Thread 211670112

All in edition

just phoned my happenings guy and he let it ring off the hook
...lads?

Send me in Sir Keir I'm ready

>>211670141
its over

>>211670161
chebmogs me

>>211670161
that's someone's father

Oh right world war three just started Hhaahahahahahah I thought people were just posting about happenings for a laugh

did the desert tribe bomb the other desert tribe

>>211670196
proof?

>WW3
>between Israel/UK/USA/EU
>vs lran and ???

not fighting for pakis and nigs, sorry but i shant

does this mean we can deport all the pakis?

>>211670152
yeah just like that furious revenge they enacted after soleimani's death...
oh wait

>>211670206
you gonna die in the middle east little chud

What is it about those nostalgia youtube shorts with the ambient music that makes them work so well. I thought it was the music alone but the ones for generations before or after mine have the same music and don't work. PLEASE tell me you know what I'm talking about.

>can't find anything on Google News
yeah its fucking nothing

>>211670300
Unrelated but I often get nostalgia for a period of time I didn't even exist in.

>>211670312
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c93ydeqyq71t

what's all this talk about war what happened recently

I have Iranian friends messaging me and telling me that they are hearing explosions.

It's over

>Israel declares 'special state of emergency'
happening-bros...how will this affect heathermong's posting on /brit/?

>>211670326
Nazi Germany?

>>211670372
80-00s Japan

>>211670300
i dont can you give me an example

>>211670362
>>211670346
yawn

nothing ever happens

>>211670330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYNftqLhdHY

>>211670387
Is that brianna wu?

>>211670394
trve im holding the line. Was glued to the screen last 20 times ZOG shit on Iran but at this point could care less. Wake me up if Tel Aviv gets bombed

>>211670387
me puffing on a fag

based no work next week because ww3

>>211670423
>could care less
Kill yourself.

>>211670440
https://youtu.be/c8EC1aQlhdI

who let unc cook :skull:

its begun
where in poo's name is the fucking machines poster??

>>211670423
It will be bombed but it will be alot of garbage that doesn't hit anything.

>inflation nearly at 2% amidst Trump's trade wars
>Energy prices falling
>Strong pound sterling
>Bank of England meets next week
>Israel decides to chimp out and bomb a regional power which happens to be one of the largest oil producing countries in the world.
>Any economic headroom we had left just evaporated

>>211670485
le cookies are ready

>>211670498
All of what you posted there is a fucking lie anyway.

>>211670491
what do you reckon's going through are Tom's head right now?

>>211670491
do you mean the israeli lad that would post machines that fuck young innocent girls?

based daddy trump will fix it

>>211670524
hopefully a .223

why did israel attack iran

>>211670579
Because it's end times I'm afraid

>>211670553
how close were they?

>>211670579
some funny desert religion thing

>>211670579
to bring about the war of gog and magog which in turn make them build there new temple and forcibly bring about their messiah and rule the world as foretold

>>211670383
https://youtube.com/shorts/psmzvtDagZQ?si=WymZYoiKMs4GnUNB

>>211670579
to start the nothing happening

>>211670586
extremely unclose

>>211670606
oh, err... right
>>211670599
oh, err... right
>>211670620
ah okay right

the bitch at centrelink pissed me off so i did a little george floyd dance while she wasnt looking kek

>>211670579
Israel doesn't want Iran to acquire atomic weapons.

>>211670611
skins mentioned

leftypol supporting iran

>>211670639
monkey shuffle?

>>211670643
ah okay, that makes sense

hang on, why does israel think iran is going to acquire atomic weapons

>>211670622
fvck thats depressing

>>211670586
The Greek had some understanding of the principles being steam engines, and built small models or toys that used the, but they never managed to build large steam engines for any practical use.

>>211670667
Iran has a nuclear program and they claim it's entirely for peaceful purposes but Israel doesn't believe them.

bombs going off in the middle is there? fascinating stuff

It's really happening, isn't it lads?

h a b b e n i n g

Please god nuke Israel!

>>211670734
right on, got you

err, but why doesn't israel believe them? surely it's safer to just hedge your bets and not guarantee retaliation if they do happen to have nuclear weapons?

im a kelper
will everything be alright?

>>211670742
Nope!

/brit/ related cos israel are our allies

was thinking about quitting my job because the work is hard and the pay is shit, mentioned it to my job coach and she said "yeah definitely quit"

Iranians WILL eat McDonalds
Iranians WILL host pride parades
Iranians WILL attend Bon Jovi concerts
And they will be happy.

>>211670768
hello argentina
how's tricks

>>211670768
Iranian Strategic Target #1: The Falkland Islands

>>211670742
No

anyone know a good brand of wired earbuds? my old faithful AKGs have finally given up the ghost

>>211670792
Holy based

>>211670761
I guess it would be wiser to strike them before they would become an atomic power. Jews are smart so they probably have a good plan.

Hey fella how ya doin tonight

Hey niggas.

>>211670830
yincrow x6

>>211670841
ah, hahah, right enough, yeah they're a tricky bunch aren't they

but, spare a thought for just a moment, they'd have to be certain that this operation would succeed, right? how can they be so sure they'll be successful?

/brit/ stands with Israel

no country actually cares about nk, india, pakistan, even russia having nukes so why is irans nuclear program being taken as a serious threat?

>>211670853
looks good, cheers lad

Listening to Virgin Killer by Scorpions

>>211670485
skateboard squats gooby

>>211670869
Stop taking me for a fool!

will leftypol start waving iranian flags now?

IRAN LAUNCHING MISSLES ATE ISRAEL NOW ITS OVER LADS THE SAMSON OPTION IS BEING ACTIVATED

>>211670938
Shut it fool

business idea: hardboiled egg wrapped in sausage meat and breaded

15c at this time of night is unacceptable
actually roasting in bed

>>>/pol/507152421
well?

If you haven't any, pray to God. Begging you

>Iran has enough nuclear material to create 15 nuclear bombs ‘within days’, a senior military official tells the BBC. In recent months, secret attempts to assemble these weapons have been made, the official says.
Are we about to see Iraq 2.0 or do you think Western patience with Israel has worn too thin? Personally, I'm thinking the later

apparently the jews struck nuclear sites in iran, surely that warrants a response?

>>211670968
*grabs fork and knife*
havent tried roasted virgin freak but im excited for it

rorke denying the holocaust

Whoever just prayed right now say you submit and repent of all sins.

>>211671000
bodied that freak

>>211670995
i dont think the us could justify it, public opinion of israel is too low and people are too awokened to shit these days

https://youtu.be/HJEoNtN7j04

Enjoy you're sound

turn on the BBC iranian dirty bomb just went off in downtown tel aviv

>>211671025
Don't think it helps that all Western intervention in the middle east since the 90s has been a catastrophic failure. Think the people are aware that going into Iran would probably create a power vacuum which would be filled by someone far worse.

>>211671042
rorke dropping a dirty bomb on the bog in solidarity with the brave mujahideen fighters

Was here when Russia invaded Ukraine first as well. And I NEVER come here off and on every day nonstop 25-55x a day

holy fuck they actually nuked them

Cheadle has gone…

We are the Lions of Isreal!

Where's mikey. I need to hear the opinion of a dole-dossing pikey retard on this whole iran-israel development.

playing with my nipples

got the scran made

A little peeved no one consulted me before doing this

Got toil tomorrow at 10AM until 18PM, so not too fussed if it all kicks off.

>>211671113
does it feel good?

>>211671130
>10 am until 18pm
>10am until 6am
bloody hell thats a long shit

all the planes over iraq and iran are spazzing out and dont know what to do lmao

Can't be having criminals in the making taken off of our streets

hmmmm tastez like dirt

>>211671114
corr look at that belly its in dire need of feeding eh fatty

>>211671151
what websight is that

Yeah it's TOO FUCKING WARM

>>211671136
..yh

Just think about this, you were in India for some reason. Maybe the lure of jeeta pussy, we don't really know

But you arrived on horseback and acted like you owned the place
And they shoulda told you to stuff it

>>211671171
https://www.flightradar24.com/AIC187/3ac5b0fb

Tight moist puckering Asian FANNY!!!

remember no iranians

>>211671199
look at the fucking size of the fella he could have single handedly mash all those smelly little jeets up

Is there any reason why Israel have just gone absolutely insane the last few years? We all knew they were a little "out there" - but this is genuinely ridiculous.

>>211671202
>more flights in the US than basically the whole world
why?

>>211671239
Big cunt innit

I tried
I protested
I pleaded
I made every appeal to reason and common sense that a man can do
I circled the wagons and tried day in and day out to wake up this general and /cum/ to that eternal enemy of mankind that for 2000 years has terrorized the human race
I posted evidence
I presented facts
I shone a spotlight on their many crimes and misdeeds throughout the centuries
I was ridiculed for my efforts
Called every name of in the book
Now it is too late
A point of no return has been crossed
At the most critical juncture the world and mankind at large chose barabas
We now have to live with the consequences
The jews crown will be the funeral wreath for the human species and the world will be a lifeless rock floating through space devoid of any intelligent life just as it was millions of years ago

>>211671239
domestic flights, probably. the thought of getting a plane to travel from one part of the UK to another is ridiculous, but traveling from Illinois to California is totally reasonable.

>>211671238
bcs they're based

>>211671238
Too forcibly bring about their messiah, the jews are always trying to fool god and this is just another one of their tricks.

>>211671270
chicago to LA is a 29 hour drive
would you really drive 29 hours in the uk?

>>211671238
Trump and Biden were/are both extremely pro-israel, so they've essentially been given a blank cheque to do whatever they want.

>>211670976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17CwZmI8mUQ

>>211671238
Think Peter Zeihan isn't a crackpot. World order will shift as we ween off of oil and globalized trade networks are going to get bent up and broken, Israel is a close partner of techno-Rome.

I am blessed by Jesus to die for Israel.

Got 20 odd (you)s on a post on the pol mega thread, my most prolific post in a long time

>>211671295
I start shrieking and crying my eyes out whenever a drive is more than 3 hours

>>211671314
bang out that

>>211671130
midday till 9pm here

>>211671295
That's my point. Domestic flights aren't a thing in Europe, but obviously are in America.

>>211671314
vile

>>211671337
a domestic flight in the US should be the equivalent of flights within Europe, yet you dont have very many of them

I'm team nothingburger but just took an edible and bought some diet dr pepper just in case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlq0opSBb_Y

got really high earlier today and wrote like 4-5 pages of a book and made myself cry because I thought it was so emotionally weighty
read it back now and it's the most incomprehensible, melodramatic nonsense I've ever read.

god bnless

lads . . .

>>211671369
screaming
post a paragraph please

>>211671383
it really is over

Rorke dying for Israel
Leftypol dodging conscription because of his anxiety attacks which he receives £10k annual pip payments for

>>211671326
ive driven through california numerous times and it's easily 10+ hours lol
granted the interstate isn't that bad, idk what the you kay is like for that amount of distance

i remember when i first moved out i drove across the state, like 2+ hours to go get some specific food but i was too much of an autistic freak to commit to finding it (was a small business not listed) so i just walked around for 30 minutes then went back home

Iran has begun retaliating with ballistic missiles.

First wave. Good luck and god speed.

Honestly cba to dodge the draft I'd just go die for ZOG at this point. The other middle eastern wars looked fun

>>211671444
unironically hope they wipe each other off the map simultaneously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdfrSq4VQ94
feeling a lot of despair

>>211671476
stay up king

>>211671384
>My heart weeps and aches. Like a million floorboards spinning on their axes, cascading corpses tumbling the infinite subterranean abyss. Falling endlessly into that dark abyss [wrote abyss twice here apparently]. Something of a whisper makes my hair stand on end. These corpses are my own. In another million lives. I close the door and the floor settles into plaice [sic]. My heart weeps and aches.

first of all: too fucking hot
second of all: got a mystery on my hands. the mystery of the pleasant smell. *waits to be asked about it*

>>211671365
Fair enjoyed that wee tune

Im 26 and have a college degree
Theres no way I would be drafted and even if I did I would happily go to prison then fight for the empire of mongrelia

>>211671325
>digits and everyone in the Middle East dies
?

>>211671504
Sounds like a happy book

Going to sleep now

I wonder what sort of chaos I'll wake up to in a few hours

>>211671504
screeching

praying that israel uses a tactical nuke against iran and turns into the new nazi germany that gets ostracized needs to be liberated by the rest of the world

why are you all pissing yourselves over the idea of being drafted again? what happened now?

>>211671504
scimurv,bing

>>211671544
sleep tight x
>>211671512
glad you liked it

>>211671504
lmao
have once or twice tried to keep a journal but never made it past one or two entries before i'm embarrassed and throw it away

THE SILO DOORS ARE OPEN

it has dawned on me that Jewlei could draft us to die for israel. Mental innit.

i'm always wrong whenever i try and predict anything, so i'm going to bet on something happening this time so more people don't die x

I'm seeing reports that the israeli jets entered through Iraq. That can only mean they are using the American base there to conduct these attacks. How do we even known the jets are being piloted by Israelis? Just as likely that the attack is being conducted directly by the US and UK and they are giving Israel credit.

>A lot of Netanyahu's address references WWII and the Holocaust.
500 years from now they're still going to be banging on about the holocaust

>>211671476
Same feel like a ghost floating around empty.

listening rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF58wUkvk60

>>211670112 (OP)
I had to go to the hospital because my aunt is getting physical therapy and I accidentally made the nurses giggle

>>211671629
Probably. The Irish still bang on about Cromwell.

OH SHIT
https://youtu.be/4v_tIJHPbz8

>>211671664
two nuclear powers are at war and you're listening to the carpenters?

homer samson

listening rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf1d8SGuxfs

>>211671629
the holocaust is the foundational myth for our entire post WWII society and culture and is the source for all our people's misfortunes
that is why it is so important to expose this blood libel and why so many western governments make it illegal to do so
without the holohoax the jew has no billy club to bludgeon mankind with whenever mankind raises any protest to his criminal behavior

sacked tranny rumoured to be 2 weeks away from manufacturing homemade nuclear weapons in his grotty rotten loft

US, UK, and France do practically everything for Israel. From weapons and intel to actual military operations, all to give these green skinned goblins an aura of invincibility. The pager attack in Lebanon was likely at least logistically aided by British agents in Cyprus.

>>211671803
guy who looks like that would never say that
he would be very anti nazi

ALLAHU ACKBARR!!!!!

>guy who looks like that would never say that
>he would be very anti nazi

uhhh.... sexo

going to bed now, hope Israel still exists when I wake up

The fact they are posting shit like this and not doing it make me think that it's a nothing burger.

For some reason the receptionist at my aunt's doctor's office always blushes when she sees me

I'm very tired but I don't want to miss anything

>>211671836
it was fashionable to wear those hats in the 1920s and 1930s althoughbeit
every man wore one

>it was fashionable to wear those hats in the 1920s and 1930s althoughbeit
>every man wore one

>>211671899
>>211671923
'twas always nothing. Sleep tight.

>>211671923
there will be a token retaliatory strike with rockets, then they'll "consider it settled". again.

>>211671930
>it was fashionable to wear those hats in the 1920s and 1930s althoughbeit
>every man wore one

>>211671264
Malaponte?

>>211671921
fucking shag fuck out her arsehole

Remember the old adage
Nothing ever happens

my ex gf had a very tight pussy, so tight it was painful for me unless we used lots of lube, so that makes me not understand how fucking a bum which isn't meant for it and must be too tight can at all be pleasurable for the fucker

>>211672112
she was built for israeli lad's machines

>>211671868
>>211672127
he's such a twat

I don't like that funny word

The vile Israelis are murdering all of Iran's scientists and military officers, along with their wives and children. If they react they will have to fight a war against America, France and UK, probably all of NATO.

This is an opportunity for China, Russia and North Korea to pursue their geopolitical interests in Europe and Asia. For the West, all resources will be surged to defend Israel, thus granting a pathway to Taiwan and potentially even South Korea.

poo willy bum arse

>>211672334
soon....

>>211672273
what of the falkland islands?
will i be able to shag my sheep in peace?

>>211672364
Zog won get over it

>>211672437
Mr.Bean??

400mg cannabis edible down the hatch. Already drunk and coked out of it as it is. Let’s see how this goes

>>211672546
God bless you.

have fun in hell

you can't post the fluttershys

>>211672553
Can’t wait for it to kick in

>ctrl+F: "Israel"
>31 results

alright alright
what have those jews done now

>>211672579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZNYyrbACLs

I stand with iran

so... that's it then?

>>211672722
https://youtu.be/7kmEEkECFQw

>>211672709
same

never been drunk and never done any drugs. never even smoked. 32 years old. considering going on an absolutely unfathomable bender as I have nothing to live for, any suggestions?

>>211672759
are you a wizard, too?

this guy is trapped in israel rn

>>211672820
He’s a fucking faggot. He “converted” to Judaism

>>211672794
I actually was but then got a girlfriend throughout most of 2024 and had sex many countless times with her

>>211672546
You're fucking done man. I get blasted off 20mg and I've been smoking for 10 years

whats going on with this israel iran stuff?

how do yanks let their police get away with sort of stuff?

Iranians keep getting glassed and never do anything

>>211673025
My dad sent me this thinking it was awesome, I gave it a thumbs up. He's only talking about blacks and poor people btw

>>211673023
they're having a tiff

>friday 13th
>ww3 starts

our country is fucked honestly
taxes are gonna go up again lmao

>>211671420
i used to drive devon to leeds like 5-6 times a year. was between 4.5-5.5 hours each time, took more than 6 hours a few times because of traffic and diversions. absolutely hated it

>>211672602
got an update?

>>211673021
It’s kicked in and I’m geezy

Kind of ironic that the man who suffered a serious injury that could have killed him ended up outliving the men dancing in front of him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxYBpZ70y70

>>211672759
just try everything at least once mate, everyone likes different things more than others
one bit of advice i can give is don't smoke weed when you're properly drunk. always a recipe for disaster. generally dont mix drugs unless you've had both a few times before

>>211673228
god the made up lyrics to this are still stuck in my head nearly 20 years later
>FOR THE REST OF YOUR GAMING LIIIIIIFE

>>211673288
i meant how are you feeling

>>211673308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6GB04zeDeQ

>>211673314
Not as fucked up as I’d like to be

>>211673331
give it a bit

>>211673353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W_Ja7SQD60

Imagine the fucking smell of that plane crash in India

>>211673353
https://youtu.be/440o7zzbAFk

>>211673270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg

>>211673308
oh wow he remade it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A19kkspb89I

>>211673424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnCMon7m7E0

Fuck off with the youtube links
No one is watching them but you

me

>>211673518
me

>>211673552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLyyT9yW9kA

On my way to see Wobblsnockers

What type of vibes do you give off?

>>211673662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8YCSJpF4g4

>>211673696
stone cold white thug

>>211673696
offputting

>>211673696
ROCKSTAR VIBES

>>211673696
Retard idiot freak

i know who you are
youre an evil rapist

drank for the first time in months the other day and just fell asleep haha

>>211673733
Rockstar Vibes
O
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K
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V
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>>211673857
>>211673857
>>211673857
>>211673857

I'm jovial as fuck
I'm a jolly type nigga