Thread 7755123

>all of michaelangelos men are juicy af no homo
>all his women look like men but with absurdly botched boobjobs
this lil nigga was 100% zesty right?

>>7755123 (OP)
You just don't understand 15th century beauty standards, anon

from what I read, Michelangelo acted like an incel

Wasn't it very hard to get nude female models?

>>7755131
Yes, he was forced to resort to referencing from male models even as he painted women.

He also carried on an intense and highly amorous correspondence with a handsome younger man so who knows, maybe he wanted the bussy.

>>7755131
even still his contemporaries were much better at drawing women

>>7755135
uh...is this why everyone only glazes his sistine chapel?

>>7755123 (OP)
It is unironically his style
consider that his gay crush is 17 year old twink and many other young men

>>7755131
>>7755132
Why was that the case? Werent women seen as lesser? Why couldnt they just pull out a slave or something?

>>7755149
i think that depended on the client or patron. If the patron allowed the painter to use random slaves as references. Idk

>>7755123 (OP)
Like all the archaic anti woman garbage from the past, historically women neither were allowed to draw, nor pose nude for art, so they used men to improvised.

>>7755166
Sounds based honestly

>>7755169
The middle east is right there and is wartorn, poor, and full of faggots who rape other men because lack access to women this is the shithole you are admiring.

>>7755221
thats a brownskin thing not a no woman thing

>>7755223
it's a paranioid cuck thing that only failure celebrates it

>>7755149
>>7755162
>slaves
are you retarded? Slavery in Western Europe was abolished in the 8th century AD

>>7755123 (OP)
Reminds me of Chowder.

He predicted the troon. A true visionary.

>>7755123 (OP)
women are naturally ugly unless make up and botox jobs are applied on them. while men are made in the image of God Himself.

>>7755221
Sounds like you made up a whole bunch of stuff and started rambling about the middle east for no reason, take your meds and lie down

>>7755123 (OP)
first of all, stop talking like zoomer niggers
second, until the 20th century prostitutes were the only models you could get and he was painting in the fucking vatican, which also didn't want people getting hardons

>>7755246
>are you retarded?
it's 3rd worlder zoomers coming in, thinking Europe was like their fallen shit holes. They don't know anything, basic education in US is just holocaust, plantation slavery and other bs like that condensed to bullet points

>>7755373
>>7755246
Niggers, slavery was huge in Venice and Genoa well into the 15th century, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>7755123 (OP)
Based futa enjoyer

>>7755512
Now is the time to stop acting retarded

>>7755123 (OP)
Dude was a hack when it came to "figure illustration". All his contemporaries mog him to oblivion. Imagine comparing such a perma/int to Leonardo da Vinci. Madness!!!

>>7755529
I'll tell you one thing. And I'm not ashamed to say it. My estimation of Renaissance Era Italians just fucking plummeted.

>>7755512
>>7755522
>>7755529
any idea what sort of government/policy change happened there?

>>7755149
>Werent women seen as lesser?
the effects of modern education and Zeitgeist, man.

>>7755135
they probably had their wife and daughters pose.

>Hurr let me be a selective retard who keeps perpetuating a myth for (You)'s.
At least you're just some cuck on 4cuck spewing this shit and not Sabine Howard or any "serious academic" that is still uneducated.

>Erm ok chud he can actually draw young women and their bodies properly but he can't sculpt them, look at the tits on Night-- ACK!!!
There.
Myth dispelled.
Anyone who replies to this thread at all beyond this post is a obsessed nigger shitskin tranny beneath me, and your mother will die in her sleep before the end of the week, and no, no amount of "Protection Dog" or sharks or whatever can save her.
Thread closed!

>>7755770
>>7755774
Who are you quoting, retarded nigger

>>7755813
OP, Sabin Howard whom I name in the post but clearly you're too much of a dumb nigger shitskin troon to read, and finally >>7755138.

>>7755770
>>7755774
tranny physique

>>7755818
You're a shitskin nigger, but I cannot contradict you on that because I don't know what a "Tranny physique" looks like, you sound like you masturbate to trannies a lot though, so you would know.

>>7755822
as an expert on trannies, gotta say, you really type like one blud. post bussy or pyw

>>7755826
>As an expert on trannies
All I need to hear to confirm my theory that /lgbt/ niggers are astroturfing classical artists names as their own in a big psy ops campaign.
>Post bussy
No thanks, I'm not an expert on fags either but that isn't even tranny lingo, that's fag lingo for full on bio male asshole, therefore you both just called me a man, and admitted to being a faggot too, therefore I won't be posting shit, I don't negotiate with literal nigger faggots. Blow it out your HIV ridden ass

>>7755828
>I'm angry because tranny jews in my walls are completely right
ok

>>7755830
>are completely right
Just because you admit you are a tranny nigger jew in my walls doesn't mean the second part of that sentence is correct, I'm glad you admit to the first part though Xister.

>>7755836
pyw

>>7755840
I only post my work for other straight white men to critique, sorry tranny, maybe someday you'll see it in--
Oh who are we kidding, you don't actually like art, you just like gooning to gay porn all day when trying to we wuz historical painters, you'll never see it.

>>7755845
then don't whine when someone posts on topic, tranny obsessed gay permabeg

>>7755846
>Brings up trannies first
>Says its on topic
>Gets mad over being called out on being a queer
So this is the so called "highly intelligent" and "Cultured" gay men I hear so often about.
Turing himself must be looking up right now with pride that you're representing him.

>>7755848
you have the retarded kind of Asperger's and shouldn't be allowed unrestricted internet fyi

>>7755853
And you shouldn't be within 500 feet of a school zone nigger, now go cuddle with your parasite ridden husband in bed, you announced to everyone in this thread you're a faggot and proud so you can stop throwing a tantrum anytime, or are you such a failure of a man that you're somehow a gaycel and have nothing better to do?

>>7755857
ok sweetie :*

>>7755817
You don't even know how to use the quote function properly, kill yourself back to /pol/ tourist