Thread 18127874

She was so fucking hot man

>>18127874 (OP)
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>>18127874 (OP)
OP has a taste for BBWs, it seems. People used to (any maybe still do) joke that Queen Victoria was wider than she was tall.
And even in her time people thought she was mid, she was supposedly obsessed with Prince Albert because he was so much more handsome than she was beautiful.

>>18128133
>HMMPH!

>>18128133
https://youtu.be/V_iPFHi1SWE?t=28

>>18127874 (OP)
She was also on the right side of history

>>18127874 (OP)
Hoooorrrryyyyy shieeeeeeeet

>>18128133
Brits literally let themselves be ruled by an inbred oompa loompa. And even worse, it was a fucking WOMAN! At least the Hapsburg retard emperors were men.

>>18130131
Name ten bad things Queen Victoria did, Hans.

>>18130131
>inbred
Reddit slur

>>18130134
SWEEEEEEEEEEEET HOME ALABAMA
never post the break down of whose doing the inbreeding though.. that would be racist.

>>18130132
Be short
Be fat
Marry her cousin
Try to rule as a woman

That's only 4 but more than enough for me
>>18130134
Monarcucks are ridiculous people. By Victoria's time you guys were literally allowing the equivalent of Pakistani cousin fuckers to influence world events.

>>18127928
>oh, you find a woman attractive? well don't you know women become ugly when they get older? isn't that a bit HYPOCRITICAL on your part, HUH

>>18130145
>Pakistani cousin fuckers
And there we go, the Victoria hater is Indian.
Sorry Slumjeet, you WILL be ruled by a white woman and this WILL destroy your masculinity and racial self-confidence

>>18130145
poo

>>18127928
Ladies and gentlemen i present to you...Empress of India

>>18128133
I can't believe this is real

>>18128133
Cute
>>18130274
People in general were shorter back then

>>18130279
I'm pretty sure 4'11 was still pretty short even for a woman in the 1800s

>>18130261
cute

>>18130285
My mom is 4'11

>>18130307
and you're probably SEAsian or a jeet.
Vicky was royalty who clearly didn't have any nutritional deficiencies stunting her growth, her stature was obviously an anomaly.

>>18130311
Nope. English/Scot/Irish/German. Or as I like to put it, American Ubermensch

>>18130318
Mad, for no reason.

>>18130307
How tall are you?

>>18130261
Need a queen gf so bad bros

>>18127874 (OP)
Kek, this is her at 25.

>>18130307
she is in good company

154cm (5′): Artoria Pendragon, Artoria Pendragon (Alter), Artoria Pendragon (Lily), Elizabeth Báthory, Artoria Pendragon (Santa Alter), Mordred, Mysterious Heroine X, Medb, Artoria Pendragon (Archer), Morded (Rider), Elizabeth Báthory (Brave), Mysterious Heroine X (Alter), Artoria Pendragon (Rider Alter), Mochizuki Chiyome, Medb (Saber), Mysterious Heroine XX, Gray
152cm (4′11″): Oda Nobunaga, Oda Nobunaga (Berserker), Abigail Williams
151cm (4′11″): Alexander
150cm (4′11″): Nero Claudius, Nero Claudius (Bride), Nero Claudius (Caster)
149cm (4′10″): Medea (Lily), Sima Yi

>>18130377
That photo was taken in 1860, she was 41 then

>>18130381
Yeah my bad uploaded the wrong one.
Still a 3/10

>>18130387
Cute chubby cheeks

She has a very North Balkan morphology (I'm avoiding the word phenotype), Alpinid + Dinarid.

Looks very Slovenian. Many lookalikes in my country. This is odd.

>>18130328
5'10"

>>18130408
>Looks very Slovenian. Many lookalikes in my country
She was genetically German (Hanover dynasty), and Slovenes have some Germanic admixture

>>18130418
Damn that's crazy. I guess my mom's 5'3 and I'm 6'2 so I guess it's possible

>>18130442
Genetics and stuff are fun.

>>18130131
>At least the Hapsburg retard emperors were men.
Don't look up Maria Theresa.
Another joke like Victoria.

Why do successful women make incels seethe?

>>18131109
You will never be a woman.

Pajeets think she was Hitler/Genghis Khan/Pol Pot all rolled into one.

>>18131192
>female Genghis Khan

>>18131213
Futa rulers exist? I know one from Sweden.

>you will never be a woman
Ahhh incels are jealous of women because they want to be a woman. I get it now.

>>18129351
That's because she was 4'11 though. Most women who are 4'11 seem wide.

>>18130339
>First cousins
DAMN, that's disgusting.

>>18130164
sneed

>>18130261
I wonder if he could do reverse suspended congress with her and she did some ahegao faces.

>>18127874 (OP)
The footstool that she rested her royal feet on during her coronation is in the upper gallery museum in Westminster abbey. I’d do anything for a little sniff.

>>18128133
Seeing one of her young adult dresses in Holyrood Palace was really jarring. She was absolutely tiny.

>>18132882
>Seeing one of her young adult dresses in Holyrood Palace was really jarring. She was absolutely tiny
came here to post this, I saw it last week

Would love a wife as gluttonous and food-addicted as she was. All those massive daily banquets and tables filled with rich meat and desserts.... no wonder Victoria ended up so obese. And sexy.

... What if Queen Victoria was a hobbit in spirit?

Queen sexo

>>18130318
Scots-Irish Germanic is normal here. Italians and Poles are the outsiders. 56% only applies if you have non Celtic-Germanic genes.

>>18130339
That is the man I keep in my can. No I will not let him out!

>>18133196
>>18132986
>>18131109
Victoria the reason UK lost union with Hanoverian kingdoms

>>18133643
the who

>>18134239
idiot

>>18134253
>name calls instead of politely informing
mentality of a child

>>18134239
the bit of NW Germany that inherited Britain in 1714

>>18134433
oooo

>>18131334
What’s her name?