Thread 18128913

19 posts 10 images /his/

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 10:57:43 PM No.18128913 [Report] >>18128922 >>18128925 >>18128953 >>18128956 >>18129067 >>18129099 >>18129666

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Well, /his/?

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:00:13 PM No.18128922 [Report] >>18128940

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>>18128913 (OP)
My counterargument is that this question was likely raised by a seething Jays fan lmao get fucked Canada go back to Toronto you Maple Syrup drinking IDIOTS

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:01:41 PM No.18128925 [Report] >>18128930 >>18128943

>>18128913 (OP)
If the baby was going to grow up to be Orthodox I would hit it even if we weren't playing baseball.

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:03:02 PM No.18128930 [Report] >>18128971

>>18128925
Eastern-Orthodox christians are usually the nicest ones though.

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:05:47 PM No.18128940 [Report] >>18129639

>>18128922
>a seething Jays fan
They don't exist, the Blue Jays have no fans, I have literally never seen an unironic blue jays fan in my entire life, online or otherwise

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:08:09 PM No.18128943 [Report] >>18128971

>>18128925
Why do you hate the true churches?

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:08:22 PM No.18128946 [Report]

What race is the baby? What denomination of “Christian”? What country is the baby from? What's its families income bracket and does it have genetic abnormalities?

This is just the trolley problem all over again.

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:10:00 PM No.18128953 [Report]

>>18128913 (OP)
>all Christianity has left is to come up with retarded hypotheticals
Grim.

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:10:58 PM No.18128956 [Report]

>>18128913 (OP)
I always love it when religious idiots admit that the only reason they're not cartoonishly evil murderers and rapists is because they're afraid of divine retribution
empathy without fear or shame is an alien concept to them
that question looks like it was written by an engagement farmer, thoughbeit

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:13:40 PM No.18128962 [Report] >>18129089

Uh, I don't think accidently throwing a baby is a valid move in any sport.

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:15:20 PM No.18128971 [Report]

>>18128930
>>18128943
NTA But id be orthodox if it wasn't Sl*vic or Gr*ek

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:20:43 PM No.18129067 [Report] >>18129221

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>>18128913 (OP)

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:29:50 PM No.18129089 [Report]

>>18128962
It was an accident. He reached for the ball, but grabbed a baby instead and threw it before realizing his mistake. Happens all the time. Also, the baby has already decided on its religious beliefs, which is very important to the hypothetical.

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:34:47 PM No.18129099 [Report] >>18129123

>>18128913 (OP)
Christians would you rather save a Christian jeet or one of your countrymen but atheist/agnostic/etc.

Anonymous 11/2/2025, 11:43:29 PM No.18129123 [Report]

>>18129099
Christians are gonna try and drag us to Nigeria to save 60 iq mudhut dwellers

Anonymous 11/3/2025, 12:24:28 AM No.18129221 [Report]

>>18129067
who creates lightning?

Anonymous 11/3/2025, 3:29:52 AM No.18129639 [Report]

>>18128940
Did you know the MLB purposely engineered the '94 players strike to prevent the Blue Jays from three-peating?

Anonymous 11/3/2025, 3:43:15 AM No.18129662 [Report]

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Atheists of /his/, imagine you're going skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do?

Anonymous 11/3/2025, 3:45:03 AM No.18129666 [Report]

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>>18128913 (OP)
Yes, any fucking time. Fuck them kids