Thread 18081079

Can we get an authenticity check for the lizard slaughter hadith?

>>18081079 (OP)
How many good deeds do you need to enter paradise? Does your final score determine how many sex slaves you get? How many points to get eternally youthful shota slaves?

>>18081079 (OP)
Based Lizards.

>>18081079 (OP)
I’m beginning to feel like Muslims are illogical assholes.

>>18081079 (OP)
From what I understand Muhammad got this Ibrahim/Abraham fire story from some jewish story from the talmud or some other jewish scripture. It is a result out of a mistranslation of the city Ur. Some rabbis confused Ur with the word nur (fire).

>>18081335
All religions that claim salvation is by works inevitably cheapen the concept of "good works" to such a degree that they lose all meaning.

>>18081335
Islam is a joke religion and the quran is a joke book. I'm an agnostic but I think christianity and judaism make more sense even mormonism makes more sense and they are a lot more logically consistent.

>>18081350
>Mormonism is more logically consistent than Islam
Don't kid yourself
>Guys listen up, it's me, the Mormon Prophet, God gave me an UNCHANGING COVENANT!
>You have to have at least three wives to enter the Celestial Kingdom
>This is NEVER going to change. God told me so
time passes...
>Whats up guys it's me the Mormon prophet and yeah actually God changed his mind you only need one wife to enter the Celestial Kingdom

>>18081079 (OP)
This is like some shit from an RPG. I wonder if you can farm for good deeds like this.

>>18081368
>hey guys Im looking for the best good deed farm
>youre stupid, just pay for indulgences to boost like the rest of us

works-salvationists are deranged

TOTAL LIZARD DEATH!

>>18081081
>How many good deeds do you need to enter paradise?
7,000,000 points.

>Does your final score determine how many sex slaves you get?
Yes. You get a hūrī every 100,000 points.

>How many points to get eternally youthful shota slaves?
For some strange reason ġilmān are more valuable than hūrīs so you get one every 1,000,000 points.

>>18081079 (OP)
How does a lizard help start a fire?

>>18081420
If a stone can do this, why can't a lizard help start a fire?

Reminder that the quran stole a gnostic writing where child Jesus created clay birds and gave them life. The irony being that the meaning clay bird story is to portray Jesus as God who creates life while the quran denies Jesus being God. Even the idea that Jesus wasn't crucified is stolen from a gnostic writing called the 2nd Treatise of the Great Seth. It also thinks that Pharaoh was the name of the Egyptian Pharaoh during Moses time. It names the vizier of pharaoh as Haman (borrowed from the book of Esther) and his wife Asiya but not him but it implies that Pharaoh is his actual name. It also borrows the story of the tower of babel for its Moses/Pharaoh narrative:

>And Pharaoh said, “O Haman, construct for me a tower that I might reach the ways – The ways into the heavens – so that I may look at the deity of Moses; but indeed, I think he is a liar” (40:36-37).

>>18081452
So Moshe never had a scrotal hernia at all. He just didn't want to be around a bunch of wet, dirty, ugly, naked Jews. Can you blame him?

>>18081079 (OP)
Why do Abrahamic religions hate reptiles so much?

>>18081737
Because of the snake in the garden of Eden but they don't know they're worshipping its father the dragon Yahweh.
https://youtu.be/42CaP0wy5JU?si=YnmMNo_MpTan-svi&t=404

>>18081836
Does Islam even believe in the Fall of Man like Christianity does

>>18081079 (OP)
This is taken directly from Zoroastrianism which has the same doctrine.

>>18082276
Dunno they could be any sort of problems, from stealing your eggs to eating your cheese

>>18082249
Of course and like Christians sin freely because Jebus died for their sins islamists have Allah allowing them to sin freely. A Muslim who has killed, tortured and raped in the name of Allah(usual muzzie stuff not sins) will enter paradise than a non-Muslim Jew, Christian, Atheist, Pagan who naval gazed his entire life in a cave and never did anything evil.

>>18082276
In Zoroastrianism that's because certain animals are creations of the evil deity Ahriman (like parasites) and therefore it is just to kill them, while dogs and especially otters (water dogs, WTF, Zoroastrians understood clades thousands of years before taxonomy) are holy creations of Ahura Mazda. Not sure what the broader Islamic justification for killing lizards is.

>>18082365
>just to kill them, while dogs and especially otters (water dogs, WTF, Zoroastrians understood clades thousands of years before taxonomy
According to islamic apologists that would mean that Zarathustra was a prophet of God because how else would he know that?
That means Ahura Mazda is true, Ahriman is true and islam is false because it contradicts zoroastriansim. Wait a minute!

>>18081368
>mass breed lizards
>kill half of them in one strike
>wait for their population to regrow
>repeat
Mashallah, we are all going to Jannah

>>18082365
>Zoroastrians understood clades thousands of years before taxonomy
??
Otters are mustelids not canids. Hell, they're more closely related to bears or seals than to dogs.

>>18082481
They're both Caniforms. And it was a joke, I was poking fun at people who try to read modern scientific knowledge back into religious texts.

>>18081452
What is the moral lesson in this story?

Lil moe moe sucked nigger totem pole down to the balls

>>18082365
Zoroastrians hated reptiles and amphibians because they associated them with stagnant water and diseases and poison and shit like that, Muhammad probably had something similar in mind

>>18082771
>Reptiles, amphibians, and certain insects were categorized as “khrafstra” (Avestan: xrafstra) — noxious creatures created by Ahriman to spoil the good creation of Ahura Mazda.
They were thought to infest stagnant water, decay, and darkness, all symbols of disorder and impurity.
Persians before Islam: Only zagros mountain running water is pure not river water with all its amphibious creatures.
Persians after Islam: Water doesn't get dirty, you can use stagnant dead water.

>>18082802
What a bunch of retards. Lizards are based, dune coons are stupid

>>18082931
They did like beavers, hedgehogs, and dogs though. Based for me