Thread 18143695

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What would (You) do if you got to Heaven and it was Chinese?

Anonymous 11/8/2025, 7:14:08 AM No.18143701 [Report]

find Cao Cao and challenge him to a game of Go

Anonymous 11/8/2025, 7:16:49 AM No.18143704 [Report]

>>18143695 (OP)
>eternity of squatting outside am illegal baccarat gambling parlor with a cigarette in one hand
Based.

Anonymous 11/8/2025, 7:17:04 AM No.18143705 [Report]

ching chong ding dong bing bong

Anonymous 11/8/2025, 8:09:50 AM No.18143760 [Report] >>18144006

Isn't Chinese heaven basically just one big soulless city?

Anonymous 11/8/2025, 8:52:12 AM No.18143801 [Report]

Anonymous 11/8/2025, 10:22:16 AM No.18143929 [Report]

>>18143695 (OP)
>what
wake up from a bad dream fuck off chang kek

Anonymous 11/8/2025, 10:43:00 AM No.18143955 [Report]

>the lights fade
>peace washes over you
>your wordly troubles evaporate into distant memories
>this song starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTYRiNtLLQk

Anonymous 11/8/2025, 11:14:05 AM No.18144006 [Report]

>>18143760
It's basically dragon ball, Chinese and Japanese believe the same thing when it comes to death and afterworld.

Anonymous 11/8/2025, 11:20:47 AM No.18144019 [Report]

>>18143695 (OP)
Piss on the Buddha's fingers. What's the worst that could happen?