Thread 7696764

4TH ITERATION OF COMICS AND RANDOM ART BATTLES (C.R.A.B.) WILL PROCEED AS SCHEDULED

Round 2 - Germany!
https://files.catbox.moe/47szwa.mp4

DESIGNATED OCs HAVE BEEN TAKEN BY THE D.O.O.M.V.A.
-THEY WILL BE PART OF A TEAM.
-COMPETE IN ARTISTIC COMBAT TRIALS.
-ACHIEVE VICTORY FOR ONE (1) REALITY-ALTERING WISH.

-All 50 slots are filled however you may enter the pit to join the bench, if someone drops out you'll be tagged in.
Is your crab up to it? Once you're on the bench you will also be eligible to vote on entries and sway the outcome.
Link to the pit: https://disIT BUUUURNNSSSSSScord.gg/BJMV3NvU

R2 just finished and now its time for voting.
We are more than half way through already.

Timeline for the tournament: https://files.catbox.moe/cyjyh8.png
Teams and crabs: https://files.catbox.moe/bcjuh8.png
Pastebin for previous tournaments: https://pastebin.com/RPZqSs5f
Previously on Crab4 >>7656596

First for Adel.

>>7696764 (OP)
Matchups for R2: https://files.catbox.moe/fgga4p.png
Entries of R2: https://pastebin.com/giaJcM4v

"No, t-that is no place for your filthy organic parts!" The Doomva shouted in it's electronic voice, the digital screen displaying expressions of anger it could barely keep up, as the hot penis slammed against its insides, rummaging in its magical wires through the hard walls of the latch underneath its body, though Ignatius received little pleasure from rattling his cock in the Doomva's cold, hard interior, he was delighted and brought much arousal by the very thought of violating the smug little thing. It shook like a bucket of bolts with every thrust, the big man bent over it, his supple breasts hovering and bouncing before its eyes as it couldn't do a thing but endure its humiliation, struggling to keep its angered expression, the lights on its display flickering every time it was hit from behind with the biggest dick its internal structure has ever felt. And when he grabbed its catlike ears with his two fiery fists, the Doomva understood this was the end of any chance it ever had at sterility. Ignatius shouted wildly, he saw no reason to contain his voice, everyone on the Crabstar knew what was going on, many of them were now peering through the doorway watching in awe as the powerful entity they so feared was now getting thoroughly raped in it's once pristine, virginal slot.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, TAKE MY BOILING CUM YOU GAY LITTLE CASETTE DECK!" Ignatius' voice rang in the Doomva's audio receptors and before it knew it, semen flooded its insides, running across its connectors smooth and slick like flux, sending jolts up Ignatius' cock, the machine in his hands finally gave in, its circuits shorted, its face display dimmed.
The Doomva couldn't die, it would quickly awaken in another one of its many units. But it would never be able to wash the eternal shame off of its screen, nor the knowladge that it loved every part of the experience.

waow

>>7696798
Witch-stoning son of a—

>>7696798
This made me laugh when I read it

>>7696781
lmao

Personal rankings of entries I've read
1: Scary Movies (kino)
2: Clovis (It's amazing what consistent direction, writing, and backgrounds does for a crab)
3: Zeyha (Only thing holding this one back was the grammar, good choice in music)
4: Atta (Competitor for "Best Art" award, is going to lose for being a godless yurifag who's powerwanking too close to the sun)
5: Melody (Silver bullet of comedic timing and tropes for me)
6: Hemma (Other competition for Best Art award, you go soulful white boy)
7: Berry (Mid-Ass First Part besides a cool gif page, locks in for the second half)
8: Gretchen (Kind of funny, but their own character was portrayed in a more entertaining fashion in their opponent's comic)
9: Fluxxo (Where do I even start? Dude I know you've got a hard-on for the inevitable Clovis match-up but he's not your opponent this round and you're blowing your load early. And the way your team gets fodderized so Fluxxo ebinly solos the wolves was cringe. He's a terrifying clown and yet this entry is neither SCARY NOR FUNNY, curious.)
10: Ellie (ALASKA-SAMA PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MY COMIC UNFINISHED AIIIIIIEEEEEE)

>>7697441
Interesting!

>>7697441
I really did dig my own grave.

>>7697441
>Mid-Ass first part
Bro this anon can't appreciate a slow burn.
Interesting takes though.

A24 slowburn of 19 pages of nothing until a jumpscare at page 20 KINO

>>7697557
lmfao

CRAB 4 --- Round 2 ---- my votes (1/???)
The reasons for my votes are gonna differ from last round, cause man, a lot of time has passed, I feel more older than I really am
[EXCLUDING TEAM MEMBERS AND THEIR RIVALS]
[You done Good guys, I hope you get the votes you deserve]
Cuckoo Clock: Ash

Starting off with this, is really no contest, Caddi's entry really wasn't an entry, more just a collection of drawings that are well done, but when compared to Ash's entry, where there's a simple, yet clear and entertaining story, showing both rivals from the getgo, told it in a cohesive way and great art on top, it feels like Caddi the Homonculous just isn't trying, and just came here to BDSM anyone who looks hot… hmmmmmm… Not gonna lie though, the Cuckoo Rave idea is so Good, I wish it actually involved both parties to dance for victory .
Pretzel making: Fishimote

Lovell's entry is slightly better than Feddie's entry, in that it has a proper story and interesting ideas put to the table, but man does it show that it's a WIP, the rest of the pages feel like the printer ran out of ink so that story can't be understandable anymore, which is weird, because Fishimote's entry is also WIP, but it manages to tell it's story more clearly despite the limitations like it's an artistic choice, as some might say.

The Big Bad Wolf: Ana

I like both entries for what they are, Juggle's entry for being a simple and fun rendition from Juggle's perspective, and Ana's a more darker, more action-heavy story that tries to flesh out some ongoing subplots, also that scene with the german family is cute, tragic ending tho, for this round though, I think Ana's entry left a more lasting impact for me. Also seeing people being down bad for her wolf form is funny.

>>7697692
Yodelling: Speedrun/Eli

Now this, this is what I call a Redemption Arc.

Ririna's entry was intially the one I was (in a morbidly curiosity type of way) anticipating in this round, but sadly it felt like the shock has left and all I have is a okay story, good art, but otherwise, nothing I wanna come back to, Speedrun's entry on the other hand, is just a solid entry all around, the story is more tight-knit, yet it a good amount of gags to spice up the yodelling showdown, also Bakutsu gets killed, kino entry, massive upgrade over the first one.

Kastenlauf: Toabyak

Speaking of which, oh Toabyak, what a unfortunate situation you've been put in, your opponent dropping out mid-match for other priorities whose to the average person should notice that is an idiotic move for the most part, making all the efforts of the former wasted, I don't wanna come off as harsh as is apparent he's not doing well atm...

But Shirley's comic is better overall, as it tells a more cohesive entry that doesn't wallow in what it lost, but that's the advantange that a replacement would have by default, that's the catch, so to be honest, I'm just gonna throw Toby a bone for pity, hope the 3rd round his luck gets better. Just don't wallow too much over what you lost, instead try to make the best out a bad situation like I did with my entry, even if its something more simple.


Chocolate House: Melody

Oh boy, this one's a doozy, I like Gretchen's entry, the whole cooking show plot is nice, the coloring's as Gucci as last round, and the ending's cute and sweet, also Atta pulling that face's memeworthy already, but I like Melody's story even more, the whole narrative about self-worth and and the way Melody checks her objectives without betraying herself is just Gucci, also Adel gets pwned by a rock, Wizard of Oz-style, Kino entry, 10/10.

>>7696764 (OP)
https://pastebin.com/giaJcM4v
Entry pastebin

>>7697697
Save the Princess: Zehya
Clovis' entry is a Good display of both characters, I like the payoff of Clovis' idea that killing removes the soul curse off your body, which bites him in the head right after that was disproven, that said though, I like Zehya's entry more, the character interactions, the conflict over who to sacrifice, and Zehya's struggle over reclaiming autonomy from Atta's control is pretty well written and shown, and the ending, man, no words on how much I'm hooked to see what's to come.
The Black Forest: Hemma
Ellie's entry is well illustrated as usual, but it sucks to see the setup go nowhere because of it being unfinished, however seeing Ellie and Hemma's relationship being at odds with the round in their room is bittersweet and well done, funny enough it feels like a prologue to Hemma's entry, speaking of which.. Hemma's entry is one of those undisputed peaks of this round, seeing that conflict find a satifying resolution with Hemma find the light at the end of the tunnel with Ellie is just, perfect, 11/10

Okay, I'm gonna do a lightning round just to not have explode my mind and repeatedly post here:

Werewolf: Smoke
both entries have their strengths and weaknesses, but I like Smoke's entry more, main because of the story.
Rats of Hamelin: Dizzy
the story was a bit hard to follow near the end, but it ended nice and tight and had a conclusion, where as Jun-ho's entry set up some interesting ideas and themes but didn't go anywhere.
Nosferatu: Berno
Ignatius' Entry is well written in it's narrative but Berno's entry is much more compelling to me.
Fichtl's War: SM
I like Fluxxo's entry, the plot, it's use of cameos, the art, it's all well done, but, there's something in SM's entry I just can't deny, it's so peak in all regards, that I legit got emotional at the end.
Krampus: Needle
both entries are alright, but I found Needle's entry cute.
Musicians of Bremen: Giggles
Giggles' entry is more easy to follow, also Giggles is so huggable.

>>7697706
4/4
Kneipe: Marv
I like both entries, but Marv's ending is too funny to dismiss.

Walpurgis: Berry
It's cathartic seeing Atta what she deserves.

The Wild Hunt: Ivy
this one's a default win, but I still like Ivy's entry either way.

The Nibelungs: Mendi
Mendi throwing the wormcat was funny.

Bratwurst: Scarlet

Scarlet's story is much more clear and tighter than Axxpos' story, though the art is much nicer there.

Schutzenfest: Adel

Okay, in such a courageous manner, I decided to start reading for the first time and...
oh wow, I like Adel's entry more.
some parts drag on with how they're written like Adel herself writing it, embellishment and self-agrandizing, but I manages to fresh out a pretty simple plot pretty well, I'm already imagining how both participants' powers with how it's told, for example, and boy they are equally lethal, this entry feels like a umcomprimised story I wanted to see in this tournament, and I'm pleasantly to find one of them in here of all places.

Okay, that's enough yapping, my mind needs some rest, good night.

>>7696764 (OP)
It's over 3000 words for full reviews:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WBGGcO9IwWCod9APgKA3tr_2vXfSFlDPPYPRiEF-MBw/edit?tab=t.0

Abbreviated votes for ease on the GM and votecounters:

>Cuckoo Clock: (Ash)
>Pretzel Making: (Fishimote)
>Big Bad Wolf: (Jugglejack)
>Yodeling: (Speedrun)
>Kastenlauf: (Shirley)
>Nosferatu: (Berno)
>Fichtl's War: (Scary Movies)
>Krampus: (Nio)
>Doppelganger: (Kell)
>Elves: (Head Investigator)
>The Rauhnachte: (Time Warrior)
>Wolpertinger: (Birthday Knight)
>Dragons: (Cops)
>Musicians of Bremen: (Giggles)
>Kneipe: (Kelly)
>Walpurgis: (Berry)
>Brautwurst: (Ax'ppos)
>Schutzenfest: (N377)
>The Nibelungs: (Savage Henry)

Ash - I dunno if Caddi's entry is unfinished or supposed to be this short, but there isn't much going on. Really enjoyed Ash and her plot with the evil clock guy.

Fishimote - both entries are unfinished but Fishimote was easier to read. Lovell's entry was berely understandable besides the first two pages.

Ana - It was pretty dark and I liked the story with the father and the daughter.

Speedrun - Enjoyed his entry where he gets cursed to only talk in yodeling.

Shirley - The artstyle and plot as a whole was better there.

Gretchen - That's a hard choice, both have charm and have Gretchen and Melody become friends but Gretchen's entry was more funnier, especially the part where Gretchen stands up injured .

Clovis - It was more enjoyable then the game with Clovis leading Zehya into a trap and Zehya then cutting his head off in the end.

Hemma - Another hard choice, I like the little romance between Hemma and Ellie on both sides. The almost almost made me chose Ellie's entry but then the fight with the gnome did it for me.

Smoke - Liked the plot here more despite it stopped using pictures and only uses text until the end.

Dizzy - Was more colorful and fun.

Berno - His entry was more fun and gets to clap another woman. He has my vote again.

Scarymovies - Puh, no idea which to choose. I enjoyed both of them but Scarymovies' game was alot of fun, so there goes my vote.

Needle - I enjoyed this more. Needle is a fun character.

Kell - I enjoyed the plot with the Doppelganger. I could barely read most of Huang's entry.

Head Investigator - Liked the fight scenes and the end with the kid getting a new family.

Time Warrior - I love every panel of it, even the cover.

Dea - I liked that one with the corrupted Leon.

Cops - The Cops were much funnier, I like the scene where they enter the still clean room and call it a mess only to turn it into an actual mess.

Giggles - Wholesome comic.

Mendi - I like the part were Henry gets beaten by Scarymovies.

I couldn't get Pastebin to work so.
https://files.catbox.moe/irolmk.pdf

Fishimote
Ana
Speedrun
Shirley
Gretchen
Zehya
Hemma
Dizzy
Berno
Fluxxo
Nio
Head Investigator
Time Warrior
BKnight
Gilroy
Giggles
Kelly
Ivy
N377
Henry

Put pasta sauce on my titties and let that cat worm thing lick my nipples clean

Its time to vote.

https://strawpoll.com/QrgewJVkbyp

>>7697879

>that face
Corrective rape for Atta

>>7698048
We need the ant...

best ship is adel x bakutsu

>>7698150
And then they were both crushed by a large boulder. The End.

Clovis kisses Scarymovies on the mouth I've seen it

Hey guys I'm new votes

KEKOO CLOCK
W: ASH
Beatitiful work from Ash. It had Giggles and Caddy in fairy tale with a brown tomboy, you can´t beat that.
Caddi´s was short and looked unfinished.

PRETZEL
W: FISHIMOTE
His was less unfinished and it was funny, honestly.

BIG BAD WOLF
W: JUGGLEJACK
The clown´s had gratuitious nudity with a rocking body and Ana´s had a cute girl with too much body hair.
I think Ana took the role of the wolf way too literally. Groom yourself hippie.

KASTENLAUF
W: TOABYAK
I know I should vote for Shirley but the first page of the pirate killed me and how he made fun of Bakutsu
for being a weeb prevented me from being revived. I like those stupid things, and "feeling something" is more important
than raw quality.

WEREWOLVES
W: SMOKE
One had an "it was just a dream" moment and the other one our girl Smoke, I love her.

NOSFERATU
W: BERNO
Cucking someone through her Oedypus complex is the finest form of cucking, wonderful, and I don´t know who´s the titty mama but for making me
attracted to someone older than 25, you deserve another praise. It´s ok for crabs that focus on writing to give text entries but you
know how to draw, man. Draw.

FICHTL´S WAR
W:???
I´ve seen other crabs abtain from voting sometimes, I´ll do it here.

KRAMPUS
W: NIO
Both were equally good so I´ll let my dic decide : Nio.

DOPPLEGANGER
W: KELL
One entry is gay, kinda emo and uses the concept in a boring way, yet it had a great entrance of Head Investigator; the other is very hard
to read and unfinished. Get it togheter chink man, you can do it next time.

ELVES
W: Head Investigator
I laughed at the tranny joke, I´m ashamed of myself but it worked. The fight of H.I. was more savage.
Leo´s was just ok?

THE RAUHNACHTE
W: TIME WARRIOR
A good story of redemption with good art, deserved vote in my opinion.
I think Hondclops finally clicked for me. He´s just a chill guy that just happens to gore people, comfy character. Not enough, your rival was too much.

>>7698948
WOLPERTINGER
w: 2-3-A
I liked the Leon desing in 2-3-A´s entry and how she cleaned shitposts.
I don´t understand what´s happening in Birthday´s entry desu.

DRAGONS
W: COPS
I didn´t find anything funny in the Cops´ entry but at least I understand what´s happening. The lettering thing is more useful than funny.

MUSICIANS OF BREMEN
W: GIGGLES
Diesel´s entry carries the same problems from the last round and Giggle´s entry has got Giggles, literally the best thing in the universe.

KEIPE
W: MARV
Both have rapechad Marv but I preffer the one with him getting what he wants.
Kelly´s writing was less silly and chaotic than last time and that turned me off.

WALPUGRIS
W: ATTA
Simply way better entry, I think. But ditching the whole pool thing that made her last entry so interesting souds like a mistake. Before
it was about an epic mind game, now she just decides that all the characters belong to her disregarding immunities like Gretchen´s that
literally counter her whole plan. Atta looks like a Goddess of Causality instead of an smart trickster.
Berry´s last entry was funny for her portrayal of the Investigator. Now that´s only her, it just doesn´t work for me. I don´t understand why
turning her into a clown would override the poison. Kinda sloppy.

BRATWURST
W: Ax´pos
Funnier in general. Starting with "I fucking despise women" sold it to me.

NIEBELUNGS
W: MENDY
I´m glad to see Savage Henry being savage but I preffer Goblin´s guy entry in general. The ending killed me and every crab that shows love
to Gretchen is a good crab in my eyes.

RATS OF HAMELIN
W:DITZZY
She´s our beloved Matt Jr.

>>7698948
>Groom yourself
Excuse you?????

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1544315/13#bbspost28130974_post_text I should be VOOOOOOTING

>>7698966
Those are autonomous mindless monsters she makes overcharging cells with healing magic. She can't do complex spells, chanting or anything elaborate without turning it into a mess.
That means that both will get tentacled.
Thanks for the cute drawing fren.
>>7698964
You deserve justice by wax

which girl has the biggest fattest clit

>>7699464
leo

>>7699486
i said girl nigga i aint gay

>>7699464
Dea

>>7699489
Berno we know you're a robotfucker but you're not convincing us we know your gf is made of metal and wires

>>7699464
leo

>>7699464
Ok here's a comprehensive list:
>Melody
Small and barely visible because the pussy is so puffy
>Ivy
You can just make it out through her bodysuit if you get close enough
>Zehya
Smaller than average, thin lips
>Ellie
N/A
>Adel
Small
>Ririna
Uooooh ToT
>Atta
FAT, HUGE, GIGANTIC, MOUTHFILLING
>Ash
Pretty big if you can get past the bush
>Dea
No genitalia, but there's other ways....
>Jugglejack
Big
For you
>Lovell
It's just pure darkness down there
You can find something if you wiggle in though
>Shirley
The clit is average but the vagina is deep
>Ana
Big, with a fat mound
>Berry
Slightly bigger than average, has a glowing LED piercing above it
>Scarlet
It's hard as a
Rock?
>Kelly
What does fox pussy look like? Google it.
>Dizzy
Very short but lots of skin
>Nio
No

>>7699490
That's not me

>>7699493
I thought this was a vote for a moment I was so confused.

>>7699493
Do one of their pubic hair next

>>7699499
it is a vote

>>7699493
This is horrible

Adel? Has tentacles on her pussy.

>>7699532
If you have corrections to make go on and give them

>>7699539
Where's Leo?

>>7699538
Adel is the Great King of Terror, she definitely got some Lovecraftian horrors hiding within her forbidden hole of hell.

She still has a small ass pussy, unfortunately.

>>7699543
I said I'm only talking about the girls
If you wanna describe that in detail you can do that yourself

>>7699543
It's huge and he has a giant blonde bush that looks exactly like his hair so the whole thing just looks like a little man's head and its hilarious looking

>>7699493
IM RUBBING MY....

belly.

Explanations: https://pastes.io/axppos-round-2-voting
I'm going to note that this round I was a little harsh on entries that didn't seem to showcase their opponent, so take all of this with a grain of salt and don't take it personally, since I'll probably regret some of my thoughts a week from now. I also gave my thoughts on my matchup at the end. I didn't get to doing all of the Deadgnosis members, though I do have some brief thoughts on some.

Pretzel Making (Fishimote)
Big Bad Wolf (Ana)
Yodeling (Speedrun)
Kastenlauf (Shirley)
Chocolate House (Melody)
Save the Princess (Toss-up)
THE BLACK FOREST (Hemma)
Rats (Jun-Ho)
NOSFERATU (Berno)
FICHTL'S WAR (Scarymovies)
Krampus (Needle)
Elves (Leo)
THE RAUHNACHTE (Time Warrior)
DRAGONS (Gilroy)
WOLPERTINGER (Withhold)
MUSICIANS OF BREMEN (Diesel)
KNEIPE (Marv)
SCHUTZENFEST (Adel)
THE NIBELUNGS (Mendi)

>>7699557
Lmfao

>>7699576
this vote img iis good i think

>>7699604
>Atta is upset someone revealed to the world that she has a big thick juicy clit

my votes :)
Ash:I enjoyed the trippiness of this one alot. reminds me of those weird episodes of batman the animated series in a good way

Lovell:both were confusing reads but Lovell was less so so they get the point

Ana:the Colors and atmosphere were peak, the part when jugglejack broke in and it became alot brighter was my favorite

Speedrun:the Spell thing was fun

Shirley:really fun anime like battle

Melody:i enjoy the different art style for the folklore

Clovis: The twist was cool and i really like the pacing

Hemma:I love the fantasy rpg styling

Mara Kuja:love the compostion and the wolf coming out of the hand looks sick

Dizzy: cool character design of the old man

Berno:gross goblin has funny faces

Fluxxo: not much to say, just good

Needle:making it into a book with a back was really creative

Kell: funny gag with the car

Leo: funny and stylish

Houndclops: the ending was really funny

2-3-A:Good story to it

Cops:liked the humor of it

giggles:very cute

Henry: nice clean action

>>7696764 (OP)
terrible review votes sorry now if oyu excuse me sir you knoww hat man FUCK you
https://files.catbox.moe/jccpp7.pdf

>>7699576
GM didn't want me abstaining for the Save the Princess vote. I rolled a dice. Clovis won.
Before anyone gets on my ass for doing the same for WOLPERTINGER, Clovis was... first in the listing, so also give the vote to the first in that pairing... so 2-3-A.
Now if you don't excuse me...

>>7700057
w

https://files.catbox.moe/vctl2n.pdf

Here's my votes for this round. Good luck to everyone!

Sorry for the rushed votes
https://pastebin.com/PVDfWYPM

Voting time is over. The final free week before r3 starts now.

Too slow…
But here are some thoughts for those interested.

https://pastebin.com/xbJPYAdK

Sigh... Some people just can't appreciate true clownery. My only regrets are making Atta to manic and that ending text saying "Atta never poisoned anyone again." I've changed it to be more vague but implications are still there I guess.

>>7698954
>Berry's last entry was funny for her portrayal of the Investigator. Now it's only her.
You know there's like 7 other characters in my entry right? Not just Berry?
>I don't understand why turning her into a clown would override the poison.
You might've missed some context, that bite had clown venom from Fluxxo's daughter Shits. I thought the clown bite and the transformation was clear.

>>7699493
>has a glowing LED piercing above it
Interesting

>>7700154
>It is a little sad not to see more of plain Berry explored, since I assume the clown status is permanent.
She'll be back to normal after this round but it isn't gone. It's more like a Jekyll and Hyde situation. DW I'll try to get more of normal Berry explored.
>The first portion is a bit slow and awkward, and didn't really engage me.
I tried having a more slow burn opening but I'll admit I didn't nail the execution. I thought the gif pages could carry it but oh well.
>Felt pretty reliant on the clown twist.
It was a major gambit for me, I had so many doubts for clown Berry but Atta was such a stressful opponent for me I had to take the risk.
Also I can't stop staring at the way you drew Berry in your Entry. Love it.

If y'all want more thoughts then read this google doc. Already posted in the NG thread so these votes count.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17OdpQWSabOjA6jXbLmlWvrelPe6_wsoPV4TQHRsA154/edit?tab=t.0

R3 design for Atta.

>>7700248
Wait is Atta the Grim reaper?

>>7700359
No, "The Shepherd" is a high position within the church, being basically the leader of the empire's vail related research and keeper of secrets.

She will have one other ability/equipment in this form but she keeps being a (relatively) normal human.

>>7700359
>>7700367
As for the skull mask, is the skull of a fair folk leader she killed, the Shepherd and its entourage often don fae skulls because their organization was founded upon the massacre of faeries.

it's a shame some people don't give their thoughts on matches they can't vote for because they're teammates, it would still be nice to hear their thoughts on them.

>>7700248
Meteor-X bait

Ririna is made for being taken care of by an older guy who will gently fondle get and introduce her to sexual desires and make her into the perfect little girl wife

>>7702060
soup? is that you?

>>7702132
I didn't know Soup has taste

Whoever voted for me, you have shit taste.

>>7702135
REALEST NIGGER IN THIS THREAD

what the fuck are these anons smoking

>>7702060
UOOOOH TOT

>>7702188
Boners.

>>7703815
>goddess of supermurder und scheiße
>lost to an eye
>lost to a fish
KWAB
lost rights to the jobber award for submitting incomplete entries

>>7703819
Who are the jobber contenders?

>>7703819
Such a jobber she even jobs to jobbing.

>>7703824
lets see, so far
>Jun-Ho
>Diesel Junkie
>Zehya
>2-3-A
>Leo
>Savage Henry
>Jugglejack
>Caddi
>N377
>Needle
>Scarymovies

>>7703833
If any of these are pitted against one another then the jobbing will be rigged, RIGGED!

A word from the CRAB Council.

>>7703890
Theres no crab council. It would suck balls.

>>7703890
This pic sucks balls

Giggles did nothing wrong! Leave that baby alone!

>>7704252
Oh no... SHE NEEDS ME.
HANG IN THERE ZEHYA, I'LL SAVE YOU.
And we will get married right after that's done.

>>7704398
Hope you are a woman

>>7704686
wo what?

Uploading my unfinished intro
1/?

>>7704398
are you:
* a Woman?
* Devout to a god?
* Nobility?
* Influential?
* Give great foot massages?
if any of these is a no, I'm afraid there's no chance for marriage. Joining her retinue would be the next best option

100 for Sex With Zehya

>>7704793
Now THIS is entertainment.

>>7704804
I can talk myself out of all of those. Trust me bro.

>extended break
are you people stupid?

Extend the submission period instead and everyone gets a benefit.

At least let us vote for the drawing period extension, Roomba.

Everyone has been bitching and moaning for an extension and when we finally get it. suddenly half of you change your mind

>>7705485
Because people wanted extensions for the either the rounds or the submission period, not the fucking resting period. It's unnecessary when you're already given a full week of rest and it unnecessarily prolongs the tournament.

>>7705491
this, its a waste of time

>>7705491
And it's fucking some crabs's schedules.

>>7704793
2/?

He’s so fucking lucky

Tell me about Marv why does he wear the hat?!

>>7705865
To hide his antennae.

Dea was tasked to do some community work after R2, two of which were cleaning up the exterior of the ship-

>>7705934
and checking in the containment center, where some of the most dangerious beings across galaxies are stored, and also readymade Florida Men.

Hey, doomva.
What’s a guy gotta do to put soup back in jail?

Present for the thread.
R3 Intro: https://files.catbox.moe/ezect8.mp4

>>7706668
It's incredible and admirable how self-centered of a Gamemaster you are. You really make it out to be all about yourself, jfc. Anymore ways you wanna suck your own dick?

>>7706668
Mom, I'm in the bucket!

>>7706687
Gonna cry?

>>7706727
Now type that without clearly having your ego bruised, you bitch

>>7705667
3/?

>>7698030
Top 3 results from the shipping poll.

>>7706991
4/?
I will have to finish this once the tournament is over

>>7707004
Hemma and Ellie take the cake, congratulations.

>>7707004
>Clovis and Scarymovies
https://files.catbox.moe/eitdy4.mp4

>>7707004
Where did Berno x time warrior come from

>>7707157
Literally one (1) joke comic

But hey, that's the nature of crab

>>7707043
No steppy-steppy for him.

>>7707157
>>7707198

>>7707004
>gay couple
>lesbian couple
>joke pairing
>and the winner is the straight couple where the girl pegs her femboy bf
this tournament is so queer

>>7707227
There's another that predates this

>>7706668
This is getting out of hand. Your new rules are policing the tone of the entries and how the characters should act. Things that are for the players to decide.
Chill a little bit, Roomba.

>>7707293
Is it? Just different aura around the fight, more pressure and emotion.
And its up to you how to handle it, theres no instant silver If you dont follow everything exactly how its intended

>>7707302
Only thing would be to not make a boring entry If you want your characters to live

>>7707293
>>7707302
>>7707306
This new GM clearly has no trust in his contestants or their ability to vote

>>7707323
Tbf I wouldn't either, there are some true retards out there

>>7707004
Which tourney did it better?

>>7707306
Pretty much this.
All of the new rules are strictly an in-universe thing. There's literally nothing preventing you from just writing around them and "coincidentally" fulfilling the requirements.
Maybe your pacifist character doesn't want to kill, but their opponent won't stop, and on the spot they have to think of a way around that? Maybe the city's architecture gets the kill? Who knows - that's up to the writer.
Just don't make it too convoluted. It seems like this tournament has favored simpler-contained stories with sprinkled intricate moments, rather than complex plots.

>>7707354
>meme sisters
>cute teenage couple
>tie between "rivals to lovers" and the "sibling dynamic turned romantic"
CRAB 3's romance mogged.

>>7707375
C4 has more despair, everything is sad or negative.

>>7707378
>C4 has more despair
My dude, worlds don't even get destroyed anymore. "More despair". Get a load of this dork.

>>7707380
I meant in the characters perspective and the feel on how everything goes you dip

>>7707354
Crab 3 wins but not by much.

>>7707388
>>7707375
I'm a Hemmie stan, there hasn't been a relationship like this one ever in crab.
FIGHT ME.

>>7707382
>I meant in the characters perspective and the feel on how everything goes you dip

>>7707389
The bar is fucking low. I mean prior the Hemmie, the best ship was Vivian x Janitor in CRAB 2, and that one started off with Janny getting cucked.

>>7707354
C4's ships have a better first/second placer. Pretty weak otherwise.

>>7707302
>Is it? Just different aura around the fight, more pressure and emotion.
Yes, it forces you to make it entertaining or interesting in-universe. If you want to create an entry with your character acts like a heel and pisses off everyone, you get fucked. The Roman colosseum format is too limiting.
>theres no instant silver If you dont follow everything exactly how its intended.
I hope we don't get fucked for finding stupid workarounds for dumb rules.

>>7707390
nta
you're not even gon explain how anon is wrong? just this passive aggressive "thehee you know what you said wrong" girly response via meme image?

>>7707451
Anon is a faggot

>>7707410
Memesisters VS Hemmie when?

>>7707484
Memesisters had funny interactions, Hemmie is more about the deep love plot

>>7707484
If you mean a fight, I think Hemma Ellie would win but it would be a fierce battle.

>>7703833
>four headliners are eligible for the Jobber Award
>including a former champion and the former headliner
Damn, /crab4/ truly is the most competitive tourney yet.

>>7707591
>and the former headliner
I meant "former gamemaster", oops!

>>7707354
The actual artists for Memesisters won’t even commit to saying they’re lesbians half the time and the second place ship was lukewarm at best. The other two are one night stands.

Most crab ships are underwhelming. Hellie is probably the most endearing and organic of the lot, and yes that includes Janny/Vivian from Crab 2.

R3 Matchups: https://files.catbox.moe/rknevf.png
Bench Assimilation System: https://files.catbox.moe/s6lirk.png

>>7707706
Oh fuck I'm cumming I got my 1st option OOOOOHHHHRRRRGGGGG YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFUUUUUUCKKKKK OOOOH YEAH FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK

>>7707706
I am also cumming hnhghh

>>7707706
>Clovis vs Berry

>>7707756
>>7707759
It's cumming time boys!

>>7707706
A lot of these matchups fucking suck.

>>7708279
>Didn't get his top option
Sucks to be you hahahahaha

>>7708279
I think the hitlist thing was a ruse
Dm never actually planned for us to be able to choose our opponents, it sounds like most people didn't get anyone on their list, opponents who had eachother as top didn't get matched and those who did get hitlist picks seem random
Dm already has matchups in mind and the few that happened to match hitlists are just a coincidence

>>7708279
>>7708305
A lot of these matchups are underhyped at best or artistically/thematically mismatched at worst. A lot of them straight up don't make sense:
>Kell vs Ellie
>Hemma vs Nio
>Diesel Junky vs Leo
>Head Investigator vs Ignatius
>Berno vs Rubber Golem
>Admiral Pizza included in Jun-Ho vs Scarlet
>Needle vs Atta
>Menachem-whatever vs Houndclops
>2-3-A vs Giggles
>whatever ScaryMovies and Fluxxo are supposed to face
The only matches I could honestly be excited for are Clovis vs Berry and Lovell vs Time Warrior.
I don't like to say this, but Round 2 felt way more hyped and exciting than Round 3 now.

>>7708314
dm seems upset when people figure him out
some crabs called out the fact that the first two rounds had similar themes in certain matchups and he probably thought it would be too obvious or something to logically keep it going
him making round 2 germany also looks like something he thought up last second after someone guessed his actual round 2 location

>>7708314
I'm excited for a ton of these myself. Iggy VS HI, Berno vs Golem, Berry vs Clovis, Zehya vs Shirley, Fluxxo 3 way battle, Giggles vs Dea, could name more.

>>7708369
Same, I think people are just overreacting

>>7708381
>Same, I think people are just overreacting
Lots of complaints coming in during the first round is overreacting. Lots of complaints coming in during the second round and there may be some issues. Lots of complaints coming in during the third round and it can be fairly said that there is definitely valid criticism towards how the DM handles things. I find it quite unfair to brush it off as just "overreacting", when there is a clear mood of disappointment and confusion in the minds of quite a significant group of contestants.

It's understandable that mistakes happen as this is the DM's first tourney, but the mistakes he makes are quite problematic.

>>7708409
"problematic"

>>7708409
I disagree, people were complaining about the factions too in R2 for no reason.
R1 had actual management issues though, and at least it wasn't done again.
I just think people jump on the hate train too easily.
Hell, there was even a newcrab saying how the previous crabs were the good ol' days despite not being there and not knowing anything about it too.

>>7708409
>Problematic
You are part of the problem

>>7708409
By 'significant group,' you mean yourself?

Can we stop the drama posting and just focus on the fun? Either way, I'm at least happy with my match-up. My fourth pick, but still a decent pick.

>>7708314
which ones are artistically mismatched specifically? mind telling us in full detail?

>>7708444
I'm happy with mine as well.

>>7708422
Let me guess, you never heard that word before the internet

>>7708455
>all the questions and chooses to respond to this

>>7708467
I'm just some random person not whoever you're arguing with

>Debbie: Fluxxo, it's going to be a three way for the Gold Medal at The Bucket between you, M4tron and Molly the Mole.

>Fluxxo: You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Molly the Mole and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another CRAB, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a clownetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add M4tron to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at The Bucket, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because M4tron KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try!
So Molly the Mole, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at The Bucket. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at The Bucket. See Molly, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at The Bucket!

>>7708314
>Kell vs Ellie
One eye
>Diesel Junky vs Leo
Firefag
>Head Investigator vs Ignatius
Poison side story
>Admiral Pizza included in Jun-Ho vs Scarlet
Human that travels space in alien-conspiracy-theorist verses alien matchup
>Needle vs Atta
Transient soul vs soul poisoner

Not that hard

>>7708455
The people who talk like that are cancer.

>>7708767
Didn't Hemma have like a ton of mental problems too?

>>7708774
I thought that one was a skill matchup, but yeah, so it might have been a hitlist pick.

>>7708771
If your only reference to a certain word is hearing it in a cancer context online then yeah it's gonna sound like cancer, but that says more about you than it does the word itself

>>7708864
Nah. The intentions are clear.
You are just a faggot.

>>7708864
>It's YOUR fault I talk like this!
Nice deflection bro

Man people just like to start drama huh? Most crabs didn't get the matchup they wanted but that's okay, though Ill admit some of these matchups are just for rigging instead of kino.
I only had Clovis on my list and low and behold I won the lottery, I'm nervous but very excited.
Pray for Berry my fellow crabs, the furry killer's gonna get it.

>>7709017
DEATH FOR BERRY

>>7709017
RAPE FOR BERRY :zamn:

>>7709017
BERRY GONNA DIE

>>7708767
But matchups like Berno vs RG don't make sense, what is he gonna do against that thing?

>>7709060
Fight him, duh
Berno is the type of dickhead to underestimate RG. So once he tries to get rid of him and sees how big he’s getting, he’s gonna get it.

>>7709017
DEATH FOR BERRY

>>7709017
PLEASE KILL BERRY CLOVIS

>>7709017
You know what you must do, Clovis.

>>7709080
>Berry has turned into a clown
>Even the Commissioner has arrived
Damn, Clovis is the Batman (Bale version) to Berry's Joker (Cesar Romero version)

>>7709017
I for one, advocate for Berry to live. :)

>>7709087
Shut up you DORK!

>>7709017
>It's ok because I got matched up with the guy I wanted.
You'll pay for this.

Okay, but what if we smush Berry with a giant boulder?

>>7709017
I swear, I want this stupid bitch DEAD

>>7709017
Go to hell!

>>7709096
I got matched with my first pick too. Having said that, let's bury Berry.

>>7709238
The matchup thing doesn't affect me either, I just want to see BERRY DEATH too.

If Berry has a million haters I’m one of them. If she has 1000 haters I’m one of them. If she has 1 hater it’s me. If she has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is against Berry I am with the world, if the world is for Berry, I am against the world

I give her a blowejobe (-:

Woe be upon ye, CRAB!

>>7709694
Berry blowjobs sound like torture. Imagine how much of your pubic hair she'll pull out with her braces.

>>7709996
No I gives her the blowjoeb

So who are the strongest crabs in terms of skill?
Also who are the ones strongest in terms of lore.
>inb4 Bakutsu

>>7710105
>strongest crabs in terms of skill?
ScaryMovies, Fluxxo, Clovis, Zehya
>strongest crabs in terms of lore?
Lovell, Shirley, Fluxxo, Needle, ScaryMovies

>>7710108
>Needle
good one

Berry has a dick, I don't care if none of you are ready to accept it yet but I can just feel it, I know it's huge, I felt the bulge rub against my shoulder when she leaned behind me, the boner I got was an unmistakable cock boner, I can tell the difference between a cock boner and a pussy boner and my own dick caught onto that futa aura before even I did, it's there, I just need to see it to prove it concretely, you may say it is simply a theory but that is only because I cannot replicate a test to prove it for certain, but like many scientific theories I am so certain of it that I can vouch for it, I am willing to put all trust in my deduction abilities on the line because I am absolutely positive, Berry has a dick.

>>7710146
Alright Marv, calm down. Don't talk about your headliner like that.

>>7710153
>Marv
that is a Clovis post if I've ever seen one

>>7710146
okay but does she have both?

>>7710160
I must research further...

>>7710159
>I felt the bulge rub against my shoulder when she leaned behind me
Clovis is canonically taller than Berry, the only man closest to Berry who could feel her hypothetical cock is Marv, which may explain why he's not into Berry at all despite lusting after most women of the tourney.

>>7710165
Marv is only into delicate girls and furfags, Berry is just too frumpy for him
Clovis could have been sitting down

Did her company give her more than a metal spine? Did they also attach a metal dick to her as well? Someone research this

>>7710174
no its real she was born with it I can also confirm

>>7710177
Wait now you can confirm this?

>>7710174
I'm Berry's creator, yes they gave her a metal dick.

>>7710180
I am Adam West and I confirm this statement. I also confirm that I won 20 dollars at the pachinko machine today! Take that SEGA!

>>7710178
the other guy may not be able to confirm but i can because i saw it in the girls showers

>>7710180
I am ALSO Berry's artist and I agree.

>>7710174
It's the dlc

I cannot believe it
Berry was born with it and we never knew. That explains why we never saw her without her pants. She’s keeping it a secret

>>7710208
have we seen that many other crabs without their pants?

>>7710222
>bullying
anon i am speaking in full honesty from the bottom of my heart when i say i want to twiddle berry's cock penis

>>7710216
Quite a few actually

>>7710227
not enough to consider berry's modesty strange, those are outliers not the norm
berry is not a slut or an exhibitionist she will save it for her true love

CLOVIS IS CANONICALLY A BI FAG HE COULD HAVE HAD BERRY *AND* SUCKED DICK THE TWO WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT TOGETHER WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BREAK UP IT AIN'T RIGHT

>>7710216
A good few. But not berry.
She’s hiding her huge dick

>>7710239
please bros
i need art of berry and her tasty schlong
i beg

I'd fuck Berry. I'd imagine she'd be a cute fuck. Like I imagine her cyborg pussy being modified to also be fucking moist but tight as fuck. Everyday it feels like you fuck fresh virgin pussy. I'd fuck her hard, I'd fuck her deep, I'd wanna fuck her so hard she feels shocks in her cybernetic spine. I wanna hear her meekly cry as she hugs me and tells me to be gentle. Only to continue to thrust further and harder. But I don't wanna hurt her, I wanna make Berry feel joy. I'd never hurt such a cute lady. I'd fuck her and play with her boobs. And after I nut in her, I tell her I love her while I lick up her gentle tears of ecstasy. God I wanna fuck that cute frumpy little woman.

I wanna rape Berry

>>7710301
Calm down, Clovis. Keep your head in the game.

>>7710303
Calm down, Clovis.

>>7710301
I'd fuck Adel. I'd imagine she'd be a cute fuck. Like I imagine her witch pussy being cursed to also be fucking moist but tight as fuck. Everyday it feels like you fuck fresh virgin pussy. I'd fuck her hard, I'd fuck her deep, I'd wanna fuck her so hard she rips her grimoire in half. I wanna hear her meekly cry as she hugs me and tells me to be gentle. Only to continue to thrust further and harder. But I don't wanna hurt her, I wanna make Adel feel joy. I'd never hurt such a cute lady. I'd fuck her and play with her boobs. And after I nut in her, I tell her I love her while I lick up her gentle tears of ecstasy. God I wanna fuck that cute frumpy little woman.

>>7710306
Calm down, Ignatius.

I hate you all

>>7710308
Calm down, Savage Henry.

Everyone is so mean 2 me.

>>7710322
God I want to nut on that spine

I love you all

>>7710322
Show us your penis, Berry

>>7710325
Calm down, Gretchen

>>7710322
Spread them ass cheeks nigga

>>7710356
Settle down, Giggles

>>7710326
Calm down, Leo

>>7710501
Lmfao

>>7710501
Leo and Berry can have kids cause Leo got a pussy and Berry got a cock it's just gonna be weird as fuck tho

>>7710813
True, I wonder If there will be a mention of the scars in Leo's r3

>>7710322
>>7710891

>>7710813
You are so right. There is literally no chemistry between them but maybe they do belong together

Dea changed a lot since R2, man

Which Team do you want to win?

>>7711663
Sacred Coven

CoC can still win

>>7711701
Kek

>>7711663
Xenomania or Freakshow seem to be the most likely candidates - not very surprising but I am fine with either of them winning.

CoC otherwise for the underdog charm.

>>7711663
Xenomania

>>7711663
Misfits

>>7711663
Mine

>>7711663
Bad/evil endings:

Xenomania
Funhouse
Sacred Coven
Deadgnosis
Scum Scavengers
Misfits

Good/heroic endings:

Court of Chaos
Chariot
Amp
Nullstars

>>7712137
>Chariot
>good
>Lovell and Ana
Lol ok

>AMP
>good
>Marv nearly raped Kelly last round
>N377
Lol ok

>>7712137
DeadGnosis? Goodiest ending.

>>7712145
Marv is just based like that. You wouldn't get it.

That Doomva sure thinks highly of himself for someone who shares an operating system with a blowjob robot

>>7712137
>bad ending
>Xeno is on top
Did Leon make this list?

>>7712155
He takes pride on his blowjobs. That's how he got his position.

>>7712180
>calling Xeno bad when only Clovis is the evil one
Melody’s storyline all tourney is wrapped up in her conflict with him. If she doesn’t beat his ass and take control of the team by the end of round 3 I’ll be shocked.

>>7712215
Headliners are the ones making the final call.

>>7712215
>Clovis is evil
pussy

>>7712200
It was the only one with an actual plan too.
We need better candidates

>>7712137
>Nullstars
>Heroic
That team is almost Pure Neutral. And I don't trust Needle.

You have to make a harem with at least one member of each team
No skipping teams you gotta pick someone
Who do you choose

Yes, you must fuck them

>>7712349
Clovis
Fluxxo
Ririna
Ash
Dea
Leo
Ana
Berry
Ignatius
Berno

>>7712349
Melody, Ivy, Zehya, Atta, Kell, Jugglejack
Lovell, Dizzy, Nio

>>7712349
ADEL
ASH
ATTA
ANA
RUBBER GOLEM

>>7712356
>literally just picks the girl from every team he can and also a femboy
lol

>>7712356
Marv, stop fuck off.

>>7712356
D-Dea bros?

>>7712366
Dea is unironically one of - if not - THE most unfuckable female characters in the history of this tournament. It's baffling how un-sexy she is. Genuine trash ass character. I'd rather fuck Berlo than Dea.

>>7712349
Scary Movies.

>>7712392
Dea might be one of the few characters in this tournament I want to fuck

>>7712366
Either this is someone who’s doing this ironically or soup, shut the fuck up. No one wants dea

>>7712410
Don't namedrop you nigger

>>7712410
I would

>>7712409
Berno... BEGGING YOU to ACQUIRE TASTE

ok screw the fuck list
rate the least sexy characters

The post to kill this thread with

>>7712502
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>7712502
We need more stupid drawings posted in here, I know crabs make them even during round worktime.

>>7712502
I need more of this

>>7712502
another crab pet

>>7712349
Melody
Ivy
Gretchen
Atta
Leo
Shirley
Berry
Dizzy
NIO

>>7712739
All day. All night.
The one who can pull me out will be crowned King of crab.

Berno x Dea feels forced as fuck

Dea is just cute, ok? maybe she's no big titty sexy bitch but she's homely and simple and that's attractive in its own way

Who's your favorite Xenomania member?

>>7712953
The worm baby Scary impregnated Clovis with

>>7712963
Is that worm Xenomania, Freakhouse Funshow, or Misfits? All three?

>>7712973
I don't mean the xenomorph
I mean the lovechild they had while having S E X
Consensually

>>7712502
Duo round when?

>>7712953
Melody and Jun.

>>7712953
Smoke and Clovis

>>7712913
She looks like a hobo.

>>7713056
A cute hobo

>>7713032
>>7712502
pokemon battle

>>7712749
this but with Shirley

Hi guys, I'm early delivery

Which Crab would be the weakest to anal?

>>7713994
zehya, much like she's the weakest in nearly everything, why do you think atta controls her easily

>>7713994
Zehya, Atta, Adel (female villains)
Hemma, Kell (femboys)
Doomva

>>7714006
Doomva would have turbo extra suction If it had an ass

>>7714158
Also, when new thread?

>>7712349
Hemma
Ivy
Ellie
Aiyori
Dea
Leo Buckingham
Lovell
Berry
Ignatius
Nio

>>7712349
Clovis
Fluxxo
Gretchen
Ax'ppos
Head Investigator
Time Warrior
Lovell or Shirley
N377
Ignatius
Berno

>>7712392
And Jupiter wasn't?

>>7714231
1) Jupitur was hardly a crab.
2) I can fix her.

>>7712349
Clovis
Fishimote
Zehya
Admiral Pizza
Kell
Savage Henry
Shirley's Swordsman
Rubber Golem
Ignatius
Berno

>>7712349
Melody
Ivy
Gretchen
Hime
Kell
Jugglejack
Caddi
Marox
Ignatius
Nio

>>7712349
Melody
Zehya
Ivy
Ana
Atta
Nio
Jugglejack
Berry
Dizzy
Dea

ur all just picking jugglejack because shes the only female on her team arent u

>>7714399
No.

>>7714405
except you, ignatius
we know

>>7714399
I want the clussy b0ss

>>7714399
I WANT TO FUCK THE TIME WARRIOR

>>7713994
Time Warrior

>>7714399
Ye, If I was gay I would pick TW

I want to have sex with Smoke. You know they have crazy deepthroat game and like slapping your cock on their face and asking if it feels good.

>>7714416
Smoke looks like 12

Jugglejack is better.

>>7714419
>Smoke
no they don't? wtf, they look like a retarded 20 year old

>>7714416
I want to fuck Jugglejack. You know her body is elastic as a springboard and that she likes playing cute little pranks on you during the act.

Berno should rape time warrior methinks

>>7714423
She looks like she loves eating ass

>>7714427
stop it

You're all lucky the internet is an abstract intangible thing because if this place was a physical location I would have bombed it by now

>>7714416
Smoke is like the incredible gassy but without the incredible and for dreams

Whoever you are that wants to fuck Smoke? I hope your dick explodes. Or your clitoris. I don't care.

>>7714460
Hell yeah it's gonna explode... From how hard I slam it into them! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BABY, LET'S GO, GHOST SEX!

Fishimote would be a good fuck. He is a virgin but naturally talented at sex. Erotic fish. Hmmm!!!!

>>7714463
which crabs do you think are virgins?

>>7714466
Gilroy, Fishi, Smoke, Melody, Jun, Adel, Ash, Henry, Ana, Speedrun, Bakutsu, N377, Scarlet, Leon, Scarymovies

Time Warrior, Zehya and 2-3-A lost theirs during the tournament

>>7714473
>Scarymovies

>>7714466
zehya before atta was done with her

>>7714477
I fucked SM

>>7714478
Women cannot steal other women's virginities.

>>7714542
Virginity is a state of mind, Atta mindraped her so hard that it was possible

>>7714680
>Wojaks

I WANT TO WIN!! I WILL WIN!!!!

>>7714700
You wouldn't like Head Investigator or his author (Wojjie) then

>>7714709
I don't

>>7714703
I WILL LOSE!!!!

>>7714680
Ngl bru but this isn't cutting it

Alright CRAB, which femboy would you have slept with rather?
Kell or Hemma?

>>7714889
Kell

>>7714889
liking femboys is gayer than liking regular guys

>>7714889
Kell. Shame no one hit.

>>7714940
I hit it. Tight fembussy.

>>7714889

kell bc she has woman hips and sometimes boobs

>>7714958
Leo...

>>7714969
Uhm, Kell tops Leo, my dude.

>>7714940
Surprised no one did, honestly

>>7714889
Kell has long hair so I can fuck his ass thinking it's a woman

>>7713994
Probably Leo
He might bust the moment the dick goes in

thats bc Ellie made her move quick with Hemma. Leo does not want to embrace the ship

>>7714994
Yeah bro when that hairy nutsack slams against yours that really sells the experience

I wish Hemma was a girl

>>7715006
if your team wins, that can benyour wish

>>7715000
Femboys shave their balls nigga

>>7715000
Kell has robot balls

Not gonna lie, I'd love to suck Ignatius' cock. It would probably feel like sucking on a freshly grilled sausage and his cum may melt my insides, but God I need that fucking himbo to rail me.

>>7715067
get off the computer, Adel

>>7714889
Leo. He's got a bigger ass

>>7715222
now who has the biggest ass to smallest ass in crab

>>7715267
for guys. i say Leo but Iggy takes it cause he has a whole bakery back there. While someone with a small to no ass would be someone like Gilroy
For girls, it's either Atta or Melody for the biggest and the smallest goes to Dea since she is built with no ass

What about boobs

>>7715302
Biggest is probably Dizzy and smallest Ririna.

>>7715285
Atta and Melody threesome

>>7715267
We counting the non-humans in that? I don't think anyone needs to say anyone like Houndclops Leon or Ax'ppos in the "small ass" department.

>>7715302
Dizzy > Gretchen > Atta > Melody > M4tron > Caddi > Shirley > Kelly > Ivy > Jugglejack > Nio > Berry > Adel > Dea > Debbie > Aiyori > Ash > Ana > Zehya > Ellie > Scarlet > Ririna > Lovell

>>7715351
we shouldn't count Dea because she's just a robot but we can count her in her human form

uUnfortunately we saw very little of it and can't say for certain if she has ass

>>7715406
accurate just put gretchen beneath m4tron

>>7715406
Adel should be pretty low. That witch is an A or a B.

>>7715546
nta
I need more evidence of M4's ass being big.

>>7715982
That was boobs not ass.

>>7715982
im talking about boobs. Agree that M4tron has a dumptruck

>>7716034
>>7715991
I just want to see her ass

I need that pink rabbit to sit on my face

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