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Anonymous No.18136635 [Report] >>18137247 >>18137393 >>18137402 >>18138443
"HEY MOSES....TALK TO THAT ROCK, RIGHT NOW!!! WHAT? YOU REFUSE TO ASK THAT ROCK FOR WATER? YOUR 40 YEARS WANDERING IN THE DESERT (WHEN YOU COULD HAVE GONE STRAIGHT FROM EGYPT TO GAZA) WERE USELESS!! BY REFUSING TO TALK TO A ROCK, YOU ARE CONDEMNED AND YOU ARE DAMNED!!"
Anonymous No.18137247 [Report] >>18137285 >>18138448
>>18136635 (OP)
this is /his/. confusing "your" with "you're", a typical English-as-the-barely-only-language error, disqualifies you from posting here.
also, I don't remember the story with the rock. chapter and verse.
Anonymous No.18137285 [Report] >>18137307
>>18137247
>and the Lord spoke to Moses, saying, “Take the staff, and assemble the congregation, you and Aaron your brother, and tell the rock before their eyes to yield its water. So you shall bring water out of the rock for them and give drink to the congregation and their cattle.” And Moses took the staff from before the Lord, as he commanded him.

Then Moses and Aaron gathered the assembly together before the rock, and he said to them, “Hear now, you rebels: shall we bring water for you out of this rock?” And Moses lifted up his hand and struck the rock with his staff twice, and water came out abundantly, and the congregation drank, and their livestock. And the Lord said to Moses and Aaron, “Because you did not believe in me, to uphold me as holy in the eyes of the people of Israel, therefore you shall not bring this assembly into the land that I have given them.”

Numbers 20
Anonymous No.18137307 [Report]
>>18137285
God:
>Ask in my name and to you it will be given
Jews:
>gibs me dat u dumb goyim

No wonder God hates them more than the rest.
Anonymous No.18137393 [Report] >>18137450
>>18136635 (OP)
Ok, that's it, I have put enough filters because of you, time to report you and your shitty wojaks.
Anonymous No.18137402 [Report]
>>18136635 (OP)
>blue eyes
Whiteoid
Anonymous No.18137450 [Report]
>>18137393
Seething. God tongues my anus.
Anonymous No.18138443 [Report]
>>18136635 (OP)
Of course, the whole "water from a rock" mem was ripped off from countless other, surrounding and vastly superior cultures, like the Gheyreeks. Same with the snake-to-stick schtick. Same with the Flood myth. Same with the Lawgiver myth, etc....etc.....


Suffice it to say, there isn't a single interesting much less original idea or story in the whole dumb book. SAD.
Anonymous No.18138448 [Report] >>18138800
>>18137247
>you are 40 years were useless
Brown.
Anonymous No.18138800 [Report]
>>18138448
>Stinky brown ameriturd thinks all whites are anglo scum
Oh my mutt!!