Thread 211659296

sexo with mejican women

>>211659296 (OP)
Ay mami kieres bailar konmigo o algo

Haven't been to the gym in a week

>>211659296 (OP)
This bitch is vial

*years

>>211659440
she's flask

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

>>211659446
it really be like that

>>211659547
HOLY MOTHER OF KEKS

>>211659547
top kek

No tomboy gf :(

>>211659547
LOL

>>211659547
Not funny

>>211659570
Are your sides into orbit??

bros..

>>211659547
nice

go on a diet you fat bitch

>>211659570
It's not nearly that funny newfag

>>211659624
my fucking roflcopter is on jupiter

>>211659678
you're gonna die of beans and tortillas

>>211659624
the funniest part to me was that it was a high quality job

>>211659743
It only took a simple prompt and some ChatGPT magic

>>211659644
its cooked, lets not pretend theres hope

>>211659681
Keep calm and praise kek

song went so hard i had to pause and listen to it

>>211659547
jej

Head out of the window my song on the radio

>8 hours work
>2 hours cooking, eating, and cleaning up
>2 hours gym
>1 hour foreskin restoration
>1 hour guitar practice
>2 hours goon session
>0.5 hour shower
>7.5 hours sleep
Where am I supposed to find time for video games?!

The world is healing

>>211660040
after you restore your foreskin you can play vidya for 1 hour a day

>>211660040
Me when I only do about 90 minutes of gymerrino

rip to the canadian in the air india crash (nirali sureshkumar patel)

n

>>211660254
>it's a she
rip

>>211660334
god needed one of his beautiful babygirls back in heaven

>>211660083
Lol I just know there were some niggas seething in the replies

>>211660254
god bless this one british man who survived

>>211659547
got his fuckin ass

>>211659547
FK cooked with one I fear

why did the indian plane crash?
it tried to dodge a flying cow!

>>211660474
100% anglo saxon blood

>>211660563
>think this is a joke
>look it up
>it's not

The spic senator from California was handcuffed. The US is turning into a dictatorship.

>>211660631
That's true, you should stop posting here since we're evil

>>211660563
>>211660627
BLOODY BANCHODE BASTARDS DO NOT BE LAUGHING AT INDIA@!!!!!

>>211660690
Seconded

The USA is an asymmetrical dictatorship

>>211660627
instead of flying pigs in finnish people say flying cows

Reminder that the Saars didn't only crash the plane, they crashed it into a building full of doctor student saars. Thank you based Vishnu for removing so many saars

>>211660873
finland a cute

Last time I saw a news story about jeets on a plane, it was that the passengers tried to flush all their clothes down the toilets, clogged them, and got poo everywhere, so they had to make an emergency landing

One can only imagine the horrors onboard that led to a crash

>>211660971
>tried to flush all their clothes down the toilets
why

i used to be a spongebob… but then i grew up into a squidward

>>211659296 (OP)
I would deport her to my bedroom.
If you know what I mean.

Motherfuckers chopping up cinder blocks with fucking jackhammers and hurling them at ICE. Literally who pays for these shills? Is it you guys? Thank you

>>211661015
I'm Larry

>>211661010
I never saw an explanation for that part of the story. Maybe it’s normal there.

>>211659433
>Haven't been to the gym in a week
You're gonna end up like destiny, a skinny fat
C U C K, lmfao fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!

I write down the code of a cheaper ingredient when buying stuff from the bulk food store

Who would've thought that Addison Rae would climb to the top of my cardio playlist

>>211661010
It was an Air India flight

>>211661055
Right now unions are paying for it. Why would unions protest so that non-member illegals who undercut their wages be allowed to work freely? Well that's another matter.

what are your favorite sassy AF /cum/ comebacks?

im shleepy

>>211659296 (OP)
made for having sex with frenchmen

>>211661371
I like that one anon who makes fun of Jason's mom and tells the baby talk fag to kill himself.

>>211661392
She exists.

Gonna make some pasta

>>211659599
Post that webm where you can kinda see her pussy

I hope I look like this next summer

Two Philly cheesesteaks for lunch and two for dinner

>>211661478
The Gee-Eff is convinced this is a troon

Kolaches are better than donuts.

>>211660474
They're treating him with special deference and respect, Mr Britisher sahib.

publix doesn't have any subs on sale this week...

One of the Mexican families in my apartment complex left in a hurry 2 days ago and haven't been back, seems current events got lot of Latinos here on edge. Wondering if they left anything worth snatching behind.

pubix doesn't have any pubes on sale this week...

>>211661605
Donuts? I told you, I don't like ethnic food!

>>211661723
Get his Ellis Island ass

>>211661692
My grandfather used to call it pube-licks. Couldn't pronounce shit

what's the intel on the schizo egypt flag anon posting in random threads random stuff?

>>211661766
bot to drive up traffic

>>211661766
People say he's a bot. Peculiar that he hasn't been banned yet when all of his posts are off-topic and extremely low quality.

>>211661766
I'm whiter than you

>>211661766
Either a bot or a dedicated schizo

>>211661845
Thanks. Add.

bro i thought computer science was learning circuity and shit but its just learning how to use windows and some low level coding lmao

>>211661949
>computer science is computer engineering
Many such cases

>>211661931
Good bot!

I've gone from Anon to Anon, Employed as of an hour ago

>>211662072
condolences

House was hot. Turned the swamp cooler on and now it's humid.

i can never eat just one banana. i love bananas no homo

>>211661949
no CS class has that many women

>>211662198
Some do, but they're all named Lillith and they have face stubble

>>211662198
this, in my course i literally only saw 2 women in all my classes

somebody shoot me

I don't come here anymore. I hate this fucking shit

>>211662296
meet me in front of the ok corral at sundown

>>211661949
just learn procedural programming and then read these two books
after that focus on whatever you want

i am cum

I'm playing the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™

>>211662313
What happened
Did someone criticize your lifestyle or did you get btfo in a argument

>>211661949
circuitry is electrical engineering, which can be analog or digital design circuit design, RF/mm/electromagnetics/antennas, optical/photonics, telecommunications/signals, energy/power, biomedical

computer engineering is a mix between the two usually focused on computer architecture and/or embedded systems, but options to focus more on software engineering. I’m starting an MS in computer engineering focusing on computer architecture and IC design in the fall. Top tier school that should get me into anywhere as long as I do well

>>211661478
Me but with thicker arms.

>>211662358
it's a time waster and i stopped identifying with any of the people on here

big fan of the work my latinx brothers are doing in california

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

watchin destiny

women call me the

>>211662296
Why do you need someone to do that? You live in America which is one of the easiest countries to shoot yourself in.

>>211662419
So cruel.

>>211662419
same

>>211662432
i have poor motor skills

i am a massive slut whore

>>211662539
are you a girl?

Just learned Arsenal refers SLR-107s as "historical", we aren't getting then anymore, and they're going for $3000

lol

>>211662614
Men can be sluts too.

>>211662614
no i fuck them

Faggots see no problem with this

https://youtu.be/zk-uAS8IeAk

you ever feel like a hamster in a wheel when you're in the gym

>>211662719
you're the one searching for it

>>211662764
The Ancient Greeks had gay sex in gyms

listening to Praising the Deity from the band The Gyuto Monks Tantric Choir out of their Tibetan Chants for World Peace album

>>211662773
I found it on an X post

>>211662773
Kekw

>>211662764
Are you small chubby and hairy?

Cranking my hog, in fact

you ever feel like a plastic bag?

Jacked off twice today and horny enough to go again

>>211662836
11yo me choked my chicken to california girls music video on mtv

>>211662403
Why would you ever identify with anonymous
That's the point of anonymous

I stopped lifting about 2 years ago, and I'm still fitter than most of my peers. It's crazy what a slop diet can do to people. There are guys going to the gym 6 days a week and still in mediocre shape bc they can be tricked into eating ultra processed shit that "fits their macros"

>>211662538
So poor you can't point a barrel to yourself and pull a trigger?

>>211662785
hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door
the leather club's two blocks down

>>211662857
you are a slave to your compulsions. sad.

>>211661895
Brownoids are so mind-cucked

>>211663001
your brown

>>211662897
>eating ultra processed shit
like what?

>>211662883
>2010
I was already 19 back then...

>>211662897
It isn’t fitting their macros if they’re in shit shape. They need more protein and/or less calories

>>211663052
Most things
58% of the average american's diet comes from ultra-processed foods
Go to the "health" section of a grocery store, and you will see artificial monstrosities like protein chips and cookies that people mistakenly believe are healthy just because they say "protein" on the label

>>211663094
Mida vittu :-o

>>211663146
idk, 95% of what I consume is raw ingredients

i’m really bout dat truecel shit

>>211663094
giga unc

>>211663120
CICO and macro tracking is a facet of weight management, but it's not everything for body composition and general health
People ate more calories without more exercise in the past and were still less obese
Most people today suffer from poor metabolic health, and it's because of the ingredients in our food

Having braces as an adult sucks I wish I did it when I was a teen like others do. Eating any meat that isn’t ground makes my teeth sore

I lifted for 3 years but gave up when I still didn't manage to lose my virginity

Mexicans

Samus Aran vs the master chief

>>211663196
Shut your jit ass up and show some respekk

>>211663169
Then you're doing better than most americans

I'm so hotto

>>211663249
that not enough, you need to spend minimum 25 years studying to get a job to make money to get a car and a house and a life style that she wants that you need to afford her and 10 years working out your body so you dont look ugly and make her look bad in front of her girl friends

so many incels upset about the LA protests

>>211662415
It's their fault this is happening anyway, at least in part. They gleefully gave the extremists all the ammunition they needed to convince more of the middle right to take their side on stuff like deportation

who can it be knocking at my door

hmmmm today I will fly Boeing

Soy un perdedor

Thoughts on this shoe?

>sole survivor of airliner crash
metal

>>211663442
Who the fuck is upset about the protests? They've been fun to watch.

Fent got me moving like a claymation figure

>>211663159
>>211663196
gather around children and let me tell you about the good memes we had back then

>>211663382
lol

>>211662693
>3k for a beater ass ak
As far as ak's go they're up there but it's still just an ak. I'd rather buy a parts kit and build a better one for lass than that. Or if you really wanted a 7.62 rifle, don't get it as an akm

>>211663630
Uusi mene on syntynyt

I NEED A LOBOTOMY

There's this wondrous phenomenon by which brown Mexican families will randomly have a white child, not by adoption, but their own genetic child, with light skin and blue eyes. I've presonally encountered this multiple times.

There's also a similiar phenomenon by which white parents will have a child that looks asian (cf. Icelandic musical artist Björk)

business idea: free creampies

Business idea make an entire industry dependent on illegal workers

Need sex

i'm only getting 3-4 hours of sleep a night
i need coffee to stay awake all day
but i think the coffee is preventing me from having a good nights sleep
it's a vicious cycle

>>211663724
>white parents will have a child that looks asian
This is like half of finnic people

>>211663794
same, we can solve this problem together

>>211663798
Take sleeping pills it’s simple

>>211663809
it's mostly the eastern half of finland desu

>>211663798
Dont drink Coffee past 1pm. Its half time is way longer than most people think

>be me
>almost 30
>been isolated since I was 11
>entire life = internet, vidya, porn, drugs, booze
>suicidal thoughts on loop 24/7
>hate myself
>cut myself sometimes just to feel something
>went to therapy, shrinks, took meds
>ate nothing but junk
>never exercised
>sleep schedule is a joke
>hygiene? what's that
>never go outside unless absolutely necessary
>no irl friends, no gf, no human connection
>no sex, no dates, no romance
>no school, no job
>literally just rotting
>starting to realize I wasted my entire life
>regret hits like a freight train

2 morning coffees plus an afternoon pepsi zero is the perfect caffeination regimen for me

^killed the thread award

>>211664019
Womp womp

That bitch was moanin' in F# major bruh

Tahan KEPPI!

>>211664019
You know what you need to do, but it seems hard. It is, but not as hard as you think. You can pull yourself out of it

>>211664019
>isolated
fix this and you feel 90% better

does sex feel good

>>211664110
Yeah it’s pretty cool

>>211664110
No, it's very painful. That's why all thos egals in porn scream and piss themselves

>>211664126
you're a virgin so how would you know

>>211664019
>>no school, no job
if you solve this solving the rest is ez mode. just learn something valuable other people will need you to do

@grok does sex feel good?

>>211664170
I watch pornos

>>211664187
Sex can feel good for many people due to a combination of physical and emotional factors. Physically, it stimulates pleasure centers in the brain, releasing hormones like dopamine and oxytocin, which create feelings of euphoria and bonding. The experience varies widely based on individual preferences, emotional connection, and context like trust and comfort with a partner. Some may not find it pleasurable due to personal, psychological, or physiological reasons. Communication and mutual consent are key to a positive experience. If you want more specifics or have a particular angle in mind, let me know!

>>211664193
Chill for 4 months and still get good boy points

Why is this allowed.

>>211664193
jit dont understand the last 20% is what takes 80% of the time. This is true for all projects ever.

Wait bro what?! Lmao

die bozo die

>>211664193
where is the dilemma, if you overdeliver you will not get good boy points, your boss will work you to death, if you chill you completed the project and everybody is happy

>>211664265
plus the shrinking
it's bad

do people actually get involved with egirls
like just open a fucking porn site looool

https://youtu.be/xK7L6w2sngs?si=rQc-yMsZyJLZHANz
:(

I wonder if the underrepresentation of hispanics in commercials, shows, movies, etc is on purpose in order to make them seem like a smaller percentage of the population than they truly are. To trick people into thinking they aren’t a large problem until it’s too late.

I'll poop in the gas station idc

>>211664332
https://youtu.be/DGsL8hA-1rE

>>211664350
No it's just nobody wants to look at beaners and at least half the country considers them invaders, and it's a dumb idea to use the image of invaders to sell your product/tv show

>>211664374
last time I was in a gas station bathroom there were multiple cum and pee stains all over the stall

>>211664350
Latinx people are self-hating, in shit they make themselves the actors look very white

Ummm Merde bros?!

>>211664019
**hugs**

Women owe me sex

>>211664420
Uhhh wow ok that totally wasn’t me lol

The crystal skulls and pyramids prove that native south americans were genetically engineered by extraterrestrials to be a slave/livestock race, hence they fatten up easily, consume pop culture, and typically have large torsos relative to their limbs (excpetions to these are caused by european admixture)

>>211664193
Being efficient means you can do more work. Wages do not follow productivity. Accepting any more tasks for no extra pay is bad for you and the workforce. Pay minimum get minimum. Nothing is free. That's how it is.

its raining cumbums

What is this phenotype?

smile

How the FUCK is it time for me to go to work again

>>211664523
Dinaric

>>211664523
that's terrorism

Cheese, yeah cheese for dinner methinks

>>211664523
He looks mkultra'd

CHEESED to meet you

>>211664580
Booooo!

>>211664550
Serum.

it should not take 12 hours to move a little package through the system fuck these faggots at usps

Holy enough to pray for you. Hood enough to swing on you.

>>211664654
It’s only a little package it can’t walk that fast

>>211664654
Your Bad Dragon dildo will arrive in due time anon

>>211664716
no it wont these fuckers are always a day late

Paris, Texas

Can't even imagine ordering a package online. If I needed something I would craft it with my own hands and revel in the act of creation

>>211664683
that little nigga doesnt have to do any walking hes on a conveyor belt

>>211664686
blud you're finnish

>>211664110
Yep

i hate my job i wish i were born into millions so i wouldn’t have to keep one of these damnable things

crazy how the perfect man never had sex
what did god mean by that

>>211664753
Havana, Illinois

2180 calories and 187g of protein in me today. Gonna have a big fruit smoothie later and be done

I hate my office job.
Would it be hard to afford groceries by whoring myself online?

>>211664523
very aztec looking

The zoomers have forgotten how to use soyjaks. We've lost the knowledge

>>211664770
Can you craft anon's dragon dildo?

why are millennials all skinnyfat trans-ally bi-curious libshits

just because she's and easy whore i won't lower myself to be amongst the jeets simping for her

>>211664897
I got sumn even better in my sweatpants cabron

they updated the delivery date its now just blank

My cock

>>211664994
in my mouth, getting pleasured by my tongue

>>211664991
a watched pot never boils. your chinese crap will get here when it gets here

>>211664897
I think if find some aged oak it is doable. My horse cocks are crafted from only the finest whiskey barrels to give them an essence of sophistication not found elsewhere on the market.

>>211664991
Paco stole your package as part of the ICE protest.

Reminder to walk for 10+ after each meal to aid digestion and

Saw my friends gfs boobs. First time ive ever seen a natural blond have brown nipples. Strange.

>brown nipples
@jason come here we need your analysis

>>211664019
>entire life = internet, vidya, porn, drugs, booze
you live a life of leisure brother
not to long ago you'd have to be a God to be so lucky

anyone want to smoke a joint at the park? i'll be there in 20

>>211665112
poor guy got shot by the McDonald's death squads before he could finish

>>211665123
What a punch in the gut
The only reason I don't chase after non- white women is because pink nipples are non-negotiable for me

>>211665158
Canadians have the worst opinions of all time all the time

>>211665182
sure but what do you look like so i can find you

>>211665182
I quit all drugs back in january after being an addict for over 3 years straight

going to the park to rob this brazilian guy

>>211665182
Yeah, bring your phone and your new shoes so I can see them

>>211665219
red hoodie and white pants

>>211663685
Yeah, I paid 1000 for mine because it was nicer than a 500 dollar WASR(at the time, apparently WASRs are over 1000 now lol)

>>211665198
Cant complain too much it was a pretty sight all things considered

I spent $5,000 on community college to learn Old Church Slavonic and I've forgotten all of it

No, cats do not recognize or have any understanding of nudity in the same way humans do. They are not concerned with the presence or absence of clothes on their owners. Cats are more focused on sensory details like scent, sound, and movement, and their curiosity about these aspects of their environment often leads them to observe and engage with their surroundings

>>211665322
epic fail

ayo we finna rob this red hoodie nigga

>>211665322
What an idiot you are

>>211665330
Thanks chat gpt

big lurch da chronic

nobody has ever smiled while watching porn

I'm kagami hiiragi irl

>>211665330
>You smell like jizz bro- Jimmy da cat

>>211665373
I have

I wake up in the morning I got murder on my mind

@grok how do i get good a sexting girls

Kek

I like Nancy Mace, she seems like a fun, smart alick bitch. Wouldn't want her as president though

>>211665420
Getting better at sexting involves building confidence, understanding your partner’s preferences, and keeping things respectful and fun. Here’s a concise guide based on common advice:

1. **Build Comfort First**: Start with flirty, light messages to gauge her interest and comfort level. Don’t jump into explicit content right away. For example, compliment her in a playful way, like, “You looked so good today, I can’t stop thinking about you.”

2. **Read Her Cues**: Pay attention to how she responds. If she’s engaging and reciprocating, you can gradually escalate. If she seems hesitant, slow down or check in. Consent and mutual enjoyment are key.

3. **Be Descriptive but Classy**: Use suggestive language that’s vivid but not crude unless you know she’s into that. Focus on the senses—what you’d feel, see, or do together. For example, “I can’t stop imagining how soft your skin would feel right now.”

4. **Keep It Personal**: Tailor your messages to her personality and what you know she likes. Generic lines can feel impersonal. Reference shared moments or inside jokes to make it intimate.

5. **Use Humor and Teasing**: A little playfulness keeps things fun and less intense. For example, “I’m trying to behave, but you’re making it *really* hard.”

6. **Pace Yourself**: Don’t flood her with messages. Give her time to respond and build anticipation. Sexting is a two-way conversation, not a monologue.

7. **Respect Boundaries**: Always check in if you’re unsure about her comfort level. A simple, “Is this okay?” or “You good with where this is going?” shows you care about her feelings.

8. **Practice Confidence**: Confidence comes from practice and knowing your partner’s into it. Avoid overthinking—focus on enjoying the moment and making her feel desired.

If you want real-time tips or examples tailored to a specific situation, let me know, and I can search for more context or refine the advice!

God my finger smells so bad but I canxt stop sniffing it

>>211665439
buy an ad moshe

>>211665476
How do you work for?

>>211665373
I have. A Tara Tainton video where she's late for church but you have an erection and she has to take care of it while the whole family is waiting outside in the car made me laugh quite distinctly

>>211665499
Who* I'm drunk

>>211664019
find yourself a meaningful hobby

Let me guess, you "need" more?

NEW
>>211665895