Thread 211655607

Pied Piper edition

just seen that nigga lose to speed

>>211655607 (OP)
he got an emergency incall request at the gherkin

>>211655607 (OP)
Giga Cronem. He's head of Gherkin security

>>211655617
Disagree
As soon as I leave work I disconnect
Don't you?

How can I get £1 coins into my bank do I literally just walk into the bank with a bag of hundreds of £1s? Won’t the person there absolutely hate me

actually mental that there are now black people making brit threads

>new thread is dead for a few minutes while everyone waits for the timer to count down
what a stupid feature

>>211655758
That's their job lad

ASHTON HALL LOST TO SPEED

in another domain
on another level
ikykyk

>>211655758
legally they only have to accept up to £20 in £1-£2 coins in one service

>>211655607 (OP)
Ziedbelg's crush

>>211655758
want to laugh and make fun of your ignorance but i dont actually know myself kek

>>211655758
get them exchanged for notes at one of those machines
and then exchange the notes for usable tender like apple pay

>>211655758
You can get ripped off by a coinstar machine first for the sake of not looking like a broke twat.

fucking white losers in the other thread trying to make their chinky gf fantasy edition happen LMFAO

poundlands just been sold for a pound looool

LIV
ERP
OOL

£5, £10 and £20 coins are not legal tender they are collector's items only

Mental how 190 still calls back to those posts of mine that he liked so much

>>211655758
put them into those little plastic bags in 20 pound amounts then bring it

>>211655829
they take 20%

Heard on the grapevine that 4chan WON'T be banned.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1749713795884692.webm It's his attitude that makes it so good.

>>211655829
What machines? The only ones coming up is coin star which don’t give you cash they give you a voucher to spend in a shop and I don’t want that

>>211655758
asda machine. drop all the coins in itll count it print a receipt and then the lady at the desk will give you it as notes

>>211655758
You can get these plastic coin bags and put 100 £1 coins in each, a bank or Post Office might be able to give you them. Then they often have a set of scales or a counting machine that can check you've put the correct amounts in. You'll probably be asked to bag them up yourself because they have a queue of customers they could be serving in the meantime.

>>211655849
corr cheers for the new desktop wallpaper

>>211655882
um

where is mousey though for real

>>211655888
They must have changed it, coinstar used to give you cash notes.

>>211655758
theyve got a machine that does it

>>211655897
Meant to say 20 £1 coins in a bag. You can also buy them online by the look of it too.

>>211655924
Yeah they did too many drugmongs started using them

>>211655882
cant get over that this was just a normal bloke until he got attention for putting makeup on one time
>>211655917
Wasn't mousey the one making the goodintent uk threads?

>>211655896
>gracelessly-expire.jpg

pie for tea
steak and black pudding for me cor

>>211655917
*points to night sky*
see that star? that's mousey. he's in a better place

>>211655882
the descent of everyone one of these creators who start of sfw is staggering. the financial incentive traps every one of them no matter how defiant they are to begin with

Need a blowjob

>>211655917
When was the last time he posted? It's been long enough that we can assume mihai is either sectioned or god forbid passed

okay but how do I get the tin to the shop it's too heavy to carry even a short distance

>>211655958
*unzips*
crack on then mouthlikeahooverlad

they have a machine in natwest where you tip all your coins in and then you give the receipt to the little man at the desk and he puts it in your account

>>211655967
How did you manage to get so many coins in the first place?

>>211655967
Put it in a wheelbarrow

Sabrina Carpenter is too much of a womanlet to get my blood pumping

No doubt she's far prettier than the average girl and I wouldn't even register as a human to her, but regardless, doesn't really do it for me.

>>211655998
i pick them off the pavement

>>211655917
he posted some bizarre runescape image earlier today, pretty sure he exclusively posts in the osrs general on /vg/ which is 100% unhinged

The Jews did this

>>211655897
These ones yeah?

>>211655967
hire one of the security blokes with the crash helmets who collects money from shops and banks

>>211655948
same lad
so gettt in i said

>>211656033
i look like this

>>211656013
Alri Shmuel

>>211656007
shes going to be utterly ruined by bouncing on BBCs at this point if you got to shag her

>>211656007
for me it's the ghoulish demonic makeup. very unnerving it gives me fight or flight reaction

>>211656007
womanlet isnt the issue
its her proportions
v unaesthetic and dysgenic looking figure

>>211655957
Finn was already a massively popular Minecraft streamer, I don't think he needed any more money. Dudes just a coomer with a sissy fetish. It's not his wallet that made him do it but his penis.

Iran has done more to fight against the International Jew that any country since NS Germany.

Mossad has tried killing their nuclear scientists for decades the way they hunted National-Socialists after 1945.

>>211655917
he hasn't posted in years
>>211656015
that's an impersonator

>>211656032
Yes.

>>211656007
she's got a weird bobble head

>>211656007
she looks uncanny

>>211656072
everyone always needs more money.

>>211656007
I don't think she's even pretty. She has a horsey face. If she were British she'd fit right in with chav mums in Essex.

>>211656007
She's not even pretty, she's a complete trollop.

>>211656060
wee pyjama fella

Did the young female singer act sexually provocative or controversial?
Did it while promoting her new album did she?
All over the headlines and social media you say?
Truly unheard of.

>>211656072
that's where it's all gone wrong
these days only men are in for the love of being a slag
women just don't have that desire these days too much money in it for nothing

er is that allowed??

>be in the toilbuilding with the Latvian
>have a message from the toilberg
>we need to talk seriously and I feel like it's a difficult conversation to have. I will try to be in tomorrow to have it in person as it would be easier I think than online
>definitely getting fired by the toilberg
>mention it to the Latvian
>I was meant to go out with my husband to lunch since we haven't done it in a few weeks but I don't like you being alone if you're getting fired so I'll come in

right then
it's happening I guess

>>211656127
:3

sucking a wine

>she's got a weird bobble head
>I don't think she's even pretty. She has a horsey face. If she were British she'd fit right in with chav mums in Essex.
>She's not even pretty, she's a complete trollop.

these unreal engine 5 games are all so terrible

>>211656093
cabergeonamadone!!!!!

mousenonce? working as a lawyer in florida i believe

>>211656138
the bad ending

Cause I'm too messy
Then I'm too fucking clean

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQirCU0axa4

>>211655967
>>211656037
a full on security guard walking into the bank with £15 worth of pound coins in a rusty old tin can in full SWAT gear for some smelly incel

uploaded my benefits statements to get my council tax reduced xxx

>>211656108
>>211656109
I'm trying to be generous. The average woman is a munter. But in a room full of models and actresses I don't think Sabrina would be noticed. This might be why her gimmick is "overt sexuality". She's not the prettiest but she can be the "easiest"

lol why does nobody give a shit about these norn ireland riots

>>211656184
Doubt I can get fired
Probably being told the contract isn't be renewed in July
Either way I'm aiming to convince her to divorce then marry me

She's not British?Why do you fuckers talk about her so much then

>>211656086
Thanks matey

>>211656242
english press doesn't care about anything that happens in other parts of the country unless they can use it to beat the snp/plaid/sinn fein etc.

Fereydoon Abbasi Davani, Iranian nuclear physicist.

That is pure Aryan physiognomy. Grey blue eyes are an indicator of noble Aryan ancestry.

>>211656242
because everyone supports them. the government and their media lackeys can't be having that, so not much coverage

>>211655882
has this done anything with real wilberts or just dildos and toys?

sir vishwash ramesh

>>211655882
wew
e
w

Wasn't he straight to begin with?

>>211656242
Forget northern ireland exists unless it pops up in the news to be honest

>>211656242
Media blackout.

>>211656248
>Either way I'm aiming to convince her to divorce then marry me
Godspeed canschad

>>211656242
Because they are hardly riots. Nothing like Southport ones

>>211656242
I think most people quietly support them, other than wogs of course. But it's not voiced because y'know, Orwellian state and that.

>install grindr looking a suck off
>lad 20m way offering to suck my willy

tempted but at the same time he's clearly in my apartment block and dont want to run into some fella i've spunked my load down when i'm going to the bins or something

Statistically speaking, there’s likely to be at least one person in India named Dishpoo.

Coinlad, I asked a friendly lad of mine who used to work in the bank as a teller
They don't care especially since covid with the transition to more and more cashless societies a lot of them are bored as fuck during the day
You just might have to wait a bit since they won't count it on the spot.

Just go in and ask if you can drop in a bunch of bags and tell them you can wait till they count it.

>>211656242
Because it's Norn Iron, lad
Riots there are common as fuck

>>211656331
She had this jumper that was like 3 times the size of her and still her fucking tits could still be clearly seen in outline and jiggled as she walked

VISHWASH

LONE SURVIVOR

SOLE SURVIVOR

WALKED THAT SHIT OFF LIKE NUTTIN

>>211656007
Big ahh head and flat as an ironing board
She's not fit, it's all forced

>>211656272
Facts

>>211656285
He's sucked and fucked a real willy yes.

Watching too much anime and now I want a 12 year old gf to dominate me

>>211655943
>>211656072
>until he got attention for putting makeup on one time
bit more than that
a rich doctor bankrolled his continued feminization by constantly donating large sums of money pushing him to do more and more freaky shit, basically grooming him

>>211656395
11A WAS THE SEAT

BOOKINGS GONNA GO UP FOR LIFE

>>211656395
Imagine the top tier curry pussy he’s gonna get

business idea: ship all pensioners off to spain

we're going 99% the speed of lush

I do not care for Perri Piper

>>211656242
theyre pro britain so we have to believe they're a stable country

>>211656444
Based.

>>211656395
mental

mental how boomers found this line hilarious

>>211656503
for me its coco lovelock

wee joy division fella

really did a number on myself as a teenager. been arseing up me life since I was just a child

drank 2 morrettis on an empty stomach
off my proverbial tits

New Naked Gun now new Spaceballs. We doing boomer nostalgia now I guess.

>>211655882
that's a damn funny joke

could eat an entire cucumber

Any fash man in

Just got out of seeing the dragon talkie in the theater.
Was pointless shit it were.

>>211656639
alri fellow brain damaged lad

>>211656595
the lads as it were...

>>211656656
Yeah with your arse you big gay bender

>>211656639
Yeah I remember being 15.

>>211656656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJGMGyfKd6M

>>211656658
Gay icon, Justin Fashanu? That's not me

something about 80s-2000s british comedy is just so comfy

>>211656683
don't see those phenotypes these days

Any biology lad in?
How the fuck do chebs so massive seem ti juggle just when she fucking breathes, lads?

It's warm out and I'm just sat around in my smeggy bedroom feeling miserable

>>211656666
yeah
it's a children's movie and you're 47 years old

>>211656731
Its raining you liar

>>211656666
His best performance is still The Phantom

that's it i'm giving in

i'm wanking to finnster

>>211656759
Yes lad join the club we can have a brit gooning sesh

>>211656759
better than art of ___

>>211656715
love bottom
love shooting stars
love black adder
love alan partridge

>>211656715
>2000's

short kings rise up

>>211656207
Ah yes, a fine role model for young girls.

this new game looks interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNYYWngPPww

>>211656804
5'11

>>211656804
short king appreciation was last month

>>211656395
Just saw on the news he survived by getting out his seat and jumping out the exit door before the plane crashed that's some crazy shit

sat here scranning the curry i made and it’s really good
but now i’m halfway in i remember that i don’t particularly like curry

>>211656797
>implying you wouldn't bend Kiera like beckham, you big gaylad

>>211656759
How long have you known you were a nonce, lad?

>>211656804
Canslad is 4'5

>>211656759
link to coom material?

>>211656804
>short kings rise up
Can't

>>211656839
mad that

Aura

Was walking behind a short fella the other day and all I could think was how easy it would be to push him into the road

>>211656639
>The Italian passion for brewing
>Brewed in Manchester, by Heineken

>>211656839
clearly didn't add enough ghee

Wish I were Chinese. The future is eastward

>>211656881
why can't asians fly?

Ah lads, I forgot the best part of the day
>Latvian Chebs asks if I heard about the plan crash
>forgot myself and say 'ah sure it was just Indians thankfully'
>she doubles up laughing, takes a few seconds, and then says 'true but don't say that in front of just anyone'

Average day for a normie

>>211656821
nice animations

spinach pizza in the 'ven

might become fucking gay

What do we reckon of the new Astrid?

>>211656881
Why don't Boeing just make their planes out of that guy?

>>211656913
phwoar led lights on buildings that advertise shite

>>211656913
>the future is really big ads

>>211656953
You should lad. We could meet up and have gay sex. Am bottom

>>211656881
Probably just scamming

want a korean gf

>>211656953
*sends you the customary welcome package*

>>211656804
Being 5'8 makes my life a constant hell.
>>211656822
Fuck off stolen valor cunt.

>>211657000
They're mental

>>211657010
>Being 5'8 makes my life a constant hell.
bullshit hit the gym and get muscles in only 2 months and then it's smooth sailing from there.
Short men also have more ambition and success in life. I'm jealous of them

anyone got the webm of the chinese/jap/korean looking girl making food and she's taking ingredients from out of her mouth and like snot rockets a peppercorn into it and shit

>>211657031
mental how

>>211656881
leftypol wants all those incredibly skilled people owning and managing our services and infrastructure lol

Are we blocked yet? No? Get in

constructing a jigsaw puzzle as per usual

>>211657058
literally nothing going on behind those eyes

Rim your mum

never seen a tall old person

>>211657000
>no tits
>no ass
>fridge bod
>knock-kneed
>slit eyes
>flat faces
>50% plastic

Don't see the appeal but knock yourself out.

Your final chance to make friends before this place is destroyed

mad how it's friday tomorrow
feels like yesterday when I was posting about how much of an old granddad I was for going to bed early on a friday

>>211657101
scremaiogun

>>211657087
What's tall to you?

>>211657101
wait til rapelad gets there!

>>211657087
tallies get their comeuppance, let's just say

>>211657074
That's just your self esteem shattered to pieces when you look in the mirror, lad

>>211657088
I worked with one once, lad
We went out drinking with some others from work
She ended up trying to glass a group of girls with a broken bottle when one of them bumped into her and wouldn't apologize
There's a lot of appeal to them outside of their physical appearance

>>211657044
Utter twat you are.

Endloesung to the Indian question?

Daft yank posting in the old replying to posts from an hour ago

>>211657141
He's right

>>211657150
elect reform they're leading a jihad against indian bots who don't like zia yussuf

Sad news lads. The company behind the hit viral sensation Gen Z Boss and a Mini has gone bankrupt.

>>211657101
Who actually turns up to these? Why does no one ever take photos? It's all very suspect. Is there any visual proof of any recent meet ups?

I’m 6’8” and it’s awful. If you don’t have a handsome face then you look like a monster from the hills have eyes. My body choices are skeletal crypt draugr or billy bob pot belly hillbilly. My cock looks small compared to my body even though it’s average. I can’t fit through doorways without craning my neck down. I can’t buy normal clothes and dress like a homeless man. Everybody looks at me and I already have social anxiety. I’d happily lose 6 inches if I could. Feel free to call this a larp

baby are you downs downs downs downs

what are you doing for dadberg on sunday

not sure what the point of any of this is

im 6'2 but i wish i was 6'3

First comment on this article on Facebook:

“Is he really British though? Or is he another invitee of Starmer?”

Fuck, this country man. What is wrong with people?

>>211657198
nah what
you're telling me
gen z boss and a mini was run like shite?
nah nigga, nah

>>211657247
Sick isn't it

you soiled diaper?

>>211657198
>hit viral sensation
Literally only ever heard of it here because that incel nonce keeps posting it thinking its funny

>>211657161
not him but hit the gym is braindead advice, doesn't solve anything

>>211657247
the daily mail commenter will save this country

>>211657234
performing the gen z boss and a mini dance

>>211657289
>>211657252
>>211657222
haha just kidding l dont even know what the company is called

>>211657247
The survivor is Indian.

Me on the left

>>211657247
Total Aryan Victory

dadberg and brotherberg says he's 5 '9 but im the tallest in my family and i'm only 173 which is just shy of 5'9

>>211657218
I lifted with a guy when I was young who was 6ft7. Super nice guy who studied comp sci at LSU. I said, "ladies must be all over you." He replied, "nah I'm at that freakish level of height." Women shouldn't have choice.

>>211657289
that's what viral means boomer

watching streams on twitch trying to figure out what game to buy next

>>211657234
Oh fuck, that's good, lad.
I'll ask the Latvian that to see if she has daddy issues

>>211657199
Its a mentally ill indian man from Camden on /brit/ who has invented an entire dollhouse roster and short stories about each character. He's created quite a name for himself, he's yet to have a name personally but he's the lad that is profoundly mentally unwell and calls everybody "diego"

Jen Zeeboss was her name I believe

So far today spent 5 hours on social media and had 5 wanks

>>211657141
see that's that manlet rage I was talking about I don't have that ambition and drive

yeah keep rabbiting on about how tall you all are lads, its truly riveting stuff

>>211657339
need a pantyhose feet joi from her

>>211655607 (OP)
If this nigga doesn't stop running like this with this amount of muscle, his heart will stop before he's 50. His heart is probably 3x its normal size.

>>211657088
Some are attractive

>>211657339
god she's fit

>>211657337
make sure to use the berg suffix to make sure she 's not a zionist

Might cum on my own face for a laugh

acrimonious wank on the cards

>>211657366
Nice arse and hips but it's like they stuck Kim Jong Un's face on it.

>>211657366
quite the toilet on her

>>211657339
was born to play the role

>>211657366
weird body

>>211657329
Yeah once you go over 6'5 it becomes your defining feature that you can never escape. People you don't asking you how tall you are and it's apparently socially acceptable. Imagine if I went up to random short blokes and asked them how small they are or fat women and asked them how much they weigh.

the final days of 4chan

>>211657366
Ava thats not normal

>>211657424
LOVE calling a woman's arse her toilet. LOVE it.

>>211655666
my goat

day 2 of sobriety and bored out of my fucking mind
might go shop to get some cans

manlets are pathetic runts. get them working in mines or something

>>211657451
don't act like tallmongs don't like that shit

He norwooded rorkeishly

>>211657451
Being short and being fat are not attractive features. Being tall is. You are being complimented.

shedding a tear for all the delicious curries that could've been made had the plane not crashed with no survivors

>>211657451
not the same though is it
every man on the planet would rather be 6'6 than 5'2 or fat

>>211656444
grim

meanwhile rorke's looksmatch

>>211657487
jewberg invented boredom when he came up with division of labour back in Mesopotamia times

Vishwashkumar Ramesh is his name Rorke

fucking woke nonsense

>>211657487
Get in the gym get some muscles instead

>>211657499
I don't. Just use your fucking eyes. It's literally no different to me stopping an old woman on the street and going "wow you look really old. how old are you?"

>>211657451
Why didn't you play basketball? Seriously.

>>211657523
the sexual marketplace is basically the same 50 lads shagging the same 3 girls on a rota over and over

>>211657533
Nice Indian name for an Indian man.

>>211657366
Nigga bait

>>211657523
hmm think i will stick on the czechcasting interviews later

>>211657507
we've established that being excessively tall is NOT a good thing.
and being fat is a choice.

GDP E230

Kino

>>211655853
What's going on there then

going to vishwash tonight anyone want owt

>>211657597
>we've established that being excessively tall is NOT a good thing.
No we haven't.

>>211657548
>general secretary of the central union of father's councils
wtf is this? the ussr of adrians?

>>211656364
Do it gaylord

leftypols argument for his Britishness is very vishwashy

>>211656395
Brits cannot be defeated

>>211657580
>3 girls
3000

King Lear Starmer

>>211657656
you mean rishiwashy *slaps knee*

>>211657523
Goddess

>>211657625
>No we haven't.
manlet cope

>>211657523
Episode?

>>211657064
You mean Americans? Since it's Boeing planes that keep crashing? No actually I don't want American planes, I'd rather have European Airbus planes because they actually work

Sir Vishwashkumar Ramesh

>>211657573
>It's literally no different
It's obviously different for reasons already explained to you.

off out to get my bollocks polished at the local village bollock polisher

>>211657533
Outrageous aura on that lil nigga ngl

>>211657719
Haha good one Rorke, owned that freak

>>211657719
I don't think we should have planes at all quite frankly

>>211657247
Starmer halved immigration, why are boomers blaming him for the boriswave?

>>211657573
Being old and looking old is not seen as a good thing. Stop being an obtuse cunt.

*he* is here

They call 'em Boeing because they keep boeing down lol

>>211657719
so why are they only falling out of 3rd world skies?

>more riots
>imminent threat for iran
really kicking off isn't it

>>211657674
>>211657580
what if something were to happen to those guys?

sir x y'er on the cards

>>211657818
Number of weeks more status: 2

sad

New
>>211657843
>>211657843
>>211657843

>>211657722
>>211657781
Alright fine. It's the same thing as going up to someone with massive tits and going "corr huge tits you've got! how big are they?"

>>211657783
Obi Wan Kenobi?

>>211657783
>that zoom in and wink to the camera
kino

>>211657894
Also not the same you total fucking autist

>>211657862
good time to go for a joke in wellness or hotel management