanism is silly

If God predestines man to hell

Man in hell is doing the will of God

If Man is doing the will of God, God loves man.

If God loves man, man go heaven. QED

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:23:24 PM No.18073383 >>18074378

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>Calvanism

Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:27:30 PM No.18073401 >>18074274 >>18074378

Well shit, I guess calvanism is retarded. What are my next moves?

Anonymous 10/15/2025, 12:31:38 AM No.18074197 >>18074378 >>18074421

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>>18073377 (OP)
>my misrepresentation of Calvanism is nonsense therefore I win

Anonymous 10/15/2025, 1:08:07 AM No.18074267 >>18074378

>>18073377 (OP)
>Man in hell is doing the will of God
>If Man is doing the will of God, God loves man.
>Man
>do
Man can't do anything according to Calvinism

Anonymous 10/15/2025, 1:11:21 AM No.18074274 >>18074319 >>18074378

>>18073401
>Well shit, I guess calvanism is retarded.
Well yes this has been obviously basically since it was invented.

Anonymous 10/15/2025, 1:44:59 AM No.18074319 >>18074378

>>18074274
You were predestined to say that

Anonymous 10/15/2025, 2:07:19 AM No.18074360 >>18074378

Ok just converted to reformed Anglicanism my archbishop is kinda fire

Anonymous 10/15/2025, 2:22:55 AM No.18074373

>>18073377 (OP)
The selling of indulgences must have been really corrupt and infuriating to have provoked such an extreme and fanatical reaction for people to say "you can't buy your way into heaven, because NOTHING you do matters. Not works, not faith, not anything other than God who has already decided."

Anonymous 10/15/2025, 2:23:49 AM No.18074378 >>18074389

>>18073377 (OP)
>>18073383
>>18073401
>>18074197
>>18074267
>>18074274
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>>18074360
How many of you have read the Canons of Dort?

Anonymous 10/15/2025, 2:27:15 AM No.18074389 >>18074397

>>18074378
Hi I'm the calvanism is retarded now so I'm an reformed Anglican guy. I have not read that, or much really. I'm just trying to figure out the best religion for a english American like me. Thinking about going eastern orthodox at this point.

Anonymous 10/15/2025, 2:30:18 AM No.18074397

>>18074389
I'm sorry that was rage bait and it's weighing too much on my conscious.

Anonymous 10/15/2025, 2:38:33 AM No.18074421

>>18074197
You always say this and then not present the apparently perfect explanation you totally have right there on the tip of your tongue.

Anonymous 10/15/2025, 2:42:06 AM No.18074431

Op here the thread was ragebait and it targets Lutheranism more than calvanism but the total lack of response is quite funny.