Yes, the earth is 6000 years old.
Yes, Adam and Eve were real people.
Yes, Eden was a real place.
Yes, snakes can talk.
Yes, Noah existed.
Yes, the Flood happened.
Yes, the Tower of Babel existed.
Yes, I believe all of these things and I think you're a retard if you don't.
The fuck you're gonna do about it, bitch?
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 6:48:16 AM
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>>18126799 (OP)
You are entitled to belive fairy tales
Regarless
3/10 very weak
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 7:07:36 AM
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>>18126894
>omniscient
>doesn't know his Adam and Eve were deceived by a snake he must have created
>first fails to find them in the garden and begs them to come out
>then asks them what happened
>then the benevolent god curses their entire bloodlines forevermore for the sin of being tricked by a snake he put in a garden with them
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 7:42:40 AM
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>>18126835
don't forget that he also curses the snake
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 7:43:27 AM
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>>18126799 (OP)
Get a snake to call you a faggot
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 7:46:26 AM
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>>18126799 (OP)
I don't think even the original authors of genesis intended the parts before the call of Abraham to be taken as true.
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 8:05:14 AM
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>>18126799 (OP)
>The fuck you're gonna do about it
Laugh at the pathetic got who thinks he'll become a real jew if he believes hard enough.
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 8:07:55 AM
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>>18126936
Its all good as long as you dont reproduce.
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 8:08:45 AM
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>>18127042
>>18126933
I have a girlfriend and I do plan to have children.
Get fucked.
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 9:15:38 AM
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>>18127042
So? What do you think I am, a p*pist? I don't need some old pedophile in a fancy robe to tell me when my marriage is valid or not.
Anonymous
11/2/2025, 11:50:48 AM
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>>18126799 (OP)
The flood happened, in the Epic of Gilgamesh. Written sometime before Genesis
