/ic/ Humour thread.

>>7589943 (OP)
tl;dr

>>7589946
that's heartbreaking dude.

>>7589946
how many boxes to avoid this?

>>7590078
Not enough

Someone post the howie comhprxmic. I lost my copy.

>>7590130
Blessing, anon.

>>7589946
no shitty permabeg art makes me want to kill myself as much as this

anyone got the waluigi going nuclear one?

>>7590204
xD

>>7590130
damn, she tried

>>7590207
she wanted him to be gay like all those Münchhausen mothers

>>7589943 (OP)

From an /ic/ anon

>>7590858
Kek. I've been looking for this one

>>7590213
>female past the age of 12
>never seen a dick before

>>7590858
With that font on that last panel i thought she's started speak Japanese lol

>>7590858
i feel bad now

>>7590877
>anon with age past 30
>never had sex with real woman before

>>7590204
guy on the right came in second

>>7590883
this but unironically

>>7589946
Kino

>>7589946
Peak

>>7589946
it's all about intent, if the characters are meant to look that way then it's a perfect drawing, not everything has to look a boring renaissance painting

>>7589946
I wanna see this guy's work today. What's his username?

>>7591200
Cystic

>>7590917
But first place in our hearts

>>7590858

>>7591327

>>7591364

>>7590124
bahaha

yes
only relatable ones pls tho guis fr
the horror and shock of this one is just ugh

>>7589943 (OP)

>>7590922
post your work, I don't believe you know what you're talking about.

>>7591881
my work

>>7590883
>>7591891
based

>>7591891
>>7591881
i just witnessed a rape on 4chan

>>7591881
>>7591891
#destroyed

>>7591831
This feels nostalgic, reminds me of stuff my mom would put up for her kindergarten class or something

>>7591912
>>7591921
let's not make a show out of this.
It should be normal to ask for work to verify that a statement has merit. Work should be posted. If the work is good enough, the statement is merited. This is not a sick burn or anything.

This is how /ic/ ought to work.

>>7591981
kys stupid nigga

>>7591986

>>7591981
based

>>7591891
>17....
Great, this retarded shit is the new Merc.

>>7591891
nta, and as nice as your drawings are, someone wouldn't have to draw as well as you to do the cartoon in >>7590883 and it's disingenuous to imply they would have to.

>>7591891
I will now read bridgman

>>7592317
what is this image even trying to convey

>>7591881
I agree with that anon, and here's my work.

>>7592247
it’s definitely a convoluted way to introduce someone to anatomy but the artist also draws this

cracked me up

>>7592636
That's the incredibly lame /ic/ version of this /fit/ classic

>>7593056
squats and oats era /fit/ really was special. fuck I'm old now, and still dyel

>>7590917
Girl on the left also won silver and bronze.

>>7593067
/fit/ did not survive the start of the 20s at all, much like /mu/ and /fa/

this is now a /fit/ humour thread

kinda based day show, I feel my fellow begs would pick up anatomy quicker if they lifted lol

>>7592581
damn u gay

>>7590213
What is the joke here?

>>7593162
Yeh

>>7593150
True, studying your own anatomy helps

>>7591891
bridgman studiers looks like THIS?!

>>7592571
teenagers who are too self conscious to draw in their own artstyle use wojacks as a safe form of visual language to communicate their thoughts and feelings in hope of approval from other wojack using teens

>>7593128

>>7593994
I think this is why the /fit/ comics are so damn charming
They have a massive appeal despite not being technically well drawn, if any of the above comics were done with wojaks you would forget about them right after reading

>>7593128
people don't chalk enough so you are actually helping them by not cleaning it up

>>7591891
I am offended by your skill. I dare you to draw something other than big anime tiddies.

>>7596455
I studied some birds a few days ago

>>7596634
.... HOW

How arey ou this good?

did you really learn all this from Vilppu?

>>7596634
Ok, I kneel. How many years? Also, do you make sketches beforehand or are these done on first try?

>>7596635
you learn the funds from vilppu
but if you don't want a kind of renaissance style like vilppu's, you'll have to study how another artist applies these funds in an anime-sh style
check this dude video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhfofqoiUAg
he uses boxes and cylinders in the construction of the figure just as vilppu teaches in his lessons

>>7596643
about 6 years, I use just one layer and I sketch and refine with the eraser and new strokes until the sketch looks better, in the case of the birds I started with oval shapes and then I applied details amd stuff

>>7596665
Nice. I assume it's 6 years of serious grinding? Either way, good work.

>>7596634
Do you just use an pressure opacity based hard round?

>>7596634
You're breaking the forms of your subject with the cross-hatching btw., Most of them do not follow the form properly.

>>7596806
break up my forms with deez nutz LOL

>>7596818
Won't work on deez beg nutz

>>7596806
just shut up and glaze the high-beg like everyone else here sis

>>7596826
pyw so I can glaze it too

>>7596833
you first sis

>>7596838
already did

>>7596840
i'm so proud of you sis maybe you'll break through to /int/ someday soon (unironically)

>>7596853
>still no work posted

>>7596826
Sista i just gave constructive critisism so he becomes aware in which fields he have to imropve; let a sista do his work

>>7596760
yeah, a hrb with pressure opacity that I made on csp
>>7596806
I'm still beg please understand
but I appreciate the feedback

>>7596900
Np, just keep on drawing with wanting to improve.

>>7590877
some people are raised conservatively and get bashful at such topics no matter how old they get. to this day my mom gets a little bashful on sexual topics

>>7590858
>avoided drawing my favorite characters for years because I wouldn't do them justice
I came here to laugh not feel

>>7590130
Reminder that if you can't help Howie, YOU are the problem.

>>7591364
Now post the tentacle version

>>7593321
Artist is so prude she won't even put the word "penis" on her comics.

>>7591824
Kino

>>7601568
Yeah I'm surprised too. They're begging hard

>>7589943 (OP)
You can’t help people like him he’ll just tire himself out. Then he’ll make a new thread, damn, we’re stuck with these people. We are fucked

>>7591021
Permabeg cope

>>7591854
What do you get out of reposting this old ass image

>>7592074
Don’t worry, you’re appreciated

>>7592676
So being mean to a permabeg is funny? You’re easily entertained, I’m scared to show you actually entertaining media.

>>7590207
Why do parents do this kind of shit. Had a similar situation happen back in the day, except it was about the history on my webbrowser. Fucking traumatized me.

>>7602653
I think you literally develop brain damage if you're normie for too long.

>>7601608

>>7601594

>>7602812
loomis method is actually good for cartoon humans.

>>7603399

>>7591911
KEK

>>7602812
i laughed so hard

>>7590124
wow that is LITERALLY me. I'm just like Bojak Horseman, bish!

>>7605517
Fairly certain Sir or whatever he's called predated bojack

>>7605524
oh yeah sir's a /fit/fag from like 2012-2013 maybe, i was still in school. bojack horseman came out in like 2014-15 i think

>>7590207
Dissapointed her son is not trans

>>7596806
That doesn't really matter as long as the values are right, following the form is just a different style, not a hard rule

>>7591891
Jebus, that's top tier. Blog?

>>7589946
What happens when you draw once a year

>>7590207
>drawing erotic things with headphones on without locking your door at your parents place
Imagine being this stupid

>>7590207
And this is why I have my desk positioned in order to not let anyone see the monitor when enters the room. And also I avoid the headphones too.
I surely don't want to show my parents the muscular furfaggot I am painting.

>>7590883
this fucking sucks but it's true
you have to learn to draw something right before you're able to draw it wrong

Anyone got the Pain With A Pencil edit?

>>7591831
>Um... Starting?
>FUCK YOU, NOT EVERYBODY HAVE TALENT LIKE YOU DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7591981
Depends. Often the statements that are given a 'pyw' are just logical and shouldn't require evidence of drawing ability, or are often just a butt hurt anon's reflexive response akin to responding with "you're esl" or "reddit humour!", rather than actually contending with what was actually being said.

More often than not, you can just assume the person posting a pyw is just a retard - but certainly, there are discussions regarding drawings where a show of skill and competence are relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy85h4MJQos
i still don't know if this is real or not

>>7591891
your art has not improved in all 3 years of you posting here no matter how hard you samefag dickride yourself

>>7611281
>Le samefag boogieman
Meds, now

>>7610202
Now would it fit a map of the digestive track?

>>7611290
you have not improved in 3 years.

>>7611369
looks pretty pro, pyw?

>>7611369
Let's see what lil bro did in these 3 years

>>7611379
>>7611401
why would i need to post my work and have my name and practice associated with a schizophrenic anime permabeg on ic that throws tantrums and samefags when getting criticism?

if anything, if im as much of a prebeg as you wish it only bodes worse for your deformed doodles because it means the stagnation is noticeable to the untrained eye too.

>>7611412
>why would i need to post my work
Didn't read the rest
It's just a beglet schizo

>>7611412
I gave that anon crits in beg like 2 years ago and he got really mad over being mogged after his PYW request so he posted some random pixiv artists' work while pretending to be a third person. Something of a board lolcow I guess

>>7611416
Pyw or show the thread that this happened

>>7611423
that schizo doesnt even draw

>>7611423
>>7611427
I love how you go into a meltdown the moment you receive a response that isn't written by yourself and you realize how people actually see you. It's actually wild to me that you would samefag compliment yourself and then samefag defend yourself from criticism for 3 years straight rather than just like... improving your wonky unfinished anime doodles... S tier ic lolcow

>>7611429
u are mentally challenged

>>7611431
I'd say thats projection coming from someone who hasn't improved in 3 years and routinely needs to compliment himself to feel better. You and your art are very uncanny.

Good luck with your weird self-affirmation therapy anyway

>>7611429
>Doesn't post his work
>Doesn't post the thread
>Everyone that doesn't agree with him is samefagging
Holy schizo of a beg, literally mindbroken by anime titties

>>7611470
not involved in your gay schizo drama but you type with the same ESL syntax in all of your posts

Not a ton of humor ITT.

>>7610202
women crave that diaphragm dicking

>>7611435
its crazy how all the unfunniest posts in this thread are all posted by the same guy with the keyboardsmash filenames

anyone have the one with the clay statue upside down and jerking off into their own face right next to some piece of work that some poor anon spent hours upon.

>>7612055
>google 4chan modern art meme
>literally first result

>>7611809
women arent funny
more news at 5

>>7612171
There's women ITT?
>doubt.jpg

>>7590858
>>7591327
These are like those "We are all prompts" AI videos except these are actually funny

>>7612171
are these women in the room with us right now

>>7612257
im in those women right now if you know what i mean

>>7612171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKK0-BpS-rQ

>>7590130
okay this feels like a weird ass kafkaesque sort of thing?
It's just meanspirited or whatever the fuck.
I rememebrd someone posted this to me when i wanted to learn how to draw.

It's a very surreal work
>>7598642
also this, just this for whatever the hell is going on in this comic.

....hmmm, I feel liek howie should get his revenge soemhow. Society has failed HIM!

>>7598965

>>7611281
t. sour grapes crab/ween

>>7611449
>poot me in the screencap
Lost

>>7612882
woah
i get it now

>>7612806
>Shoes hurt because your feet are burned and broken
>complain when the shoestore doesn't have shoes that don't hurt to wear
That's howies, when they aren't just sharty trolls

>>7614938
But how do I put on shoes?

>>7603397
I knew a furry girl that loved doing this

>>7615360
>girl
doubt.jpg

>>7615383
Fair, but it was a real girl. She was terribly abused as a child and horribly broken as an adult, but boy did she love wearing fox ears and drinking piss.

>>7590213
this is that sims 4 self insert or another oc?

>>7614937
kek

>>7614937
I've done this

>>7614937
Many such cases

>>7601568
that was a funny thread

>>7601568
>>7615916
what happened here

Did we ever get an update from anon whose mom had big titties and beat him for drawing shitty anime?

>>7615972
It was the 1K challenge

WAGMI

>>7617875
so funny im about to die

>>7618101
The Mona Lisa is only famous because it was stolen around the time when newspaper pictures were starting to be cheap and easy to print so it became the default image in the public consciousness for "valuable art." Victorians are the leddit bros of modern history.

>>7618752
I get that it's a JoJo reference, but am I supposed to recognize these models? Some book in the sticky I never read?

>>7618785
imagine being this new

>>7618833
what a gay post you made there. say that out loud with a smug facial expression in a mirror and think about what a fag you are

>>7618753
Oh so where's your photorealism, bud?

Stag nation

Country full of deers

>>7618713
Wrong, you're thinking of "The Scream"

>>7618943
They were both stolen. One in 1911, one in 2004. When I said pictures on newspapers being cheap and common was a new thing, what time period do you think that is?
They made a film any the Mona Lisa theft in 1934.
>>7618833
>new
I was looking at degenerate shit on somethingawful before moot made the earliest version of this place, faggot. I just haven't been on this board.
>>7618840
This guy isn't me, but I like the cut off6 his jib.

>>7619126
>I just haven't been on this board
Is there a word for someone who has recently arrived to a place

>>7619132
>Recently arrived
Not the same as I don't hang out on specific board to recognize a specific photo reference, unless you're referring to the purple and green Dragonball butt sex reference. But that makes no sense with the JoJo poses and kana, and still doesn't answer my question about the photos.
Also, why are you afraid to type "newfag?"

>>7591911
Please tell me they actually posted this

>>7618924
deerfag...

>>7619267
You reminded me to post this, thanks

>>7619315
Someone should have made a compilation of everything that led up to that, it was gold.

>>7619153
I'm trying to do a socratean questioning thing to get you to figure out why if you're brand new to a board and don't recognise any in-jokes and memes, someone might call you new. I know you're being super defensive and willfully obtuse because you're super serious pre4chan oldfag, but I'll try again, if someone was brand new somewhere and doesn't recognise any in-jokes and memes, is there a word or phrase that might refer very accurately to that person? Specifically any 4chan lingo that might capture that idea?

>>7619864
The word is Socratic, I recognize the JoJo reference and I don't make the purple green connection at first as it's a different anime. So what's the photo reference? I'm thinking you don't know.

>>7619896
I don't know, because I'm new here

>>7619896
kek, imagine seething this hard over nude models

>>7619909
>>7619899
I was just wondering if they were from one of those books I never read that I'm supposed to like bridgeman.

>>7619943
dessgusteng

>>7592594
5 only, but with a belly. Make the remaining 6-10

Anyone remember an old thread where someone posted a well-rendered image of a succubus and asked people if they are able to draw like that?
And then someone drew an extremely well-rendered cock onto it.

>>7621427
this can be arranged

>>7617875
LOL

>>7622482
shartyniggerism aside, it's rather irrefutable. we are all just trannies jacking off to shitty drawings

>>7622481
The hottest part is how she gets happier

>>7622482
I love how I can tell what was the og image they are referencing,been doing this too long

>>7622627
Do you have it?

>>7622627
Hey! I recognize that gay blowjob!

>>7622631
i think this is one of the references anon is talking about

>>7617875

>>7589943 (OP)

>>7623106
It took me a minute, I hadn't seen this. Had to go to Reddit to find the original, so the 501jacks check out.

>>7623396
What does the original look like?

>>7623106
The chad hiding in the bush makes me laugh for some reasons

>>7623398
Exactly the same with normal cartoon faces instead of chads and jacks.

>>7609828
jej

>>7593083
Sovl

>>7622482
>sharteens trying to have an opinion on other people's drawings while they intentionally base their entire personality on the most artistically hollow, aesthetically unpleasant, cookie cutter drag and drop cartoons from the past decade

>>7618713
>Victorians are the leddit bros of modern history.
i also like to put words together

>>7618713
i thought it was famous because da vinci painted it, and everyone knows da vinci for his invention drawings. or maybe it's the other way around and we all know about his inventions because of his paintings. if it wasn't for the art theft of the mona lisa, the last supper or vitruvian man likely would have been remembered as his most famous work.

>>7619126
>I was looking at degenerate shit on somethingawful before moot made the earliest version of this place, faggot.
you can be a 60yo geezer who still talks about aol or whatever but that doesnt mean you arent a newfag, there's no fucking "universal internet currency", its not impressive to have wasted more time than you should on the internet, if you dont get the jokes and board culture, you are a newfag, no matter how long online you've been

>>7590130
Yes Howie is retarded and perfectly encapsulates the average "but how" retard, although it's gotta be said the woman really flew off the handle. I have to imagine this is the author projecting himself onto the character in which case seek therapy

>>7590201
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HECKIN DO THINGS I APPROVE OF!!! STOP DOING WHAT YOU WANT AND DO WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO!!!!!!

>>7623725
bit sensitive 'eh, aren't cha

>>7590213
I wish retards would stop trying to force the prude's character trope into everything. It's fucking obnoxious, overused and makes no sense.

>>7596455
>>7608590
>>7596635
>>7596643
>>7596673
This board is how old and you niggers still can't grasp the concept of consistent practice over a period of time? Still looking for the one magic book/resource that's going to ascend you from beg to pro?
>find pictures you like
>try to draw them
>identify what parts you struggled with
>practice those parts
>do this daily for a long time
No you don't need 16 hours of daily grinding, no you don't need this book and that book. If you seriously cannot improve from basic studying and practice you probably just don't have the right brain. Try /3/ or something.

>>7623728
Says the guy obsessed with others work! >.>

>>7623568
Thats the original? And I naïvely thought someone here made it.

The joke is that you also need charismatic talent to be able to do art jokes.

>>7590124
the funniest thing about this image is the knowledge that the wonderbread guy's fucking broke and just has really shit money discipline

>>7623716
I got both the relevant jokes (the dbz one took a minute since it's nonsensical) but unless you can provide me proof otherwise, the nurse references are random. So basically you're nonsensical rant comes down to a cringe attempt at gatekeeping.

>>7623710
It was published everywhere like some kind of wanted poster. Those other 2 paintings wouldn't be recognized by name by most people, they'd maybe be like "yeah I've seen it before," and possibly guess the artist right. (Before you argue, remember how many can't find anything on a map.) It's a lowest common denominator type thing.
Had it not been stolen or had the news of it not been circulated ad nauseum then it would be almost completely unknown. It's tiny and uninteresting, and quite frankly, it's ugly and forgettable.
But since it became recognizable from being spammed so much and it's simple to reproduce in low resolution print, it paradoxically became memorable and an easy shorthand image for "fine art."

>>7589946
When you stop copying shit and realize that you don't know how to draw anything without reference just from your imagination.

>>7590207
my mom was exact opposite when she find out im watching normal porn she was like at least he is straight.

>>7624461
I don't get it

>>7591881
>>7591891
THE RAPED

>>7596634
>>7596455
THE RAPED

>>7623837
>the nurse references are random.
what fucking nurse references? do you even draw?

>>7623826
Counterpoint:
The world would be better if MORE broke retards would spend their money on art instead of booze, drugs, mcdonalds, soda-pop, fake rolex and scratchoffs

>>7623846
The fact that this is why the Mona Lisa is THE most famous painting in the world to the point where it's often used as an icon FOR "art" on many websites, programs, signage and in books should be a strong indicator that only morons will slap "D-DO NOT REPOST REEE" on their art.

Bump

>>7593129
kek i haven't seen this one since 2015

>>7619364
literally me doe

>>7627336
cuck

>>7616018
oh that totally real story? i also wonder

>>7628190
>t. afraid to draw in public
My art is a gift to this beautiful WORLD in return for the wonder it has shown me, and it shall reciprocate with every piece I make
Your art is a prideful shard of EGO and avarice. With each piece you produce your pain and paranoia ramp up until you snap out of it or kill yourself

>>7627321
it's not easy being a neet

>>7596665
Taiwanese video. Let me guess, you have Asian jeans?

>>7611435
Why is it so blurry?

>>7629713
I'm not from asia
I'm not even asian
Try southern europe genes

>>7623826
This has been my experience with a lot of commissioners. They often say things like, 'I'll commission again after my next paycheck,'

Virgin Western designer vs Chad Asian Artist

>>7632455
This is great anon! Saved.

>>7590205
Here you go

>>7634868
Its an oldie. From i think aboot year ago.
Im glad you like it. I should try and meme a bit more often or at least make a compilation of my low effort short comic doodles

>>7635462
>aboot
what are you, nick bate?

>>7590922
Faggot

I made some OC out of an exchange that I've found somewhat funny in /aco/.

>>7636304
Where does this one fall on the scale?

>>7634896
SHAFTpilled

>>7634948
thank you so fucking much anon

>>7618713
>"AND THE REASON IS BECAUSE OF THE HISTORY BEHIND THE PAINTING"
>yeah but the mona lisa is only famous because *proceeds to tell the painting history*

>>7635983
How mad do you have to be to make this?

>>>7635983
>How mad do you have to be to make this?