Thread 18090246

>the Bible is wrong because... uh...
>IT JUST IS, OK!

>>18090246 (OP)
OP supports child marriage

Enjoy burning in atheist hell, christard.

>>18090246 (OP)
>the Bible is wrong because... uh...
>IT JUST IS, OK!

>>18090248
>shellfish polyester

>>18090272
Fuck, that's badass. Compare it to the average tradlarper, what a difference...
It's clear that tradlarping is reddit and atheism is board culture.

>>18090305
>seconds before this post was made

>>18090278
>hehe I can disprove this argument by writing down a simplified parody with bad grammar
Cargo cult philosophy.

>>18090311
Lmao you're literally just an early 2010s atheist who swapped his fedora for a mitre.

>>18090316
>mitre
I don't know what that is, I measure distance in inches, feet, yards, and miles

>>18090326
>christslop enjoyer is an esl who doesn't know what a mitre is
Makes sense.

>>18090343
>edgy atheist doesn't know what a joke is
Must be autism.

it's disproved by its own internal logic and contradictions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3g6mXLEKk

>>18090379
Yes it isn't

Matthew 16:28 “Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.”

>>18090246 (OP)
the bible is jewish because... uh...
IT JUST IS, OK!

>>18090246 (OP)
>>18090272
>>18090278
>be archaeologist
>dig around Sinai for decades
>find literally zero evidence of millions of Israelites wandering for 40 years
>Exodus not even once
>read about Jericho walls falling from trumpet blast
>actually check Jericho
>city was already destroyed centuries before Joshua would’ve arrived
>bible cope intensifies
>open Bible
>David and Solomon had giga-kingdom with gold, palaces, empire vibes
>check archaeological record
>barely find a few huts and broken pottery
>“unified monarchy” my ass
>see Philistines mentioned in Abraham’s time
>they didn’t even exist yet
>bible.exe has stopped working
>global flood with Noah and zoo boat
>geology and archaeology: “nah bro, never happened”
>no flood layers, no mass extinction, no ark debris
>boat story just vibes
>look up ancient records from Egypt, Assyria, Babylon
>expect epic Bible battles and plagues
>records: “who?”
>Bible getting ghosted by history
>dig in Canaan
>expect foreign Israelite invaders
>instead find Canaanites slowly evolving into Israelites
>“conquest of Canaan” was just a rebrand
>analyze Hebrew texts
>turns out most were written centuries after events they describe
>tfw your holy book is historical fanfic

what now? "we just haven't dug deep enough"? Bible bros are always updating the cope.exe :)

>>18090514
This, also the time Yahweh got BTFO by iron chariots. I believe in god but modern archeology has disproven much of the Old Testament

>>18090246 (OP)
>and so Jonah prayed in the belly of the giant fish for 3 days

>>18090278
All good arguments by the way.

Nothing says the bible is right

>>18090514
>shellfish polyester
making arguments from archaeology is basically an appeal to im monkey

>>18090246 (OP)
Maximalists are retarded. The model of an entire book by multiple authors being right or wrong is stupid. Go claim by claim.

>>18090948
>if i can concern troll *bible verse* one at a time eventually i can justify gay sex

>>18090948
The problem with that is that Christian’s believe that every word in the Bible is inspired by a perfect god. There can’t be any mistakes in it. It’s fine as a historical book though

>>18090983
>ermm are you sure about this 1 bible verse. God isn't real and this is why I can have gay sex.

>>18091012
Back to sharty you go nigger

>>18090954
Gay anal sex is a core christian value.

>>18090540
Through God all things are possible

>>18091305
>and then the all powerful creator of the universe saw there were no figs on the fig tree and got mad and cast a spell on the fig tree

>>18091325
Yes. Because that is possible though God
Mad?

>>18091388
>and then Noah got absolutely shitfaced on wine and fell asleep with his pants off and his son went to check in on him and Noah was so furious he cast a spell on his son for seeing his penis
This is what you believe with your whole heart.

Isn't god about beeing lovely, not discriminating everyone that doesn't think your way, brother¿?
I don't believe and I don't start insulting believers bruh

>>18091421
it's important to remember that non-catholics don't believe in God at all. Don't mistake this protestant nonsense for christianity.

>>18090246 (OP)
The real question is what makes the Bible more valid than the Quran or Talmud

>>18091442
1. The Talmud doesn't claim infalliability
2. The Bible and Quran have contradictions, and so the law of non-contradiction leads us to conclude one of these texts must be false. a main disagreement would be around the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

>>18090246 (OP)
>>18090272
>>18090311
>my opponent is le cringe!
wow great fucking argument
remember when christcucks wanted to ban all videogames and media?

>>18091484
Remember when they helped import millions of hostile head chopping Muslims and Africans into Europe? Oh wait they’re still doing that.

>>18091454
If the source for it being an infallible text is found in the text itself, then how can you be sure its actually infallible?
Monotheism is logically sound and has been found almost everywhere in the world so what is it then that makes this particular brand more optimal than the others?

>>18091484
they still want to, their followers either just ignore it because it means they have to admit they helped people who despise them, or pretend its le based despite the fact it would also screw them over

>>18091442
More valid than your heckin womanhood, chudette

>>18090246 (OP)
>IT'S TRUE BECAUSE MY SKY DADDY SAID SO!

>>18090246 (OP)
Woah..

>>18092116
>dis lil nigga didn't read Revelation
Just like 90% of Christians!

>>18090246 (OP)
>The Bible is right because.. uhh...
>IT JUST IS OKAY?!

>>18092601
>Cherry pick cherry pick
yep yep yep

>>18091551
Well I would say, to some degree biasedly, that both reason and faith conclude that Jesus Christ is God. Reason mostly based on the historicity of the resurrection, and the soundness of scholastic theology, and faith I suppose mostly due to person experiences which would indicate the divine.

>>18092616
I recall an account specifically when I was a secular teenager, growing up in Washington where God has been dead for a long time. I spoke to a friend of mine and said "I am going to read the bible, but not because I believe in God, or anything like that, but because I think that the book has ancient wisdom that would be interesting to learn about." At this moment in my life, I truly had never known anything about the divine whatsoever, growing up in a secular society and household. I went to my highschool library and checked out a random bible, I returned to my class and opened to page 1, Genesis 1 and began to read about the spirit of God hovering over the world during creation. At this moment I felt a euphoric experience, and in my heart I had an intense knowledge that this was the presence of God and a sudden redirection in my life, which lasted for a few weeks.

>>18090246 (OP)
The Bible is wrong and Jesus probably believed in agnosticism.

I came to a similar conclusion except I think the monad had more of a blame then agnostics seem to think.

I think the monad and his followers (which were just made up of the highest IQ people of the tribes) bred humans to be more androgynous just so they could get hotter females.

The demiurge was just a high IQ self aware androgynous accident. He's basically the father of Native Americans and the creator of white, indians, Asians, and semitic peoples.

>>18093401
Gnosticism*

As to what happened to "monad"...

Who knows, my theory is he simply followed the pussy and stayed with Native Americans. He's somewhere in the Americas.

>>18092625
There are no christians in Washington?

>>18094816
Washington is probably one of the most secular places on earth. People here are communist, pagan, far-left maybe liberal. The Christians tend to live in the rural areas and you don't really interact with them. I've met them later in life but growing up I genuinely did not know any christians besides the son of an orthodox priest (I did not have any idea what orthodox was)

>>18090272
This guy seems fun to be around. Christkike larpers are just obnoxious faggots with a stick up their ass.