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Nothing ever happens edition

>>211675172 (OP)
First for eat my ass.

We passed upon the stairs
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago
OH NO
NOT ME
WE NEVER LOST CONTROL
YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

Be like that

My prediction: a whole lot of nothing will happen

>>211675186
Kekkkk

>>211675186
I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED ANTISEMITISTS THAT HIGH

where are the mejicans?

>opinion on Israel dropping among able bodied young men
>They get sent to fight for Israel
>Immediately betray the Israelis
Tell me how this isn't a win

>>211675207
holy cope

>>211675200
Are you the sexo poster and also t Hanks? Are you both the same person?

>>211675197
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD SUCK A TROONS BALLS THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE

>>211675207
They're won't be a draft lmfao

What if you went down to your kitchen and saw this?

I was 162lb 2 months ago and I thought I looked skinny. I bulked up to 168lbs and I still think I am skinny

>>211675224
pspspspsp

>>211675217
wot?

Tehran has raised the red flag of revenge

>>211675242
Don't wot me you know exactly what I mean

>>211675244
Did they literally raise a red flag in the capital signifying revenge

>>211675251
>Did they literally raise a red flag in the capital signifying revenge

>>211675249
i dont

YOU'RE GONNA DIE
GONNA DIE
GONNA DIE FOR ISRAEL
DIE FOR A COUNTRY THAT'S SHIT

>>211675273
Are you the "hey now that hurt" poster

>>211675264
Come on its a legit question

so true
https://youtu.be/e9EoZO-6jTo

>>211675286
no

>>211675286
hey now that hurt

>>211675302
>>211675306
it was so cute when that poster said that

>>211675224
wonder why I suddenly have 2 islands and ceramic countertops

Dream girl for me right here

>>211675279
Risk death for Israel and upon your safe return you get a qt Jewess. Fair trade?

>>211675310
there's only 1 post which i could find in the archives. is it this one? https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/210985934/#210987102

>>211675315
Tell her that you hate niggers. That'll show empathy towards your race.

owari da...

>>211675333
>tats
DROPPED

>>211675333
even the filter can't hide how ugly she is lmao but it's trying it's hardest

>>211675333
Message her and say "not very empathetic Trump".

>>211675340
kekd

>>211675343
I don't think she's ugly

>>211675352
but she is objectively ugly

>>211675359
Beauty is subjective

>>211675359
Gay if you wouldn't

>>211675362
It's not.

>>211675362
it's not, actually.

>>211675362
she's ugly. period.

>>211675322
Yeah and he said it again when I gave him an e wedgie. I didn't even know it was the same person

any scientists in. i’m wondering if it’s possible to nut so hard it blasts a hole in the drywall

>>211675369
>>211675370
>>211675372
huh didn't know cum was this based and beauty pilled

>>211675377
Can it even blast through 1 ply toilet paper?

>>211675377
You couldn't, because you're lot T.
I could, because I'm very high T. It's like Hancock's RV roof for me.

>>211675376
could be a different person?

If this was 250 years ago you would all be sailors

>>211675401
What are the odds of two different people saying hey now that hurt

>>211675410
i dont know

>>211675410
High

It's a God awful small affair
To the girl with the mousey hair,
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go,
But her friend is no where to be seen.
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seats with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen,
But the film is sadd'ning bore
For she's lived it ten times or more.
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on
SAILOOOOOORS FIGHTING IN THE DANCE HALL.
OH MAN!
LOOK AT THOSE CAVEMEN GO.
IT'S THE FREAKIEST SHOOOOOOW.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE LAAAAAAWMAAAAAAN
BEATING UP THE WRONG GUY.
OH MAN!
WONDER IF HE'LL EVER KNOW
HE'S IN THE BEST SELLING SHOOOOOOOOW.
IS THERE LIFE ON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRS?

>>211675418
Ok
>>211675429
Don't reply to me schizo

>>211675443
Fag.

>>211675443
why name your kid that?

>>211675409
no you'd actually all be farmers

>>211675368
Caroline Ellison tier

>>211675451
>tranny flag
Xey named xemxelvex that

>>211675224
blow raspberries in belly and pet

The shah is probably going ballistic and shitting bricks

I think I might be on to something

Just going to come out and say it. I have a cuckold fetish. There.

>>211675469
ok but why delta? why not something normal like John or Jane?

29 is young

>>211675490
Nothing wrong with that, being in touch with your sexuality like that is powerful. Don't let the right-wing trolls tell you otherwise.

>>211675514
Well I reckon I could ruin relationships if I let my girl fuck other dudes

>>211675368
get that shagged immediately

>>211675498
Probably a nod to being a tranny, given delta being used as a symbol for change

Kween

>>211675506
screaminmg

>>211675195
These subservient cattle can't even be classified as human can they

>>211675539
don't be poppin ya head out sunshine

>>211675368
I am in love

been pissing int o a measuring cup to see how much goes in vs out and it is not adding up

>>211675643
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweat_gland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lung

>>211675643
there's also sweat and respiratory losses

Just had a goon. Wasn’t really into it

>>211675710
is that ai?

Another kween

>>211675748
good night anons

women are so damn pretty bros

>>211675643
You ever weigh yourself before and after a shit

If you kill your enemies they win

>>211675788
blumpf handcuffing US senators now wow he's LITERALLY hitler

>>211675745
imagine spaffing all over the titties

>>211675800
Fuck off

>>211675800
sorry bubby but /pol/ posting gets a 3 day ban
see you next week!

>Fighter jets belonging to the US, Israel, and the UK have begun operations against Iranian drones in the airspace of Syria and Iraq.
Why are goylems so loyal to israel?

>>211675838
Judeo Christian values o algo

We are a pathetic nation

thinking about how hollywood rarely uses normal looking extras in the background these days. everyone is artificially attractive

you ever squeeze the gunk out of a blackhead or whitehead and wonder how that much stuff could even be in there

goodnight

>>211675895
Oh really? I should pay more attention

>>211675887
& persians too, right?

>>211675911
I never got blackheads

>>211675838
Carrot: massive campaign donations
Stick: Epstein island blackmail

>>211675916
good night my precious ladybug
stay warm and snug
tomorrow is a beautiful new day

>>211675933
or bitches

>>211675954
incorrect. I got bitches because I didn't ever get blackheads

>>211675933
i get a good one every few months

if you were jewish, which country would you destroy first?

>>211675443
i saw a transwoman on the apps yesterday that i would honestly consider to be 10/10. legitimately runway model tier. i would have considered swiping right if she listed a decent job because i'm not completely coombrained but i was very impressed.

Does seem kinda fishy that the moon landing was somehow on live tv

>>211676088
lol

he's microwaving his noodles in a watered down bowl full of beer with butter

gooning to this thread

>>211676069
India

>>211676104
sorry officers, but nobody is home. please leave a message after the beep.
*beep*

I do find it kind of hard to believe that someone landed an ATV on mars. I’m just saying

You guys gonna get drafted lmao

>>211676147
Dont be a hysterical fool

https://archive.org/details/odis-cochran-the-three-bigots/G.L+Rockwell+And+The+Coon+Hunters.mp4
https://archive.org/details/odis-cochran-the-three-bigots/Odis+Cochran+%26+The+Three+Bigots.mp4

business idea: the next time I get tacquitos, but cheese dip

>>211676147
i am too old to get drafted
i would expect most of this general is too old
this is a boomer site

As a teenager I tried trimming my ball hairs with a pair of scissors and ended up cutting a diamond into my ballsack

>>211676142
stop listening to the nasa lyingtists

>>211676171
buy*

god dammit

>>211676171
the only acceptable dips for tacquitos are salsa verde or sour cream/salsa blanco.

Quesarito, my beloved

>>211676185
You said it perfect

And I don’t want to talk to no scientist
Yall motherfuckers lying, getting me pissed!

>>211675195
Fetterman!

>>211676195
>using a bechamel as a dipping sauce
do mexicans really?

the rumours are true..
i'm sorry.

>>211676299
how will you atone for your sins?

>>211676299
What about the victims?

everyone please pray that the lord explodes an aneurysm in my brain tonight while i’m dreaming. thank you

>>211676311
>>211676327
My client won’t be answering any more questions at this time

>>211676342
Fuck off Dershowitz the people have a right to know!

>adjusting for inflation, cost of living the median household earner made $102k in 1965 California vs $33k in 2025
Grim, but unsurprising when you flood a state with illegal 3rd worlders.

>>211676388
read the room bro we're talking about the middle east

>>211676401
Begone redditleaf

>>211676409
you're redditleaf i'm schizojeet

bananas above me while i sleep tonight
goodnight

>>211676460
bad feng shui

>>211676460
Is that your skin

>>211676477
big leather couch

Got an interview to be a union organizer apprentice tomorrow
No clue how I got an interview but I did
Im an aspie so wish me luck im sure they'll sniff it out

>>211676505
be personable and bring up things you like before the interview even starts

Doing a poo AMA

>>211676539
what is the aroma

>>211676553
poopy

>>211676069
mexico

the big comfy couch

>>211676388
ok, but how does this affect you personally

>>211676539
What did you eat today?

>>211676538
Im not really personable though
But ill try
What do you mean bring up things i like

>>211676616
Some people don’t want their countries turning into third shitholes. Imagine a California without the 20 million illegals that inhabit it today ever being there. It would be the best state in the union

Jason origin story

>>211676678
tell them about your love of anime, as an icebreaker

i don't like anything

>>211676716
u like sucking dick I heard

>>211676903
nah man nah chill bruh that's crazy

>>211676661
what did you eat today?

>>211676709
Thats a great idea
The attire is supposed to be business casual, so I was thinking about showing up in a kimono and a fedora as well, to show my classiness alongside my commitment to supporting BIPOC

thoughts on Mohammed

>>211676926
Now answer me

thoughts on Jesus

We might get some Elias Rodriguez type action in the coming days. That's something to look forward to.

>>211677005
Seems nice
>>211676963
Savage

>>211677010
they were both schizos

>>211676963
don't like him
>>211677005
good bloke

I denounce Yahweh.
I denounce Abraham.
I denounce Moses.
I denounce Enoch.
I denounce Jesus.
I denounce Saul of Tarsus.
I denounce Mohammed.
I denounce Joseph Smith.
I curse Vishnu.

I denounce religion.

>>211676998
hot hamburger sandwich

The middle east, always at it with the wars.
Why?

>>211677099
america

It's crazy how most people in the world live miserable lives

hambubger

>>211677139
Eat eat eat
Obese fat

Need this

Thomas Jefferson's grandfather from maternal was servant of baronet

>>211677160
mcdonald's quarter pounders will put pounds on you

>>211675887
>Protecting Iranians too right?
>r-right?

>>211677230
they're not in danger

*shoves you* watch where you're going!

>>211677063
Not cool

Finished my isekai novel, time to hop in bed and watch a destiny VOD till I fall asleep.

>>211677405
jason is based??

>>211677422
Why do you love destiny so much
You remind me of when I used to watch tyt when I was like 18

>>211677447
who said i love destiny

>>211677463
cause ur a fagit

I'm still in love with her

>>211677422
Jason hates destiny because he thinks destiny is racially Jewish

>>211677524
is he not j*wish? nobody likes circles

>>211677544
It could go either way, he does look a little jewish.

>>211677171
Let me marry your sister and I will bake it for the family

>>211677885
are you a girl

NHH

Listening to some jams

Nice and high on Marijuana right now

NEH

>>211676131
Kek, for some reason I imagine some of you actually trying that.

Also thread's theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0Qda32IKM

At this rate we will end up making a thread: China Russia and Mexico General on Russian imageboards by next Year, lmao.

some ebay seller got mad at me for no reason
did I phrase this poorly? I wasn't accusing this guy of anything so I got confused as fuck, am I just autistic?

>>211678270
I think you're both tismal

I'm a stinky sailor sailing the salty diarrhea seas

>>211675838
source? they said they are out of this but trump lies as usual

>>211678587
You live in Slovakiaaaaa
Home to beautiful Slovakian womennnn
I want to have sexual relations with your women

Yeah yeah jts alright
We're gonna have a good time tonight

Oh yeah
Yeah yeahyeah
She loves you yeah yeah yeah
She loves you yeah yeah yeah

why is Drew Pavlou so obsessed with China when he is not even Chinese

>>211678767
Who?
Is that another nickname for Destiny?

>>211678614
whores will be hoes

gm cummies

I have a prezzie for you /cum/mies: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1DYDXPtEDZY0o75G5EIEbbEeLP_z-QI8y?usp=sharing
My entire collection of Sanna pics.

>>211680574
>3D whore

Israel is just doing what we should've done to Mexico and Canada long ago

>>211680620
Divorcees are inherently whores, yes.

Cute!

Do you love Japan?

Did you learn the home row when learning how to type?

>>211681230
Would you fuck a goomba?

I want a gf so bad

>>211681344
No but I fucked Gumby.

How about fucking a gumbo

>>211681881
Personally? not for me.

>>211681881
Ive never had gumbo.

>>211681909
I love gumbo virgins
so fucking breedable

*headbutts you*
*purrs*

>>211681905
Prude

>>211682013
*Eskimo kisses u*

This is my priestess.

>>211682201
She looks like she plays fallout 76

>>211682301
>fallout 4 online
>paid sub
>bad gacha
>tranny game
76 lost.

>>211682355
???
Objectively wrong.
76, has in fact, won.

>>211682453
Ugly bad tranny game end of discussion + you're gay

Kinda surprised that Trump is genuinely more of a psychotic warmongering neocon than George W. Bush.
By all means he makes W. look like a well intentioned affable goofball. I honestly don't think W. would have sucked Israel's dick THIS hard.

>>211682499
Grow up.

>>211682520
Bush let them do 9/11.

>>211682520
Trump has stated he will not be helping Israel. How is that warmongering? Were you even alive when bush was president? Have you heard of the highway of death?

>>211682562
>Trump has stated he will not be helping Israel.
So you missed this?
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114675456780398208

>>211682520
They're all pedophiles so who gives a fuck

>>211682601
So whats he guilty of here? Selling Israel weapons? Trying to scare Iran into peace? That is somehow worse than killing hundreds of thousands of people in a week of bombing including many civilians?

>>211682661
That's George H.W. Bush, dipshit lol

I don't care about politics.
Stop talking about politics.
If you care, pick up a gun like Elias Rodriguez.
That's realpolitik.
I won't be picking up a gun, I enjoy snacks and video games and comfort.

Happy 4:20 AM!!!!!

>>211682710
>invasion of Iraq
>George H.W. Bush (Sr)
So no, you weren't alive during George Bush's presidency you absolutely retarded zoomer

>>211682753
Your pic
is of the highway of death
from 1991
retard
lmao
rofl

>>211682752
Yesterday you posted a pic of her in a black dress and she had a massive cleavage, had me wondering when she got them tits like that

>>211682980
Concerning the second point: Halt’s Maul.

My stocks went down did something happen ;)

based

WTF? For some reason YouTube with no warning and with no details at all deleted my channel for apparently violating their policy on "spam, deceptive practices and scams policy." This is such bullshit. I never engaged in such a thing. They didn't even tell me what exactly had violated their policy. I applied for an appeal so we'll see what they say. Like what the hell? How dare they do this to paying customers? (I'm a Premium user.) I lost so much shit. Now I gotta start over from scratch. They even deleted all my playlists and shit on YouTube Music. What thee fuuuuuck. I'm livid.

>>211683692
Palantir

>>211683692
what kind of videos did you post

so is palantir the new buzzword for online schizos? never heard of it 1 year ago

>>211683692
as a premium paypiggie you quite literally funded this

I applied to Palantir and they rejected me immediately so I don't know whether to be mad or happy that they at least told me up front

Do high school boys actually do this?

>>211684313
Japs are basically Indians

>>211684218
>hilltop inbred retard hasn't heard of something
I'm shocked your shtetl even gets internet.

Shit my panties award

>>211683692
Deserved for being a paypig lol

Slow morning in /cum/ today?

Hot white women are the most valuable resource on the planet.

I'm a Jew.

My watermelon-strawberry nic vape has a lil screen that states the battery life and the amount of nic oil left. The nic oil has been on "0%" for several days now and it's still going strong. lol?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>211685034
Lol the jannies stopping the troons from ACKKKKing you can't make this up

>>211685034
Might as well start calling it the transition support line

>the jannies care we really do we swear
>please don't hurt yourself anon :(
LOL

Currently listening: https://youtu.be/5qxVv0H2v5M

>>211684347
do indians do that like us?????

Gotta shit.

>>211684847
Damn who woulda thought some chink contraband vape product would be low quality?

I can feel it /cum/ming in the air tonight, oh Lord...

>>211685423
We need a /cum/ themed playlist

>>211685464
What goes around /cum/s around

ayooo niggas

>>211685423
Fuck you anon, now I need to listen to that song :D

The Eastern world, it is explodin'
Violence flarin', bullets loadin'
You're old enough to kill but not for votin'
You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're totin'?
And even the Jordan river has bodies floatin'
But you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
How you don't believe
We're on the eve of destruction
Don't you understand what I'm trying to say
Can't you feel the fears I'm feeling today?
If the button is pushed, there's no runnin' away
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave
Take a look around you boy, it's bound to scare you, boy
And you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
How you don't believe
We're on the eve of destruction

Chat is this real?

>>211686134
=

HYPE!

hello

>>211686304
hi

>>211686230
cool
my package finally made it out of LA

>>211686360
mine came from chicago i made an order from brians shop

>>211686331
hows it going?

>>211686360
Your USPS driver is gonna get murked brah

>>211686304
this nigga always talking about sum hello, nigga thinks hes adele

it must be cool being born in a chill country like switzerland

>>211686631
>>211686631
>>211686631
new

Iran can not sit back and let it all happen and give something like this a weak response.

Firstly, let's establish what Iran is currently capable of and what it is not capable of. It would not be very inaccurate to say that Iranian Air Defence and intelligence has performed quite poorly, and they have lost much of their high command. But one must understand this is not just some mere resistance group you're dealing with, but an organized armed force with multiple branches. There will be mechanisms in place for the replacement of those who have died. Perhaps the most serious loss here was of Hajizadeh, the IRGC general who organized the True Promise operations, as well as the airfields that have gotten absolutely pummeled. But as mentioned before, like Hezbollah, there will most likely be mechanisms in place for the replacements of those and Iran does lack capable and willing soldiers for those roles.

Secondly, let's talk about what Iran can do. For the most part, we can assume that the Iranian military is somewhat paralyzed at the moment, so it will not be able to launch any sort of retaliation yet. Keyword here being yet. Eventually, the paralysis will fade, plans will be drawn up, and retaliation will be carried out. Some part of the missile force is still intact, so there it is not a question of "can Iran retaliate?" and more like "will and when will Iran retaliate?".

Thirdly, let's talk about the long term consequences. The nuclear deal is dead. Dead as a doornail. Unless something more drastic happens such as Tehran getting glasses and Khamenei himself buying the farm, I don't see them rushing towards the negotiating tables. Iran is not a dumb country (although it can be at times) that it did not realize what the consequences of them not signing an embarrassing deal with the US. No, they knew. And now we have on our hands a wait and see thing.