Thread 7594825

>"so what do you do?"
>"i draw"
>"draw? what do you draw?"
>"uhmmm..........people"
>"a-ah ok"
this happened to me two times already, how would you handle this question?

>>7594825 (OP)
Was it a woman? They always think you just draw porn or make nsfw animations the moment they hear a guy draws or does 3d modeling.

>>7594825 (OP)
I just make them a drawing on the spot.

>>7594825 (OP)
>how would you handle this question?
I once told 2 fat girls in a club that I draw, and when they asked me what I draw, I told them that I draw rapes. Then the stood up and left.

I just tell people I draw stylized characters or anime characters, being embarrassed about what you do is always worse than just being honest with someone

>>7594857

Every time I've ever told a normie I like anime they demean me saying their younger brother likes it or the brush it off and change the subject. It's pointless bringing it up despite it being "cool".

the fuck am i supposed to say nigger, i draw underaged cartoon girls like 90% of the time

>>7594825 (OP)
I would say comics , but the think I'm a clown when I say that. So I say I write illustrated stories.

>>7594825 (OP)
People don't even ask what I draw when I tell them. They just don't care. I'm kinda thankful really. They probably think about those hyper realistic portraits when you say that, but I only draw anime girls in a cartoonish style

>>7594825 (OP)
This wouldn't be a problem if you studied your fundes because you could just say you draw everything

I draw naked 15 year old anime girls from childrens games and sometimes I give them huge tits but usually I keep it on model.

Nobody irl needs to know I draw. (I draw dickgirls)

>>7594825 (OP)
>uh landscape and stuff..

>>7594825 (OP)
I say I draw fantasy and fasion. Then npc.exe crashes because they can't ponder someone having multiple interests.

>>7594825 (OP)
I'm a trad artist and autistically obsessed with knowing the properties of the materials I use so I just talk about what I use and not that I make anime fetish art with it.

>>7594825 (OP)
>What do you do?
>I'm learning guitar, haha.
I will never ever tell people I draw. Not happening.

>>7594825 (OP)
I tell i draw mostly characters and animals, because that's what i draw

"i've drawn thousands of pictures of naked old men to prepare me for drawing cute girls in robots. i've yet to draw a single robot."

>"so what do you do?"
>"i draw"
>"draw? what do you draw?"
>"oh, I like drawing birds the most"
this is like a CHA 3 check

>"so what do you do?"
>"freelance"
kills every conversation on the spot. youre welcome op

>>7594825 (OP)
boxes

I just play russian roulette with my sketchbook and see if they stumble upon the giant furry tits or if they go through my normal studies.

>>7594825 (OP)
Me answering vaguely because I don't like revealing all I draw is boys kissing or being in love

>>7594825 (OP)
So are you saying you draw smut? If you do that, you should have enough pride in what you do to just admit it, but anyway, if you continue to want to skirt around it;

>"Oh, I'm an illustrator."
Most people would be satisfied with that, but if they ask further...
>"What do you illustrate?"
>"Whatever the client asks me to."
Done.

>>7594862
>am i supposed to say nigger
yes

>>7595609
>>7595606
nice

>>7595644
>t. never had a conversation with a human
>like what?
>what is your specialty?
>what have you worked on, I'll look it up

>>7594825 (OP)
>how would you handle this question?
I tell them what I draw because it's not a problem for me because I am not a raging anime and porn obsessed autistic faggot.

>>7596279
You are so cool anon

>>7596286
I know. And you are such a faggot.

>>7596333
How do you know?

>>7596335
Based on your previous response, I assume you're the type of brain rotted autist I'm talking about.

>>7596263
If you had actually ever tried this out, thereby doing what you claim I don't do - ie having a conversation with a human (why'd you type it like that? Are you an alien?), you'd find that most people aren't digging into an illustrator's speciality (or even know what one is) or bothering to look up their website.
Have you spoken to a tradie and then asked him what his website is before?

Now sure, if you're going to speak to other people in the industry, that's a bit of a different matter, but I get the feeling OP doesn't, and I was giving a general solution anyway.
Worst comes to worst, just say you've signed NDA's, and can't explicitly say what you've worked on...
Or you could just avoid all this, have some pride in your work, and say "Yeah, I draw women getting piped down" - most people would probably find that amusing rather than grotesque.

>>7594825 (OP)
I just say I mostly draw animals and backgrounds.
I never revealed that I have a drawing tablet, and I post art.

One day, while I was in classroom, a friend said that I should get a drawing tablet, and start posting my drawings. I just said "maybe one day"... *awkward look monkey puppet meme*

>>7596409
Holy shit, you're autistic. People ALWAYS ask, you dumb nigger, nobody, for one fucking second, would buy your retarded spergspeak

>>7596432
Ah I see, you're just an anti-social asshole. Don't don't your weepy lonely rage out on me, faggot. Go do some exercise or something.

>>7596445
Bro, you're a blatant autist who doesn't talk to people offline, this is embarrassing

>>7596485
Please stop projecting and weeping, friend. I'm sure there's someone out there who loves you, and would love to listen to your concerns - It's men's mental health month after all... and pride month too, since I know you're a massive faggot.

>interacts with a person
>immediately has a meltie
sad

>>7594825 (OP)
"What do you draw?"
"Robots, aliens, monsters, mainly sci-fi and fantasy stuff."

You gotta be confident in what you draw, lads n lasses.

>>7596428
Should've just grinned and say "Oh, I have one, but I'm not telling where I post."

>>7595561
fucking coward.
on my first date I showed my now gf for 7 years my sketchbook. She was super impressed not by my skill, but with the storied told within the illustrations.

Your art appreciative gf will come soon bro. just don't be a fucking coward piece of shit.

>>7598613
oh yeah? well if she's real, it'll be easy for you to post her feet

>>7598613
Uh-huh. K bro.

>>7598651
he's a larping faggot, he won't do it

>>"draw? what do you draw?"
My little pony fanart, I show them every time too on the rare occasion that they do ask. I don't draw porn anyways and even if I did I would own it.

>>7598613
kind of wholesome

>>7598613
it my case, my gf is the only one that supports my drawings, but I still have 0 engagement on any social media, I feel bad [spoiler]for her[/spoiler]