Thread 211680577

apple blossoms

Is that the best place they could afford to live?

We're (becoming) a nation of retards

>>211680599
Hehe banter from the aussies

>>211680605
What were they sharing a room for??

>>211680628
without reading the article I will assume this umbrella term includes the ever increasing numbers of children diagnosed with with ADHD and autism (both made up btw)

>>211680657
teh ghey buttsecks

operation rising cock

>>211680605
Bibi sea always wins

crowberg cawing his innards out on my roof

>>211680636
hehe x

Hope you're all aware that the current "happening" is simply a nothingburger

You haven't fallen for it again, have you?

Called a girl ugly when I was 13 and that still haunts me

>>211680758
what happening?

>>211680758
Of course, nothing ever happens.

>>211680605
Nigga on the bottom got a face like Tow Mater :skull:

was drunk then i ate a roast now im not drunk

woke up like this

>>211680605
not sure why they keep talking shit when every few years their top guys get droned
nigga just sell oil

>>211680758
I was well aware m8, they didn't do shit after soleimani died either

>>211680817
grrrr

>>211680758
It's a nothingburger that it wont cause WW3 but Israel will be bitch slapping Iran 24/7 for the next couple weeks until there is regime change it appears

>>211680817
i wake up like this

any Englishmen in?

>>211680867
did that the first time awoke

>>211680914
yh..

>>211680848
iran are all fart and no poo. completely unable to project their meagre power. best they can do is fund allies and pawns via proxy wars and terrorism

If Israel insist on bombing nutty Muslim states can they have a pop at Pakistan as well?
At least we know definitively they have nukes

A nation of 6 million people is standing up for the entire world. Be proud of them. Be grateful to them.

>>211680960
NI only has 2 million people

>>211680914
no

any fitties in your town?

>>211681001
it lush

>>211681001
bit dry isnt it

>>211681001
Get the buns in the toaster

>>211681048
few

Middle East seems a rough place

>>211681110
all the people should move here, that would make them happy :)

the missus driving around

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1749808882746805.webm

>>211680864
Howling if you think this is going to result in regime change

>>211680948
Hope they use their singular atomic bomb to blow up your smelly bedroom

eating lamb and rosemary flavoured crisps

>>211681133
crazy how stuff like that just happens

>>211681001
reckon these impacted my cogniative functions and is the reason i had shit gcse results

>>211681191
worth it

>>211681191
probably all the heavy metals and having no nutrients

>>211681178
haha yeah, crazy world!!!

God israel is pure unrelenting kino

it friday lads wahey

best timeline ever
israel winning
white vaginas getting stretched and bred by BBC

BNP gathering outside The Dorchester Hotel

tonight is the night

>>211681146
and it lush

>>211681279
cloggy, what do you think the the belgian stealing your style?

>>211681137
Hope they use it to obliterate my bollocks.

>>211681298
this is mine, I can feel it

>>211681137
hope your parents love you one day

>>211681315
>the belgian stealing your style?
he has no style
he doesn't post coom worthy pics or webms
his posts are pure cringe

>>211681298
When I win I'm going to buy every who posts in /brit/ a Switch and Mario Kart

with 210 million you could buy a car brand new

just walk into the showroom and be like yeah I'll have this car here. Mental.

>>211681356
wtf where is the pic I posted stupid site

>>211681298
Going to win tonight, pints are on me

>>211681356
you sure are the OG, cloggy
your racebait is so superior...

>>211681359
BASED

>>211681298
spastic tax

>>211681370
When I won my settlement that’s exactly what I did. Showed them the truck I wanted and gave them cash.

>>211681397
No Nintendo Switch for you

>>211681393
screm

>>211681397
already pay that, 2.50 on top won't hurt, fifty fifty init, someone has to win it

>>211681397
There is no chance 1 in 240 people die from car accidents

>>211681134
Israel has the green light to just bomb them constantly until it happens. Iran will lay down and take it. The people will get pissed. Mossad is very good.

hips and thighs made for squeezing BBCs dry

>>211681454
rorkes side chick

>>211681454
too fat

>>211681464
>try to BEE YOURSELF
>die

surely dying of bee swallowing has to be less likely than willing the euromillions

>>211681491
>indians
lolll

>>211681488
it was a robot bee

>>211681443
Loads of people die in car crashes.

>>211681514
no they dont

love to imagine what it'd be like to win millions

Wish wogs didn't exist, imagine a world of just germanics, maybe Italians and Greeks can come too

>>211681507
Woah this reaction image truly is a BLAST from the PAST

>>211681507
yes you look like that

IRANIAN BOOTY IS WELCOME!
HAIRY IRANIAN MEN, NO!

the built for jungle BBC missus as it were haha alri x

watching some youtube videos

>>211681526
I know of 2 people.

um hi

why doesn't iran just shoot tens of thousands of missiles at israel? flood the iron dome until you start smashing into tel aviv? israel is only about the size of wales and half of it is desert

LATINA BOOTY!

so leftypol is just fine with iran nuking the middle east then? he's really lost his mind

whatever happened to CND?

the missus trying to get the attention of newly arrived african refugee men

>>211681578
alri cloggy

>>211681622
henlo

>>211681668
you reckon she shits with that arse?

Just did a Dubai chocolate in my pants

>>211681698
leftypol consulting the hivemind on this one

>>211681622
hi!!!

>>211681671
if only you knew how spot on that image is in describing my desk LOLLLL
I have multiple empty cans and chocolate wrappers on my desk as I type this
unfortunately no stroopwafels though
however I'm light blond and not balding, just a bit of receding

>>211681701
no she uses an arse double for that

>>211681725
kek

im a monarchist to the fullest.

>>211681691
>>211681728
hello my chickens x

japanese Rorruku having frashbakku to seeing his waitu waifu getting BBC bred

>>211681729
>not balding, just a bit of receding

maaaaate

so all the effort and money spent getting medically prescribed legal weed in the UK and i find out the prices are like 3x worse than just ordering off the black market

mental how some people dont consider june as summer

has someone from /brit/ ever encountered seasidemark

>>211681775
LOL

>>211681772
ok the receding has been speedrunning this year
but it's still not as bad as that image

>>211681786
https://youtu.be/poIKuTuTDuQ?t=644

>>211681780
hard to consider it summer when its pissing down as i type this

so the economy has been shit for 20 years and looks like it's going to be shit for another 20 years. how to we fix the great british economy?

timmy saying 'mmm delicious honey' when eating fried octopus intestines prepared by his thai mail order bride

>>211681775
just get your medcard and buy your weed off tor, at least then you can still smoke trouble free as a 'patient' without paying the extortionate prices

>>211681845
more mystery boatmen arriving on the beaches to be scattered across the country

So you’re telling me there’s two cuck spammers that live right next to each other??

in need of the biggest jungle you know what as it were

>>211681898
clogwog at least comes and goes

women are quite ridiculous really when you think about it
it's why trannies who try to imitate them are so hilariously stupid looking

>travel to syria to join isis and behead kurdish grandmothers on liveleak? Sign me up senpai, hopping on the next plane over
>fight against a literal genocide being conducted by our mortal enemy? No thanks mate, I'll just put some flags in my insta bio
Why is the Ummah so pathetic?

>>211681902
still roaring at this

nobody actually needs medical weed
bet you have something made up like fibromyalgia

>>211681900
>>211681857
Need these two to lez off on camera pronto

>>211681812
absolutely vile

lesbian porn is the most boring porn ever

not worked for 2.5 years

all these sexy women are igniting my incel rage...

>>211681848
how does it feel knowing you got the wrong type of autism and you're stuck like this forever?
one slightly different turn in your development and you might have become one of the successful autists who's good with computers or maths but you get this shit instead lol

>>211681964
I'm getting the word R_ _ _

it should be 1 willy, 1 fanny
if you know what I mean

>>211681969
me too, but I'm just in a 'lil rut haha I'll get out of it soon haha

Sven GORAN Ericsson

ya'll mind if a white boy says mahalo?

uh oh melty

>>211682021
why are you so obsessed? it's not healthy

>>211681898
cloggy was the original
the belgian is a cheap knock off

Ziedbelg is much funnier and more original than Cloggy desu

>>211682030
does it upset you? did I strike a nerve?

>>211682039
But some of the Belgian posts are funny. Cloggy is boring

>>211682069
ziedbelg switched his vpn I see

>>211682080
what belgian posts have ever been funny?

>>211682069
>>211682080
he's not going to shag you heatherpaedophile ziedbelg is bbc only

>cronem this
>cronem that
>HAHAHAHAHA

THIS RITUAL MAKE HIM LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY EXTREME POWERFUL PHOTO PROOF SAME DAY CAST WITHIN 24H

>>211682075
you are obsessed over an anonymous internet personality on an imageboard to the extent you spend every day of your life engaging with it lmfao

>>211681668
isnt that the ukrainian dancer from that vid where she danced in cheerleader uniforms with another ukrainian dancer

>>211682140
people actually spend money on that shite

>>211682159
also boucning tits are so hot

>>211682176
wow mate so funny

Ziedy:

>original storylines
>genuinely funny creative gimmicks that we all use
>clearly just a gimmick
>has sponsors

Cloggy:

>has some bizarre cope about actually being a shagger and having a fit gf despite spending all day on the internet fantasising about black cock
>just a boring coomer
>extremely gay and homoerotic

It’s obvious who wins

>>211682191
kek

Miss the old America. It used to be an Anglo, Christian, conservative country. The guarantor of Western security. An honest manufacturing country. Now it's a mutt hellhole run by a fat Jewish mobster family.

no clue how to get a job, me

>>211682215
Truke.

mad how ziedbelg never posts hot women and only focuses on black men
mad how poofters are on his side

>>211682215
>>genuinely funny creative gimmicks that we all use
Think there is one of other poster who posts his shit

>>211682245
you are both bent freaks obsessed with blacks

Mario Kart? More like Mario Fart

show your logs

>>211682147
you are a mentally and physically disabled paedophile that got mind broken by a gay belgian nonce's bbc spam
you have never had a friend ever in your life and spamming this thread is literally all you have
you should be euthanized by the state

>>211682251
>there is one poster who posts his shit
you're replying to him (ziedbelg on vpn)

yep not going to learn all your gay little /brit/ lore don't really care about either

Greta kind of cute tho

>>211682260
Are you a neet dtfic what do you do all day?

>>211682225
Its always been ran by jewish people

I love it when you get two utter freaks arguing over who is the bigger loser. Like bro you literally are both fat blokes who spend all day in your smelly bedroom posting about black cock nobody wins here haha

>>211682260
so what if i'm disabled mate also my carer is my friend :/
anyway look forward to you being here for the rest of the day seething over based ziedy lmfao same time again tomorrow yeh?

I wonder if anyone has ever farted themselves to death

fucking hell

I can speak for everyone and say that we are all willing to die for israel

>>211682359
I genuinely and unironically am haha

how is she able to handle that?!?!?

>>211682403
tek it tek it

got my legs up on the desk

Threads dead Jim

get the clarks stepped

>>211682304
wtf is a neet dtfic
>>211682324
you are here all day every day forever posting about how you want to rape children and now apparently suck ziedbelg's tiny cock too mate seriously get professional help before you hurt yourself or someone else

Had an Amazon delivery today and the driver was extremely morbidly obese, like possibly top 10 fattest people I’ve ever seen irl. His whole abodomen was jiggling walking down my path and he had beads of sweat trickling down his chin. How does bro cope with that job, blew my mind.

dont even know who these personalities are anymore
dtfic zeidbelg heathernonce who the fuck are they? what happened to the mihais mikeys mousenonces and spainmongs?

>>211682492
heathernonce isn't real

>i've had hundreds of friends and shagged numerous katies over fifty
>everybody loves me and finds me charismatic irl

>>211682492
dont know dont care have them all filtered as soon as they pop up

>>211682492
Ziedbelg origin story
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540
>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)

According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane

There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him

Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388
Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459

A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/

Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/

>>211682483
why are you talking about children? bit of a weird projection mate, then again to be expected from the type of freak that spends every single day coming to scream into the void towards an anonymous poster that barely acknowledges you LOL

>>211682492
>heathernonce
He is a mentally and physically disabled American on a VPN
He has autism, OCD, and porn addiction, is an incel, cut off contact to his family years ago because of Stefan Molymeme, and is now forever alone
Years ago he began spamming Dr Who threads about trannies and gays, then migrated here to spam about earwax and some random YouTubers no one cares about
Then Ziedbelg migrated here a couple years ago and started spamming AI slop about blacks because he's also mentally and physically disabled with severe childhood trauma
This mindbroke Heathermong (most common nickname) into doing the same
His motive is supposedly just to troll the general but he does it literally every single day for 16 hours a day even when he gets no replies and it's 3am in Britain or even that late on the eastern seaboard
Read this thread https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/210945710/#210945710 for his "explanation"
This thread is his ENTIRE LIFE, he had a huge meltdown starting April 1 when the prank was to shut down different boards and we were forced onto /bant/ which has IDs
That meant we could instantly filter him instead of having to devise Rube Goldberg contraptions to filter the immense amount of spam he spends hours every day preparing to avoid filters
When we migrated to the sharty during the shutdown it really was the tipping point and now he's been going nonstop with his botnets to spam 10x as much as before

This would all be over if we just went to /bant/ and filtered him but at this point the two of them have shit up the thread for so long that no one posts here anymore and those that do post here are "in on it" so to speak (tranny janny discord pedos who are the cancer killing the site)

>>211682533
don't forget he lives with his mum still and is 30+ years old

>>211682533
this is one anon known as mousenonce that got cucked by a black male and my black presence in /brit/ reminds him of that trauma over and over again

to try to get me off /brit/ he did these things so far:
first he tried to impersonate me with a belgian vpn, i marked those with impersonator:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/

when that failed, he made up lore about me to try to somehow 'ruin' my reputation by comparing me to a random belgian anon called ziedbelg he found in the archives:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/ziedbelg/country/gb/filter/text/
this is someone confirming that it's made up and if he keeps spamming it people will start to believe it:
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208203490/#208204930
this is him admitting to his braindead plan
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208203490/#208204866
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208241241/#208241675

other stuff he desperately tries to do is saying that he got me filtered, to try to discourage me from posting, he also does this with other posters he doesn't like
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/filter%20him/country/gb/

he also got caught replying to himself on different devices:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/devices/country/be/
he's extremely deranged and obsessed with me, i hope he gets over his trauma some day

>>211682534
and yet you have a huge meltdown whenever i bully you or your boyfriend ziedbelg get a grip you unlovable ghoul

>>211682586
hey mate how do you feel about heatherpedo calling you ziedbelg all the time too?

>replies
>210
>ctrl + f No.211
>180 results
He's busy today eh

I still calls it Czechoslovakia

>>211682587
>>211682611
you've got menthol elf

>It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.
>Only the Belgian gets it and I think one or two other people.

a second plane has just hit the dogfart studios

>>211681617
no you dont
be quiet

You know a general is dead when it just becomes a chatroom for a bunch of discord tranny freak 'personalities'.

4% of young british women are on onlyfans

>>211682644
Burma, Bombay and Ceylon for me

Ayer's Rock and Melbroune too

another 16 hours on 4chan is it adam? very wise use of your time during your 30s lol

>>211682686
its so tiresome
i keep coming back though, dont know whats wrong with me

>>211682737
ktim

>the brit split has been the funniest thing i've done online for a long time.
>
>thanks for the laughs lads glad i could break your minds so hard you had to leave /int/
>
>i bet in a years time when i come back here you'll still be seething about me when this place would have just become a distant memory for me.

all nice and well but mi tink mi gwaan support a black owned business x

fuck all jobs about

>>211682715
Ayers Rock changed did it? Won't be changing for me. As for Melbourne then obviously that is a silly change to be ignored just like Bangkok.

>>211682789
get a forklift license mate literally free money

What's the matter, Heatherchad?

You've barely touched your pure satire...

>>211682789
supermarkets always hiring de lad

might met a nice zoomette there, you never know

got the builders in upstairs, despite being young white lands, they are listening to afrobeat
evropa is lost

>>211682812
please have sex or something man this obsession with brit isnt healthy

>>211682804
Ayer's Rock is now Uluru and they're trying to change Melbourne to Naarm

yeah but the pg tips are leaking aren't they?

>>211682819
>young white lands

bit of a Freudian slip there, my german flagged friend

>>211682828
It's well known I am a shagger

>Uluru
no thanks

who is the most famous abo?

>>211682789
never give up

>>211682838
Abos need to remember their place

>>211682869
iggy azalea

>>211682859
LOL

>>211682890
What's so funny Ziedy?

jollof rice + clickum on the cards x

Nothing ever happens

>>211682869
Only one I know by name is Aaron Pederson, aussie actor.
He stars in the neo-western Mystery Road, great film

Reckon we ought to bomb "Egypt" (its nit even Egypt, hasnt been for like 2000 years. Its the Arab Republic of Misr. They deserve to be bombed for trying to pull this scam.

>>211682869
There isn't one
Even the apparently notable ones aren't famous. They're activists and other sorts of dossers

14 porcelain
14 onyx

>>211682944
she looks like the young boy from national lampoons christmas vacation

All true National Socialists will stand Iran, the land of the Aryans, in their fight against the Eternal Jew.

HH

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Cheers Grok

>>211682973
all BBC enjoyers stand with Israel

if I win the euromillions I'm putting all 210 million into the Australian inland canal project. Giant canals, dug from the ocean inward, sloping downward, will draw salt water inland and along the way the heat from the sun will cause some of this water to evaporate

when it does, it will be captured in a series of tubes that are held above the canals by a canopy. The water vapour will travel along these arterial tubes where it will condense and be used to irrigate the entire inside of australia, terraforming it from a barren wasteland into lush farmland

detractors have argued that this will cost vast sums of money, perhaps on the order of trillions of pounds, but frankly I think the only thing lacking is the political will. It could be done.

Irish people be like
>I hate colonialism
But then move to colonial states like Canada and Australia to take land from the natives.
Bah!

>>211682987
Mental how they actually get worse with successive generations.

>>211682987
Truth assault.

>>211682869
Ernie dingo

>>211683009
They just hate the English. Don't mistake tribalism for being principled.

>>211682881
It's mainly white people pushing this I think abos have more pressing issues

mad how ofcom will block /brit/ in july even though nothing nsfw is allowed to be posted here
almost like they are blocking it because they hate incels

Sucking a Yazoo

online safety actmong is genuinely the most pathetic poster in /brit/

>>211682995
that goes without saying

>>211683053
everyone hates incels. they 100% deserve all the abuse and humiliation they receive

nazi racist ofcom posting time is it?
guess I'll check back later and see if he's pretending to be diego again

Phwoar, finally decided to bite the bullet and learn how to use a local version of stable diffusion to make some goon material.

I always avoided it because it seemed like too much work to get it set up but now I've cracked it. Big day for me and my willy

People exist who have sex. I don't have sex, therefore I do not exist.

katy brushing her plump clapper against yardie cronem

Ah cmere lads I've got a date with this bird in an hour.
Haven't been in a date in over a year.
Am well nervous aha x

>>211683087
faggot cunt fuck off

>>211683107
that's not allowed under islam

Jews are fundamentally an agent of biological decomposition

>>211683034
>It's mainly white people pushing this
1 drop abos for the most part looking at them

>>211683112
im 23 and have never been on a date

>>211683112
remember to invoke friendship, joy and laughter

they need that

>>211683009
Same with Indians. Always whinging about Britishers but have to no qualms about building their corner shops an some native burial site in the West.

>>211683116
cry about it heatherpedo nobody likes you just go away

>>211683089
Ahh, so this is now how the white man uses his inherent intelligence

>>211683089
Lol, lmao even

stable diffusion little girls

>>211683150
uh oh stinky incel melty cmon get all the fake whatsapp convos posted get the black pills eaten get the tiny willy wanked

>>211683155
are you emotional because your boyfriend mousenonce doesnt post here anymore?

Wouldn't it be mad to use AI to make a video of yourself doing ungodly things with a family member

fucking weather site is useless
radar shows no storm forming over my town but it's fucking pouring
how do meterologists have jobs

>browns seething about namefags and their drama
huh?

>>211683189
being called out on your unrequited homosexual love for ziedbelg really rattled you didn't it lmfao

niggering a niggerly nigger from my arsepoo

>>211683134
Yeah mostly I'm not sure if half of them even have abo blood

>>211683269
Yeah? How do you do that?

>>211683239
it's not right that we're not allowed to know what's going on in there

I HAVE to know

>>211683250
aww mousey come back please im so lost without you ive resorted to creating imaginary enemies ahh nigga omds

-2: aaaaaa
pg tip: *tap tap tap*

The cronem going a nice nature hike, smiling and greeting people they walk past, closing every gate behind them, picking up litter as they go, and generally having a nice time.

>>211683298
mental how badly he mindraped you

>>211683355
you're having a melty LOL

>>211683355
mental how you cant stop seething whilst ziedy kicks back with a high grade zoot laughing at you lmfao

>>211683385
are you just gonna let him call you ziedbelg? >211683396

Ive been mindraped and left in an existential ditch

>>211683414
teachers pet ahh nigga

>>211668475
>>211668475

pizza and chipses for tea

new should be school girl legs edish

>>211683460
?

The world is yours - tony montana

E-bikes have prevented more carbon emissions than electric cars. Mad ting

>[Deleted]
uh oh stinky melty incoming

>>211683218
just violently chundered down my shirt laughing at this, where's it from

>>211683287
never you mind sweaty x back in your cage of reality now chop chop

>>211683577
>>211683577
>>211683577

Watching a video online on a site called YouTube

>>211683541
really?