Thread 211657843

Angry catberg edish

bag the coins, rorke

>wellness influencers
Not a job

The sole survivor, Vishwash Kumar Ramesh (pictured) , who was seated in 11A, is British and told the Hindustan Times he had lived in London for 20 years

No one is actually pretending like they care about the indian plane crashing right?
Right?

>stand in shower
>cup hands and let them fill with water
>drop it
makes a satisfying sound lads

>>211657919
The plane had a lot of Brits on board so that's probably why our news is covering it quite a lot

>>211657903
then why do they make 10x your salary

always thought /brit/ was a shaggers general but 90% of you utter incels

A HEARTLESS HAND ON MY SHOULDER

A PUSH AND IT'S OVER

ALABASTER CRASHES DOWN

SIX MONTHS IS A LONG TIME

I TRIED LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD

INSTEAD OF A SHELL

BUT BEFORE I BEGAN

I WAS BORED BEFORE I EVEN BEGAN

was sat in a cafe like and an alt type girl kept looking at me and when I'd finished and stepped outside to have a cigarette she came out and asked for one and then we spoke a few cordial words and she seemed interested and being on autopilot and not really thinking out my words I straight up told her that I'm a "mentally ill freak" and that she's wasting her time talking to me but she seemed sort of intrigued by that so I just left

hotel wank on the cards tonight

aah the fabled british passengers

>>211657962
?
They were all Indians if I recall

>>211657919
Indians represent more than a quarter of the world population and will own most of it pretty soon. If you dislike indians you dislike the future

what if everything that happen to you in your life happened in 1 second and your life was only a 1 second long

Got your euromillions tickets for tomorrow lads? £208 million jackpot

>>211657989
hope you get naked and cast smut to the big hotel telly x

last hotel I stayed at in UK had blood on the bedsheets

toiling is grim stuff

>>211658008
err no mate, some of them were foreigners who were issued a piece of paper by a neoliberal globalist government that says they're british. so that makes them just as british as any native for some reason

>>211657965
I made £113k last tax year

my mum puts in great effort into cooking these slimming world dishes for us but they just aren't that good (the recipes, not her cooking)
bless her

>>211658021
Going to win and then spend it all on takeaways and prostitutes

How would you actually react to your mum being impregnated by your bully?

>>211657998
what were the fellas on the right doing in india

>>211657989
reminds me of the first time i went on holiday with my parents and had a room to myself literally just wanked the whole time i was in the room

>>211658018
what do you mean

>>211658021
nah, lottery is not in line with Mikeynomics

do you reckon greeno eats and gary eats have ever wanked together?

corrr, deliveroo man just been
it fucking lush x

*throws a blanket over rorke's cage*

>>211658053
gizza tenner mate

>>211658009
Im happy thay they all died in a fiery inferno and I hope you meet a similar fate

If, with the help of his Hindu creed, the Indian is victorious over the other peoples of the world, his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity and this planet will, as it did thousands of years ago, move through the ether devoid of men.

>>211658072
Gay couple on holiday

tall freaks are weird
the attention gets to them
then they crash tf out

haha he's going to delete the pic any second now lol

>>211658053
P60 or GTFO

>>211658021
AND 13 uk millionaires in that cheeky raffle

Eat out his nut from your daughter

My mind has been made

the actual-self-dox-disguised-as-a-fake-doxgimmick

Sir Adolf Hitler. A family man.

£208m is £11,389.46 a day for 50 years.
You could just go mental doing all the drugs and escorts you want until you die.

I think I'll use the infinity on the minions then sand hawk hyperius.
I know the infinity is low level but with the bee it doesn't act it

is montenegro a good / safe place to go on a wee trip?

>>211657919
I'm still laughing at the fact I said 'sure it was just Indians, not like it matters' to the Latvian and she started laughing herself then reminded me not to say that in front of anyone else

Genuinely
A smile came across my face when I heard the news about the plane with all the Indians crashing and killing all of them aboard and im positive im not the only one who did
The only thing that upset me was the fact that only 200 died and not 200 million

Is there an archive site for /vg/?

>>211658121
>dox yourself bro

ofcom

Sad old Irish fella laughing at his own made up stories

>>211658151
>You could just go mental doing all the drugs and escorts you want until you die.
people do this but even then they somehow end up miserable and despondent
seems like riches aren't really everything

>>211658092
You're a narcissistic gay, b. If a peng brown ting propositioned you, you'd take it or the former is true

oh it was real

>>211658175
yeah

>>211658151
i'd struggle to spend even 10% of that

>>211658171
Based Canslad
>>211658174
Based American

HH

think my alcohol habit has turned me into a complete mong

>>211658158
It's alright Perast is great and safe.

>>211658215
what was the stunt

Redpill me on Sheffield

>>211658021
paid the ol tax
bought 2

Got Sympathy for the devil on hitting lat pulldowns

>>211658151
if you did that you wouldnt live anywhere near 50 years

>>211658215
that bitch has red skin

>>211658215
farm animal

>>211658215
what was her "latest sex stunt" ?

>>211658210
theyre just wankers, money would solve literally all my problems in one fell swoop

>>211658213
There is no asian race
A Indian is not the same race as a Chinese or Korean person
I will always call them indian and never asian and they can pound sand if that upsets them

>>211658192
redact it mong

>>211658213
It’s great being a blue eyed handsome white man. Even though I’m a 5’9 midget I could drown in cute brown fanny like this.

>>211658151
I'd give some to my friends and family and invest in cool businesses

>>211658151
I just read about an aussie guy who won the lottery and did just that

>>211658250
and the content of her character?

>>211658215
She's repulsive
Gives British pornstars like Scarlett Jones a bad name

bought a Set for Life ticket as its the only one on tonight

>>211658232
cheap?

>>211658215
she's genuinely really really ugly i dont know why anyone would want to have sex with her

I like that the Arab guy is the most charismatic character in 'Lost'

Also, I lost the game

>>211658242
more of a Burning and pullups man myself

Get the Euromillions tickets bought.

>>211658104
ive never experienced this

>>211658052
they've been here longer than your nan has, rorke. they're british, mate. be better lad.

the problem with the lottery is that it is overwhelmingly played by grugs and they just get oneshotted by the sudden wealth

>>211658224
been off the sauce for 2.5 years now and life has been grand. can actually sleep well and i don't sweat profusely

*enters /brit/*

>>211658291
Nah she's quite fit actually.

So's the other one forgot her name

>>211658285
class structure exists for a reason

>Bonnie Blue, the 26-year old British porn star born Tia Billinger, has the nation clutching their collective pearls once again. Her latest sex stunt, catchily named Bonnie Blue’s Petting Zoo, was perfectly pitched to generate outrage. The plan? Get tied up in a glass box in central London and invite men to use her how they saw fit.
ah yes

>>211658338
nobody with a brain plays it because the chances are too small so it's always the mongs that win

just realised I've thought that yank was talking about the korean film 'I Saw the Devil' when he said 'Sympathy for the Devil'

not deleting my post

>>211657998
>wellness influencers
what?

I got booted from a TfW network and it's automatically hidden itself from my WiFi, what the fuck did some cunt upload

>>211658301
Affordable. You could also go to Kostanjica. The thing is there isn't a lot of people there so it's nice. Tbh i haven't left my home in a while and haven't checked up on prices so I wouldn't know.

>>211658215
>>211658254

Adult star Bonnie Blue, known for having sex with 1,057 men in a day, has been ‘permanently banned’ from OnlyFans for posting and intending to make ‘extreme’ content.

This comes after the Derbyshire porn star was planning to break her own world record by sleeping with 2,000 men in a single day in a stunt she was branding a ‘petting zoo’.

An OnlyFans spokesperson told Metro: ‘Extreme challenge content is not available on OnlyFans and is not permitted under our Acceptable Use Policy and Terms of Service.

‘Any breach of our Terms of Service results in content or account deactivation… This is why it has been necessary to take this action. We always act when users breach our terms of service.’

>>211658285
>A fridge photographed by police was empty save for alcohol, Red Bull - and a bowl of white powder.
>The house was dirty, with rubbish and clothes lying around, floors marked and stained and a framed photo of his winning online ticket a cruel reminder of what could have been.
Average /brit/ posters smelly bedroom

>>211658361
Agreed. Working class people are such because they’re the multigenerational product of thick mongs

>>211658350
Her skin and face is vile

>>211658242
>not blasting Brown Sugar when a kween is doing her split squats near you
hgmi

GET THE CANS IN GET THE CANS IN GET THE CANS IN FOR THE CHEBS GET THE CANS IN FOR THE CHEBS

what happened to that plane then

>>211658367
>has the nation clutching their collective pearls once again
wonder what the heritage of the j*urnalist that wrote this is

>>211658419
Lovely cans was thinking about you yesterday

Where on the British isles can I find this phenotype?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPpInGffxgM

playing deltarune

>>211658426
dunno lad

>>211658418
pointless stupid webm for a pointless stupid worm of a man.

>>211658426
prefer not to say

>>211658389
you actually montenegro?

Did some cunt upload csam, it's either that or because I typed in the word terror

>>211658392
I hate onlyfans and hate bonnie blue and hate coomers and hate the entire fucking thing however this is such shite, they are making up a reason, makes me hate them even more that they can't just commit to the degeneracy, at least that would be more honest, fuck them all

the scrandemic

>>211658238
Now it's just a uni city. Everyone has that university accent. It's shit until Friday and Saturday night rolls around when the proper northern lads come on train from Barnsley and remind everyone where they actually are.

>>211658467
Unfortunately yes

>>211658392
how's it that she looks 52 at her age

>>211658426
crashed mate

>>211658452
More of a worm than you'll ever be

>>211658426
it didnt fly so good

>>211658426
pilots got hypoxia from huffing each others curry farts

>>211658418
Is she the one from that autistic lawyer show? Made me cry that one

>>211658474
they can't really be paying somebody for committing crimes and posting them on their platform can they

>>211658493
unfortunately how? are you lot not just serb? i dont know much but like the look of it and like the flag

>>211658494
she lived in australia for a bit

>>211658476
Why is the kebab meat in the back 2 different colors? What is the more reddish one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcpd0lhYMQI
bong.... bong.... your time is running out.... bong....

>>211658494
just a regular munter that has "looksmaxxed" in the classic english manner

>>211658158
Go to Ulcinj :)

>>211658426
Plane was crashed with no survivors except one, Dr. Pavel

>>211658441
>Montenegro
>negro
I had a chortle

>>211658569
medium rare innit

>>211658547
crime? is being a slag a crime now?

>>211658494
australian sun did that to her

>>211658591
should be

cute girls lifting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43YHfPL3DOA

>>211658591
having sex in public in the centre of london is a crime yeah

>>211658494
LEGIT did not know she was born same year as me
FUCKING MAD kek

I got a 3 day for being ””””””””off topic”””””””

For me it's fat slags

LADS

not had any nicotine in nearly 2 DAYS!

should i go get some nicotine or be brave

>>211658008
53 of the passengers were British, the news says

>>211658052
Ah yes of course Rorke, their ancestors came to Britain slightly later than yours did (the blink of an eye in terms of how old humans are), therefore they're "foreigners" because... they just are okay?

>>211658564
No we have our own separate culture and stuff had our kingdom and were unlike serbs independent from the ottoman empire. But we were occupied by serbs in the early 20th century.

>>211658618
oh in public was the plan was it
well she could just not do it publicly
she hadn't even done it yet
witch hunt I say

>>211658606
Womens pelvic floors are weak
They shouldn't lift or have anal sex. Those are male behaviors

>>211658624
what was the post

>>211658626
based mums appreciator

>>211658426
cant say
doxxable info that

>>211649858

If you are a white british men, you ought travel to London and seduce a nigerian descent woman to marry and start a family with.
White british women are a lost cause

Nigrian descent woman will love you for ever, and be your best friend.

>>211658629
Stay clean

>>211658572
u been? the smiley face makes me think youre memeing me but it looks decent

>>211658658
oh it actually wasnt in public i misunderstood
don't really understand then honestly

Big fan of /brit/. Nobody can tell I'm autistic when I post here.

>>211658670
I said nigger

>>211658669
watch the deadlift at 3hr16m to see a LOT of piss come out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxjfzwllQ5g

Might become gay dunno yet

Top 5 jews

https://youtu.be/zYJUZ4Tz-eI?si=4FcE-4yyga5_LcJg

>>211658606
miss the olympics

you gonna write a letter protesting the 4chan ban lads?

>>211658739
dangerous and downright stupid

oh my bloody god i've gone and and done a fart out of my bum

>>211658494
layers of encrusted bbc juice on her skin

>>211658759
same

No you can't tell onlyfans you want to get shagged by 2000 strangers in a glass box and expect them to be okay with it

just spilt redbull on my mouse arghhhhhhhh

>>211658426
limp mode while taking off

>>211658766
Not a good idea then?

>>211658494
52?? Nah

cant remember the last time this country was good.

>>211658653
oh right
what language you lot speak then? can you understand croat/serb?

in lots of pain

>>211658801
1600s was peak time to be a briton

5 hours into the mandatory work elearning courses

>>211658801
you've only been alive 28 years bruv

>>211658793
energy drinks and mice, you say?

>>211658830
i would have left for new england

keep longing out girls when i send messages
im such a runt

>>211658797
I exaggerated but it's mental how she was born in '99 and looks like that

>>211658801
probably around the 60s, I think it's been mostly grim since the war but there was a very brief period of hope

>>211658856
what?

>>211658843
alri puritanlad

>>211658841
lol enjoyed this x

>>211658830
only if you were a billionaire. all poo in the street and death from consumption otherwise

>>211658756
how many beta bux are you going to pay her

>>211658738
So grim. Casual exercise in women is good. Jogging and swimming but they're clearly not made to lift. A rectangular torso makes men strong

how was she going to avoid aids? what if i had a big poz cock and reamed her when she was tied up in the box

economy shrinking again. i thought all the millions of foreigners entering the country were meant to prevent that?

>>211658793
monster chads would never be so clumsy

>>211658887
UGANDA BE KIDDING ME!!!

What should I make for tea? Thinking potato salad and a steak since it's baking hot

>>211658903
still suffering from Brexit and the Trump tariffs

my most important legacy shall be my wank folder

>>211658830
>civil war
>getting cucked by the Dutch
>London burns down
>plagues
>still being enslaved by the Moors
1600s kind of stunk.

>>211658882
most people didn't live on a street or in an urban
setting back then

>>211658843
On a wooden sailboat without navigation and with animals and no antibiotics?

love a good schnoz

>>211658926
eww nasty

Nipping to the corner shop for some ciggies and cans of monster, anybody want anything?

pissing yourself is redpilled

>>211658942
Cans and chips

Early 2000s were pretty good I reckon

>>211658801
In 1990 when The Stone Roses performed the Spike Island gig.

what has to happen to create a woman like Bonnie Blue?
She was married to a rich tarq rugby player so it cannot be money she was already set for life.

>>211658983
Can you fuck off for 10 minutes please canslad?

>>211658977
lad this was me >>211658629
I've quit the ciggies but a ciggy sounds really good, should I get some as well?

>"India is scary to me, it seems a bit icky, I hear India has one of the highest rates of rape amongst non third world countries, it's a dangerous country to visit alone as a woman"
OOF

>>211659001
make it 10 years actually

>>211658998
inhaling bbc fumes after her first few tastes gave her cock lust

>>211658830
Yeah imagine dying from tuberculosis in your childhood, or being accused of witchcraft and subsequently burnt at the stake

>>211658805
We speak montenegrian but when sfry was established everyone was just taught serbo croatian at schools. They are all similar but with some differences like ijekavica and ekavica. I am not a history buff I just know some things from talking to some really smart old people that were professors and intellectuals but being an idiot I never bothered to remember and learn much of the things they told me so I can't tell you more than the basics. It's a complicated history

>>211659012
i'm about a month off the ciggies but a rollie would be absolutely mint right now

>>211658942
corr potato salad sounds lush, get some crispy bacon and spring onions in that shit

he is a bit of a boring mong isn't he?

>>211657958
ktim

>>211659001
>>211659034
I did, lads
I'm back now.
Get some acns, lads

>>211659045
I call it serbo-croatian-bosnian-montenegrin

>>211658998
I had the Guiness Book of World records as a kid. it was always people who dedicated their energy and time to some extremely random and niche record. Like the longest paperclip chain. Biggest ball of bubblegum. shit like that.

Bonnie Blue is just the sexual version of that

>>211659027
neck yourself

>>211659051
don't think I've ever gone longer than 2 weeks off the cigs since the day I turned 18

>>211659027
Bigoted attitudes like this is why we need to bring 'em here

>>211658988
mad how fit she was back in the day

>>211658151
I could very easily spend that in five years hopefully multiplying it by 100x

>>211659041
skill issue

>>211658392
Deary me

>>211658988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3mTma5zL2Y

>>211659091
corr, phwoar, etc.

we're doing olympics webms yeah we're doing that

>>211659070
you live that close to both a cans shop and chipper?

>>211658989
SPIKE ISLAND, COME ALIVE!

>>211659091
bloody hell

>>211659091
Who is Rosius?

>>211659070
Did you get a date with the Latvian, Canslad?

>>211659012
>>211659051
Corr yeah lads lets give up and go buy some ciggies! Lovely night for it, sit outside in the warm evening weather with a lovely lovely fag and a drink!

northern people love a slice of buttered bread with their dinner, doesn't matter what they're eating they fucking love a slice of buttered bread for the end

fucking reeks of povvo

xhamster now has subtitles on porn videos omds

all i ever wanted was that fucking cheese girl

>>211657958
i like creating a reservoir against my torso with my forearms. can hold quite a lot of water that way

coom coom coom

>>211659154
You usually get at least 2-3 chip shops and shopw in the towns here

>>211659226
Play.

gfberg just binned my remaining 3 yakults. called it "rip off yoghurt"

i cannot be doing the same gut microbiome talk again. she doesn't get it.

>>211659174
belgian 100m sprinter
she has a gf so back off

>>211659217
zero reason for this
also p sure its had it for ages

>>211659226
something deeply unlikable about her

>>211659190
Wouldn't do dates
Just want marriage and using her chebs as pillows
I'm a simple lad like that

>>211659226
the white stockings would look so nice contrasted to the obsidian BBC sliding into her

>>211659217
how t side niggas be thinking when they peek me awp holding mid on dust2

>>211659246
just bottled yoghurt innit

>>211658830
Ah yes the genocide against my race was peak

>>211659076
How inclusive lel. Just don't try and learn our history from wikipedia it's controlled by serbs and filled with lies. About a few years ago they were insulting us and calling us dukljani as an insult and now they’re calling them self dukljani and saying it was serbian. They like to rewrite history.

General waste, food waste, hard plastics, paper. And now they want me to book an appointment to dump my grass trimmings at the recycling center. Enough is enough

>>211659220
italian ladies
spanish ladies
southern french ladies

>>211659226
Mate saw her at primavera, said she was pretty shite and had to do loads of crowd work inbetween songs to keep people interested

>>211659276
*spinbots towards you*

you have to give it to the yanks, burgers are absolutely bloody peng aren't they?

>>211659262
It’s the insane level of self insistence over two or three summer hits

>>211651545
yh it's surprisingly readable

>>211659308
lucky she got out alive

Might move to china

>>211659276
*smokes you*

>>211659246
ever shag her up the arse?

>>211659272
Fair enough. Did she reply to you though? In a good way or bad way?

>>211659276
the opps when dey see my gold diamond uzi emblazoned with a faux swastika clan emblem in the kill cam

rorkian anxiety dream

Might move to China.

>>211659344
*frags a gap in your smoke and takes your bean off*

>>211659246
japanese cum

Just fapped my boner for an hour then dropped a huge log, gonna be a good day

Black men in my daughter's bedroom

>>211659345
with her probiotic-free diet? not going near that septic tank thanks

mmm danone

>>211659304
should've flashed her bumhole

360noscopenhagen

>>211659384
You do that everyday? You waste an hour of your life pulling your knob?

Hmm yes, thank you youtube, I would like to watch that

Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad
Me father gave me nose a tweak
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned a word
That saved me aching nose
The biggest word you ever heard
And this is how it goes

>>211659352
All I know is 'trust me, I've thought about it' when I joked she should get a new husband and she has a great sense of humour of laughing when I said 'it's only Indians so not like it matters' when she asked if I heard about the plane crash

>>211659424
I aim for 15-30 but sometimes the knobbington wants to take his time

WE'VE GOT STARS DIRECTING OUR FATE

>>211659115
She's a non-grifter chud Christian egirl, she's based

>>211659438
you the olymong from above?

cos baby tonight,
the DJ's got us fallin' in love again (love again)

>>211659424
ever since my ex left me i've religiously tugged myself off before bed its the only way i can stop thinking about her and fall asleep bipassing the depression

>>211659438
>No Africans
AI

>>211659438
>high school

bit hummid innit

>>211659459
dread to think how much you weigh

>>211659461
prefer not to say

>>211659459
>non-grifter chud Christian egirl
with a stream and donation goal yeh?

>>211659274
do you think getting addicted to interracial cuck porn was the worst thing that ever happened to you?

>>211659475
corr could make some peng banana bread with those

>>211659447
circumsized nigga problems
you'll never know what a proper wank feels like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNXlkSHQ-8m
monging out listening to this

>>211659226
she looks like she's doing a poo in this pic

>>211659445
>it's only Indians
They're people too lad

>>211659466
I'm sure she does the same

>>211659466
screaming

>>211659466
ever imagination wank to the amount of bbc she's had after leaving you?

>>211659496
i do a banana, peanut butter and coco powder thing in the air fryer which is nice

Don't see the problem with interracial porn myself
Irish should racemix with Latvians

>>211659512
It just slipped out
I've never seen her laugh harder then tell me not to repeat it in front of anyone else

>>211659502
Doesn’t matter does it
Like telling a dog he’ll never know what it’s like to do calculus

>>211659503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNXlkSHQ-8M
oops

>>211659507
Wonder how she'd feel if you killed her dog

>>211659526
do you think getting addicted to interracial cuck porn was the worst thing that ever happened to you?

sydney sweeney mogs sabrina carpenter

wonder if my favourite poster is in x

>>211659512
source?

>>211659261
watching for plot

Awkward

>>211655607
>>211655607
>>211655607

>>211659507
Does a bit yeah

>>211659491
Basal egirl traits

>>211659615
just catching up on the olds

LADS ITS AHPPENING LADS
BUNKER DOWN LADS ITS HAPPENING

>>211659226
It's all so performative with her

get it made rorke

>>211659670
What's this then

>>211659558
Alri lad xx

>>211659704
probably israeli cyberattacks so they can blame it on iran and have casus belli to glass them since theyre gearing up for it

>>211659721
>>211659721
>>211659721

>>211659670
what's happening?

I don't quite get it amigo